Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[mic59]

I'm a little bit each way on this. One part of me wants the cows to not make the finals at all; one part of me wants the cows to make the finals and be humiliated in the elimination final, one part of me wants the cows to win the elimination and lose the semi so they're in the top 6 and get a tougher draw next year. Then we can listen to them whinge as we go on our happy way winning while they struggle against Hawthorn and Sydney.
Although their mate Gil will probably do his best to get them the easiest top 6 draw he can. This year the toughest part of the draw, double-up games against the top 6, was only given to the Sydney, Hawthorn, Port and to Geelong. North Melbourne and Freo got away with only 2 double-ups against the top 6.

 

[Schulzenfest]

The Crows would've smashed Geelong at Adelaide Oval (the same way we should have) if that game hadn't been called off. Obviously in the circumstances it had to be done, but under normal circumstances they'd have a top 8 spot locked in already IMO.

EDIT: Wait, why is this in the media thread? Carn Portz board.

 

[finbarr]

The Crows would've smashed Geelong at Adelaide Oval (the same way we should have) if that game hadn't been called off. Obviously in the circumstances it had to be done, but under normal circumstances they'd have a top 8 spot locked in already IMO.

Yeah, Geelong weren't winning that game.

 

[Power Pete]

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

 

[PepeSilvia]

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WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS HOW MANY TURDS?!

 

[bomberclifford]

I didn't think it was possible Pete, but your memes are getting shitter.
Which is somewhat impressive, considering the level of shitness the turd one reached.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

I didn't think it was possible but Pete, your memes are getting shitter.
Which is somewhat impressive, considering the level of shitness the turd one reached.

This x 1,000,000

I'm not sure what you do for work Pete, but please just stick to that.

 

[El Zorro]

I didn't think it was possible but Pete, your memes are getting shitter.
Which is somewhat impressive, considering the level of shitness the turd one reached.

Can anyway please dig out said turd meme as I haven't had the pleasure?

 

[Seanybruz]

Not fat enough to be Rowe.

 

[raptalia]

I am contemplating legal action over the Monopoly Times' unauthorised use of my avatar on Page 14 in today's edition of their rag.

I have to admit that I am not sure what the article is intended to do. It appears under an Advertisement banner with the headline, Stadium pies to be half as hot. It appears to refer to the temperature of pies at Victorian stadii and not necessarily AO. The hottest thing about AO pies is the price.

There are three articles on page 14 that appear to be Murdoch's idea of a joke. In one of them a cricket fan called Steve Warner is quoted. Now would that be a Steve Smith and David Warner hybrid?

Maybe the kids on work experience have got among the action and produced a few stories for their SACE Media Studies or maybe Rooch has been in the boss' cocktail cabinet?

Oh I GET IT - this is all part of an Origin Energy half price campaign. Very clever and very original. Had me going for a while.

 

[Changaneen]

The kamries™ will be the campaigners that will blunder their way to the prelim and give that team a run for their money, thats just the campaigners they are.

Not a snowballs chance in hell, they're about to be found out. More years of mediocrity on the way.

 

[Greasyrhys]

Surprisingly cRowie & Elbows don't sound disappointed about us overtaking their mob in memberships...

 

[Changaneen]

Surprisingly cRowie & Elbows don't sound disappointed about us overtaking their mob in memberships...

Making excuses up as to why, they have more 11 seated memberships rah rah rah !! If i'm not mistaken we have a big wait list for seating.

 

[LFC2010]

So keen for a Derby Grand Final.

Wouldn't that be something else, half of Melbourne will go on vacation!.

 

[Rising Power]

"what are they counting the dogs and cats too" ergh ergh

lol

 

[Andre]

The kamries™ will be the campaigners that will blunder their way to the prelim and give that team a run for their money, thats just the campaigners they are.

Win week one, smashed week two. Shit draft picks and double ups against top 6 teams in 2016 = best result.

 

[bomberclifford]

Turn on AA to see what they have to say.
First thing I hear is a "We Fly As One" membership ad.

Hearty Lulz.

 

[John the Butcher]

***'an also on MMM soon lel
#damagecontrol

 

[LFC2010]

***'an also on MMM soon lel
#damagecontrol

in before the numbers are irrelevant!

 

[Steve Dore]

Turn on AA to see what they have to say.
First thing I hear is a "We Fly As One" membership ad.

Hearty Lulz.

But Fagan said that memberships are not important.

 

[The_Big_FUNK!!!]

fagan and the crows judge their memberships by the yield of money from memberships, hence why have many more 11 game memberships, and a stable income stream

port adelaide judge memberships by the number of people who actually get to the games and have connection to the footy club, why we have low 11 game and open up more ga, walk up and 3 game so more people can actually go to the footy.

can you guess which one is the club, and which is the franchise?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Ricciuto gets some of his own medicine back as James Brayshaw announces on MMM Dangerfield 100% certain to go to Geelong.

 

[Steve Dore]

Ricciuto gets some of his own medicine back as James Brayshaw announces on MMM Dangerfield 100% certain to go to Geelong.

Doesn't that mean he is staying at the Crows?

 

[BornPort]

Ricciuto gets some of his own medicine back as James Brayshaw announces on MMM Dangerfield 100% certain to go to Geelong.

Waiting for Roo to say "James shouldn't be commenting on player contracts."