Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[raman]

It'll be terrible listening.

Herp derp revenue per membership.

Herp derp attendances.

Herp derp making up the numbers in the top 8 #greatsuccess

 

[El_Scorcho]

Get ready to hear about how we have 40000 3 game memberships etc.

There will probably be some mention of membership revenue and how they've got us in average attendance

 

[tribey]

Herp derp revenue per membership.

Herp derp attendances.

Herp derp making up the numbers in the top 8 #greatsuccess

Get ready to hear about how we have 40000 3 game memberships etc.

There will probably be some mention of membership revenue and how they've got us in average attendance

"They should start paying back what they owe to the Essayanafelw"

 

[DaTBird187]

But then again I guess our younger demographic obtains its info via alternative routes rather than last century radio stations such as AA and MMM.

I'm 40 and the last time I listened to the radio Kurt Cobain was still alive.

 

[raman]

Actually I might listen after all.

 

[El_Scorcho]

"They should start paying back what they owe to the Essayanafelw"

Thank god Triggy helped them out and made Adelaide Oval happen

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Fishing ....
Although my info from 2 sources including one first hand, involved a future demonic leader.

Praise Satwin

 

[Powerstufff]

That wasn't a sumo suit, that was Andrew Jarman.

His brother Darren more so.

 

[Mangus Onfries]

Switching between 891 & AA this morning and just caught the last 15 seconds of Danger having a dig at our crowd from the GWS game. I'm assuming they'd just discussed the membership tally. The double standard in Adelaide regarding players and club officials behaviour in the media is truly astonishing. I know it's always been this way but you just do not hear it happening elsewhere. It may go some way to explaining why AFC are viewed as the insecure little brother to the real club in SA.

 

[DaTBird187]

Are you sure it wasn't Darren Jarman!

Darren is now working at the Nuclear Plant.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Switching between 891 & AA this morning and just caught the last 15 seconds of Danger having a dig at our crowd from the GWS game. I'm assuming they'd just discussed the membership tally. The double standard in Adelaide regarding players and club officials behaviour in the media is truly astonishing. I know it's always been this way but you just do not hear it happening elsewhere. It may go some way to explaining why AFC are viewed as the insecure little brother to the real club in SA.

Danger has to be the BIGGEST flog ever. Note how Boak and Ollie show nothing but respect yet Danger always has to have a dig at our supporters. Moron. And to think he'll likely have a Fox media gig one day.

 

[Powerstufff]

But then again I guess our younger demographic obtains its info via alternative routes rather than last century radio stations such as AA and MMM.

Carrier pigeons are back?

 

[Andre]

If the SA media had any brains it would start employing more Port people as opposed to all the Crows ambassadors. They are living in the past and if they want to grow their listenership they are currently barking up the wrong tree by allowing the Crows to piss all over them like it's their territory and theirs alone.

Whenever I think of the Advertiser and 5AA and their target audience I think of Danny De Vito in Other People's Money (and Penelope Ann Miller is still hot as). They are the buggy whip makers of the 21st century.

And you know the surest way to go broke? Keep getting an increasing share of a shrinking market. Down the tubes. Slow but sure. You know, at one time there must've been dozens of companies making buggy whips. And I'll bet the last company around was the one that made the best goddamn buggy whip you ever saw. Now how would you have liked to have been a stockholder in that company? You invested in a business and this business is dead.

 

[LFC2010]

Switching between 891 & AA this morning and just caught the last 15 seconds of Danger having a dig at our crowd from the GWS game. I'm assuming they'd just discussed the membership tally. The double standard in Adelaide regarding players and club officials behaviour in the media is truly astonishing. I know it's always been this way but you just do not hear it happening elsewhere. It may go some way to explaining why AFC are viewed as the insecure little brother to the real club in SA.

What a clueless w***er!

 

[bomberclifford]

"They should start paying back what they owe to the Essayanafelw"

I spoke to someone who attended an SA Football Commission function on the weekend. They told me that this agenda was in full swing amongst the SA football 'elite'.

Seriously. This state.

 

[tribey]

I spoke to someone who attended an SA Football Commission function on the weekend. They told me that this agenda was in full swing amongst the SA football 'elite'.

Seriously. This state.

lol don't doubt that at all.

by the time the stadium deal is up for renewal I'm fully expecting a media campaign to have the "cashsoaked Power" accept a worse deal to that end.

 

[OneGreatClub]

I spoke to someone who attended an SA Football Commission function on the weekend. They told me that this agenda was in full swing amongst the SA football 'elite'.

Seriously. This state.

Their attitude is quite idiotic and self defeating. Having two very successful SA AFL clubs benefits the $ANFL and $MA as much as anyone yet they would prefer to destroy us just out of pure spite? They really really need to move on, and take a long hard look at themselves, dinosaurs. Plus I would love to see how the $ANFL fares without the Magpies. They are upset as we no longer can be called a stain of the footy landscape I guess.

 

[El Zorro]

Can't wait for stupid's tears this afternoon on 5cc regarding the memberships.

it'll be good listening to!

No thanks.

 

[FPPF]

Meh, expected really. We can't make finals, they are playing for a spot in the eight and are playing really good footy.

Just wait until tomorrow after they beat the almighty lions! We must be due for a Cornes article soon about how the crows have captured the nations imagination - he normally wheels something like that out after they win two or three in a row?

Do you really think if the roles were reversed that we would get the coverage and not them?

Carn mate it's the crowvertiser.

 

[FPPF]

Their attitude is quite idiotic and self defeating. Having two very successful SA AFL clubs benefits the $ANFL and $MA as much as anyone yet they would prefer to destroy us just out of pure spite? They really really need to move on, and take a long hard look at themselves, dinosaurs. Plus I would love to see how the $ANFL fares without the Magpies. They are upset as we no longer can be called a stain of the footy landscape I guess.

They'd probably come up with the "last minute idea to salvage afl in SA" of admitting another team...like Norwood or some other steaming pike of shit for a club in this state.

 

[El Zorro]

They'd probably come up with the "last minute idea to salvage afl in SA" of admitting another team...like Norwood or some other steaming pike of shit for a club in this state.

I'd swap Norwood for the crows in a heartbeat. At least they are a real club.

 

[LFC2010]

SO all the non educated fans at West Lakes are saying well at least we're playing finals, etc...etc...

I'd love it if they got belted in there last 2 games of the season and they miss finals as a result. Please footy god's and do all the Port's some good please.

 

[Grave Danger]

Brickbats to our own club website for a featured article saying 'Jars set to quit'. Really guys? In my head I went "Whaaaaaat! What happened Impey? Stay, please stay."
Turns out it is some radio guy I've never heard of. At least one thumb down from me Port website guys.

Given the incestuous nature of the Adelaide media, I assume this bloke is related to the Blimp Brothers?

 

[Papa G]

This talk that Adelaide playing finals is a fait accompli is quite ridiculous. If the next 2 rounds go the way the bookies think they will (and they are right most of the time), the crows will not be playing finals.

 

[Rising Power]

This talk that Adelaide playing finals is a fait accompli is quite ridiculous. If the next 2 rounds go the way the bookies think they will (and they are right most of the time), the crows will not be playing finals.

If Geelong and West Coast win this week and Geelong wins next week, they'll finish 9th.

Edit: "they" being Adelaide.