I was listening to 774 this past weekend when the commentators mentioned a 17thmond player who had just received his jumper: Steely Green.
They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan.
Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name from.
Steely Dan was originally a character in a novel, Naked Lunch, by the great American writer William S. Burroughs.
In the novel, Steely Dan is a METAL DILDO, I kid you not. I know this because I’m a huge Burroughs fan and have read most of his work.
Imagine the look on Steely Green’s face when, one day, someone tells him the truth
They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan.
Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name from.
Steely Dan was originally a character in a novel, Naked Lunch, by the great American writer William S. Burroughs.
In the novel, Steely Dan is a METAL DILDO, I kid you not. I know this because I’m a huge Burroughs fan and have read most of his work.
Imagine the look on Steely Green’s face when, one day, someone tells him the truth
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