Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton (safe space for Blues' fans who aren't soft utensils)

[Horaceg]

I can't understand why our players didn't get Order of Australia medals for doing that to Carlton.

I would have thought a National Public holiday was the correct outcome commemorating that Day day in perpetuity

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Hope this is their new slogan. How lazy

 

[Pistol Night]

Hope this is their new slogan. How lazy

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Should be “New Season, Same Result”

 

[sr36]

Hope this is their new slogan. How lazy

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Its like they just wanted a rhyme and didn't care about anything else.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Its like they just wanted a rhyme and didn't care about anything else.

And they go with this attempt on the inside wonder where they got that idea? I'm embarrassed for them.

 

[sr36]

And they go with this attempt on the inside wonder where they got that idea? I'm embarrassed for them.

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Is the important monogram the Puma cat?

 

[Pistol Night]

And they go with this attempt on the inside wonder where they got that idea? I'm embarrassed for them.

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What a pathetic organisation. Any ****n original ideas of their own ever? I guess being shit for 30 years is pretty original. Actually no, they copied that from Richmond

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Is the important monogram the Puma cat?

Must be. It can't be the CFC.

 

[Pistol Night]

Must be. It can't be the CFC.

AFL logo? Suck holes

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

is this their Side by Side?

 

[sr36]

Must be. It can't be the CFC.

Eddie should have gone hard on them not being allowed to go by CFC - it should be just us.

They can be SFC - S for shit or scum rather than the current C for campaigner.

 

[Fadge]

Should be “New Season, Same Result”

'Same shit, different season'

 

[handy point]

Hope this is their new slogan. How lazy

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New season, same reason that they couldn’t get it done?

Between “Can you smell what we’re cooking?” et al, and this one… they really make it easy, don’t they?

 

[Vicky Park]

And they go with this attempt on the inside wonder where they got that idea? I'm embarrassed for them.

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‘When you put on this guernsey…’ TLDR. Ridiculous piece of design. What were they thinking? And half the team wouldn’t know what ‘monogram’ means.

Why not put this on the inside of the jumper, so the wearer can see it and be reminded of it every time he dons the jumper:

‘60-0’.

 

[Pistol Night]

‘When you put on this guernsey…’ TLDR. Ridiculous piece of design. What were they thinking? And half the team wouldn’t know what ‘monogram’ means.

Why not put this on the inside of the jumper, so the wearer can see it and be reminded of it every time he dons the jumper:

‘60-0’.

And when you buy a guernsey there is no number on the back. What a shitshow of an attempt to be dramatic

 

[Chameleon75]

Hope this is their new slogan. How lazy

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just another way to say “same shit different bucket “

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

More Carlton news:


In honour of their unprecedented 2024 finals performance Carlton have been announced as the official AFL Ambassadors for Round Zero.

 

[Tadpole]

just another way to say “same shit different bucket “

That bucket needs to be changed. It must be overflowing by now.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

'Same shit, different season'

“Sometimes is maybe shit, sometimes definitely shit”.

 

[westozpie]

I would have thought a National Public holiday was the correct outcome commemorating that Day day in perpetuity

 

[jmac70]

is this their Side by Side?

You do it alone if you’re a w***er.

 

[NMBB]

is this their Side by Side?

Pukearama

 

[sr36]

You do it alone if you’re a w***er.

"𝐀𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞."

It's not actually they're uniting slogan. It's a warning to the players because they've discovered a few more Dorotich's in their midst.

 

[Vicky Park]

"𝐀𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞."

It's not actually they're uniting slogan. It's a warning to the players because they've discovered a few more Dorotich's in their midst.

Hope Carlton don’t poach any of the clever media team at GWS, who are currently top of the ladder.

While the Carlton kids come up with vaguely threatening rubbish like this.

 

[NMBB]

"𝐀𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞."

It's not actually they're uniting slogan. It's a warning to the players because they've discovered a few more Dorotich's in their midst.

Not only players -supporters, committee, coterie, sponsors - you name it