Oppo Camp The Non-North Footy Discussion & Matchday Chat Thread (NNFD&MCT) VII

[Samsquanch]

Honestly he's prefect for them in an evil way

A tease coach for an easily teased fanbase. They'll be up and about when they put away a top 4 team easily but call for the heads when they drop the inevitable game to a poor side.

And when he's sacked they bring back dirdy-hirdy!

 

[Makeshift Park]

 

[Chadwiko]

I bought AFLW tickets for this past weekend's game through Ticketmaster, and now I just got this below email.

This is bullshit.

 

[Samsquanch]

Sometimes you might wonder what ex- opposition players get up to when they are washed up as footballers and their boxing and reality TV careers have also tanked...

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Good riddance:

 

[krakouers]

Maybe wrong chat but Joffa on illicit child images charges?
Surprised? I honestly am (admittedly know very little about him)

 

[Devington]

Maybe wrong chat but Joffa on illicit child images charges?
Surprised? I honestly am (admittedly know very little about him)

Was more than that wasn't it? I thought he pled guilty to penetrating a 14 year old boy.

 

[krakouers]

Was more than that wasn't it? I thought he pled guilty to penetrating a 14 year old boy.

I just caught the end of it

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

Was new tiger draftee Steely Green really named after Steely Dan?
Apart from sounding like a really tough lawn seed product,
he also comes with a very obvious nickname built in:

‘It's a fever dream of a book that includes drug use and hallucinations. Another thing in the novel is a reference to dildos. One of those dildos was named—you guessed it—Steely Dan. Fans of the Beat writers, Fagen and Becker named their band after a “revolutionary” steam-powered dildo noted in Naked Lunch’.

Steely Green is starting to sound like an environmentally friendly dildo… NTTIAWWT.

 

[Samsquanch]

Was new tiger draftee Steely Green really named after Steely Dan?
Apart from sounding like a really tough lawn seed product,
he also comes with a very obvious nickname built in:

‘It's a fever dream of a book that includes drug use and hallucinations. Another thing in the novel is a reference to dildos. One of those dildos was named—you guessed it—Steely Dan. Fans of the Beat writers, Fagen and Becker named their band after a “revolutionary” steam-powered dildo noted in Naked Lunch’.

Steely Green is starting to sound like an environmentally friendly dildo… NTTIAWWT.

 

[The acurate one]

Good riddance:

Well that seemed a solid 10 seconds of exercise.
I think he may just be an old-fashioned Denis Pagan dill

 

[King Corey]

Well that seemed a solid 10 seconds of exercise.
I think he may just an old-fashioned Denis Pagan dill

You can take the boy out of the North Melbourne 2021 post-season conditioning program..

 

[DuckYeah]

I know its a tough talking point for us folk. Andrew Mcleod

Andrew Mcleod

Age

48

Ht

181cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.8

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.6

4star

was a ****ing beast player. I am a masochist, watching highlights of him ripping us a new arseh*le.. what a superstar that campaigner was

 

[benbanjo]

I know its a tough talking point for us folk. Andrew Mcleod was a ******* beast player. I am a masochist, watching highlights of him ripping us a new a-hole.. what a superstar that campaigner was

Man, I knew you had issues, but this is just next level stuff.

 

[DuckYeah]

Man, I knew you had issues, but this is just next level stuff.

Had?

 

[DuckYeah]

Man, I knew you had issues, but this is just next level stuff.

He tore apart one of the greatest teams, arguably the greatest team in History. Phenomenal.

 

[benbanjo]

He tore apart one of the greatest teams, arguably the greatest team in History. Phenomenal.

i have selective amnesia for the end of that year.

 

[Passmore]

 

[Harris 10]

I thought our Key position forward depth was bad, Saints supporters are putting forward Tom Campbell

29

Tom Campbell

Age

33

Ht

201cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.1

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.8

3star

CL

1.6

4star

HO

17.0

5star

D

5.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

2.0

1star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

2.0

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

3.0

3star

CL

1.2

4star

HO

13.2

5star

as the likely replacement for King.

 

[King Corey]

I thought our Key position forward depth was bad, Saints supporters are putting forward Tom Campbell as the likely replacement for King.

Like for like?

 

[krakouers]

SEE THE PICTURES: Winder emerges after investigation reveal

Isiah Winder looks set to retain his spot on West Coast’s rookie list despite being investigated for an alleged drunken physical assault while away at an Indigenous players summit over east.

thewest.com.au

Spoiler: Full Article

West Coast Eagles set to retain forward Isiah Winder despite police investigation into alleged assault
Mitchell Woodcock and Samantha Rogers
The West Australian
Tue, 6 December 2022

Isiah Winder looks set to retain his spot on West Coast’s rookie list despite being investigated for an alleged drunken physical assault while away at an Indigenous players summit over east.

Winder, 20, was understood to have been out drinking with several players from other clubs after the AFL/AFLPA Indigenous and Multicultural Players Summit on Friday night when the incident allegedly occurred.

It came just two days after the Eagles redrafted the Bunbury product as a rookie on Wednesday after two years on the senior list.

A source told The West Australian Winder was likely to retain his spot on the list despite the investigation.

They said Winder was “OK but frustrated” and remorseful for his actions, which resulted in him being stood down from the AFL program by the Eagles.

West Coast were informed on Saturday morning of the incident, with Winder meeting with club officials on Monday afternoon where he was told he would be demoted to the WAFL program, with the situation to be reevaluated in early January.

Winder returned to Mineral Resources Park on Tuesday, where he is still allowed to use the facilities and is being supported and receiving counselling through the Eagles and the AFL Players’ Association.

Eagles teammate Jamaine Jones

31

Jamaine Jones

Age

26

Ht

180cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.0

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

4.2

3star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.8

5star

MG

159.6

3star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

4.0

5star

MG

196.5

3star

D

9.0

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.8

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.2

5star

MG

166.0

3star

, who played seven games for Geelong between 2017 and 2019 before joining West Coast, was also at the gathering but is understood not to have been with Winder at the time of the incident.

Winder was not arrested and is awaiting to see if Victorian Police will charge him over the alleged incident.

The other party is understood to have not been seriously hurt, with the AFL’s integrity unit also holding an investigation.

Those close to the forward are shocked at the allegations, with Winder understood to want to be a role model to young children in the Indigenous community, as well as play football.

Winder was delisted by West Coast in October but convinced the Eagles to redraft him after returning to pre-season training in the best condition of his career.

The seven-game forward is believed to have responded to his axing by getting a personal trainer and also steering away from alcohol to ensure he gave himself the best chance to get on the rookie list.

He played six games for the Eagles in 2022, with the last coming in round 12 of this season, after being drafted with pick 57 in the 2020 draft.

West Coast will return to training on Wednesday morning.

 

[Samsquanch]

SEE THE PICTURES: Winder emerges after investigation reveal

Isiah Winder looks set to retain his spot on West Coast’s rookie list despite being investigated for an alleged drunken physical assault while away at an Indigenous players summit over east.

thewest.com.au

I'd say Isiah Winder = the Window but kids these days wouldn't have a damn clue what I'm saying.

 

[ferball]

I'd say Isiah Winder = the Window but kids these days wouldn't have a damn clue what I'm saying.

That's actually true.

My kids say "Can you turn the window up" or "down" cos they've only ever been in vehicles with push button windows. I was actually giving them a rave about it last week.

 

[koshari]

I thought our Key position forward depth was bad, Saints supporters are putting forward Tom Campbell as the likely replacement for King.

It gets worse, some have suggested mason wood.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Bloody hell.

Cam Rayner has come back in absolutely awful condition to Lions training.

Like, worse than Jed's worst returning condition.