Official Team Thread The Official Team Thread Of The Gold City Royals - Season 32 - Best Served Cold

[Marlowe]

I am your ruckman now.


[Insert Captain Philips meme]

 

[krakouers]

Plus I would never taunt the Qooty gods by calling another team the bye.

Yeah, let’s blame PMBangers

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Yeah, let’s blame PMBangers

I wasn't going to rub this one in but you're right. He learned a massive lesson this week.

 

[GreyCrow]

Do you know who the last ruck to finish top 3 in the Mobbs Medal was?



... I think it was Shadow Man.

But the last ruck to finish top 3 and to actually be in the running was me.

Hope you enjoyed my 115DT points

 

[MC Bad Genius]

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ROUND 9 V STUPID ******* BULLSHIT PLASTIC TOYS, TEAM NAMED AFTER DOLLS

GCR 6.0 | 12.2 | 20.5 | 23.7 145
GUM 8.1 | 12.4 | 18.8 | 23.14 152

GOALS: MC Bad Genius 4, Engimal v3 3, krakouers85 3, Dancing Potato 2, grumbleguts 2, The Filth Wizard 2, Marlowe 2, spookism 2, GreyCrow, CakeEater
BESTS: spookism, krakouers85, Danger in Texas, Marlowe, Engimal v3

Junior Co-Captains Address
Well well well, I hope you're all happy, I don't know what sort of deals you Melbourne fans have made in order to secure your flag but we should not be punished for it! nah it was good to see the Dees up and about, and the reactions to the win, incredible and we can take inspiration from that and bring it into our Qooty season.

There's not much to say about the game, we were robbed plain and simple, and Marlowe was on point when he said games that finish within 2 goals should have a fifth quarter. These losses are the ones that hurt the most, where we've fought back and let it slip again right at the end. What we can do next time is, well, just get better.

This round we come up against the Warriors, so even if they don't rock up we can just make fun of NaturalDisaster for being a doof, enjoy!

Season 32 Ladder after Round Nine

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Mount Buller Demons    9   8   1   -    -   1039   792   131.19   32     1L    WWWWL    -     Ldr     -
Dragons FFC            9   6   3   -    -    987   851   115.98   24     2W    LLLWW    -     -2      -
West Coast Wonders     9   6   3   -    -    896   826   108.47   24     3W    LLWWW    -     -2      -
Roys FFC               9   5   4   -    -    963   809   119.04   20     1W    WLLLW    -     -3      -
Fighting Furies        9   5   4   -    -    779   747   104.28   20     1W    WLWLW   +1     -3      -
Las Vegas Bears        9   4   5   -    -    818   784   104.34   16     2L    WWWLL   -1     -4      -
Gold City Royals       9   4   5   -    -    948   973    97.43   16     1L    WWWWL    -     -4      -
Sin City Swamprats     9   4   5   -    -    834   920    90.65   16     1L    LWLWL    -     -4     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coney Island Warriors  9   4   5   -    -    881   985    89.44   16     1W    LWLLW   +1     -4      -
Baghdad Bombers        9   4   5   -    -    931  1131    82.32   16     2L    LWWLL   -1     -4      -
East Side Phoenix      9   2   7   -    -    877   977    89.76    8     4L    WLLLL    -     -6     -2
Gumbies FFC            9   2   7   -    -    896  1054    85.01    8     2W    LLLWW    -     -6     -2

ROYALS DO QOOTY GOOD!
Hitouts: 5th Marlowe (14)
Kicks: =3rd krakouers85 and Marlowe (15)
Tackles: =1st spookism (10)
Goals: =4th MC Bad Genius (4)


Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti

Don't expect me to ever kick 4 goals in a game again. Can't believe I wasted that effort in a loss.

 

[Marlowe]

Hope you enjoyed my 115DT points

Hope you enjoyed my Mobbs votes last season.

 

[Marlowe]

Don't expect me to ever kick 4 goals in a game again. Can't believe I wasted that effort in a loss.

Shoulda kicked five.

#washed

 

[krakouers]

Shoulda kicked five.

#washed

You know, there is the missing key member of the team who didn’t perform yesterday

 

[Marlowe]

You know, there is the missing key member of the team who didn’t perform yesterday

I wouldn't call spook a key member.

 

[CakeEater]

You know, there is the missing key member of the team who didn’t perform yesterday

Hey i delivered on my average.....

 

[krakouers]

Hey i delivered on my average.....

I wouldn't call spook a key member.

Look, we all know who it is, no point shielding his lame post match posts as well

 

[CakeEater]

Look, we all know who it is, no point shielding his lame post match posts as well

Does he go well with Mash?

 

[krakouers]

Does he go well with Mash?

I’m just saying, our other Co-captain has performed this year

 

[Marlowe]

Does he go well with Mash?

Dancing Potato being unfairly roasted here.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Dancing Potato being unfairly roasted here.

Hmm, mashed roast potatoes. Could be good.

 

[Marlowe]

I’m just saying, our other Co-captain has performed this year

You know Bangers is so irrelevant on field I completely erased the possibility of him being the player you were talking about.

 

[CakeEater]

Dancing Potato being unfairly roasted here.

 

[krakouers]

You know Bangers is so irrelevant on field I completely erased the possibility of him being the player you were talking about.

You aren’t the only one who wishes he was less relevant off field and a bit more on?

 

[Marlowe]

You aren’t the only one who wishes he was less relevant off field and a bit more on?

He's relevant off field?

 

[PMBangers]

What I said was correct, it was a bye, I didn't show up did you?

 

[PMBangers]

ROUND 10 V CIRCUS FREAKS

CIW 3.0 8.5 13.6 17.10 112
GCR 4.7 7.10 12 .10 17.11 113

GOALS: The Filth Wizard 5, Engimal v3 4, Dancing Potato 2, grumbleguts, PMBangers, BRAB, GreyCrow, spookism, Marlowe
BESTS: Engimal v3, Dancing Potato, Marlowe, Smartys Power, The Filth Wizard

Junior Co-Captains Address
Not bad, not bad at all friends. It's amazing what happens when you don't call the opposition 'a bye' really, I fully blame Filth for that unfortunate accident. Anyway we're back on track, and as filth said in the thread premierships are built on these hard fought gritty wins.

God I hate these close games, a ridiculous amount of lead changes and cliff hangers from Ding made it a nerve racking match, I wasn't confident at any point we were going to win. The true show of leadership, composure and experience came from Filth who just got it done when it needed to be, taking himself to 39 goals for the season. nahnah got a well deserved rest from his hard midfield craft, interesting qoaching decision given the tightness of the contest but these bold plays continue to pay off for us.

The swampies this week should be fun, they're usually good, and even if they're not we'll reliably get some fun philreich dad jokes.

Season 32 Ladder after Round 10

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Mount Buller Demons   10   9   1   -    -   1148   878   130.75   36     1W    WWWLW    -     Ldr     -
Roys FFC              10   6   4   -    -   1100   923   119.18   24     2W    LLLWW   +2     -3      -
Dragons FFC           10   6   4   -    -   1049   939   111.71   24     1L    LLWWL   -1     -3      -
Fighting Furies       10   6   4   -    -    867   809   107.17   24     2W    LWLWW   +1     -3      -
West Coast Wonders    10   6   4   -    -    982   935   105.03   24     1L    LWWWL   -2     -3      -
Gold City Royals      10   5   5   -    -   1061  1085    97.79   20     1W    WWWLW   +1     -4      -
Sin City Swamprats    10   5   5   -    -    949   991    95.76   20     1W    WLWLW   +1     -4      -
Las Vegas Bears       10   4   6   -    -    932   921   101.19   16     3L    WWLLL   -2     -5     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coney Island Warriors 10   4   6   -    -    993  1098    90.44   16     1L    WLLWL    -     -5      -
Baghdad Bombers       10   4   6   -    -   1016  1275    79.69   16     3L    WWLLL    -     -5      -
East Side Phoenix     10   3   7   -    -   1021  1062    96.14   12     1W    LLLLW    -     -6     -1
Gumbies FFC           10   2   8   -    -    967  1169    82.72    8     1L    LLWWL    -     -7     -2

WEEKLY TOP 10 DELAYED

Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti

 

[grumbleguts]

Thank god that week is over. Some of those warriors, I'd quite happily unplug their life support to charge my mobile phone if it dropped to 96%.

How the hell one of them is a mod is beyond me.

 

[krakouers]

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ROUND 10 V CIRCUS FREAKS

CIW 3.0 8.5 13.6 17.10 112
GCR 4.7 7.10 12 .10 17.11 113

GOALS: The Filth Wizard 5, Engimal v3 4, Dancing Potato 2, grumbleguts, PMBangers, BRAB, GreyCrow, spookism, Marlowe
BESTS: Engimal v3, Dancing Potato, Marlowe, Smartys Power, The Filth Wizard

Junior Co-Captains Address
Not bad, not bad at all friends. It's amazing what happens when you don't call the opposition 'a bye' really, I fully blame Filth for that unfortunate accident. Anyway we're back on track, and as filth said in the thread premierships are built on these hard fought gritty wins.

God I hate these close games, a ridiculous amount of lead changes and cliff hangers from Ding made it a nerve racking match, I wasn't confident at any point we were going to win. The true show of leadership, composure and experience came from Filth who just got it done when it needed to be, taking himself to 39 goals for the season. nahnah got a well deserved rest from his hard midfield craft, interesting qoaching decision given the tightness of the contest but these bold plays continue to pay off for us.

The swampies this week should be fun, they're usually good, and even if they're not we'll reliably get some fun philreich dad jokes.

Season 32 Ladder after Round 10

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Mount Buller Demons   10   9   1   -    -   1148   878   130.75   36     1W    WWWLW    -     Ldr     -
Roys FFC              10   6   4   -    -   1100   923   119.18   24     2W    LLLWW   +2     -3      -
Dragons FFC           10   6   4   -    -   1049   939   111.71   24     1L    LLWWL   -1     -3      -
Fighting Furies       10   6   4   -    -    867   809   107.17   24     2W    LWLWW   +1     -3      -
West Coast Wonders    10   6   4   -    -    982   935   105.03   24     1L    LWWWL   -2     -3      -
Gold City Royals      10   5   5   -    -   1061  1085    97.79   20     1W    WWWLW   +1     -4      -
Sin City Swamprats    10   5   5   -    -    949   991    95.76   20     1W    WLWLW   +1     -4      -
Las Vegas Bears       10   4   6   -    -    932   921   101.19   16     3L    WWLLL   -2     -5     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coney Island Warriors 10   4   6   -    -    993  1098    90.44   16     1L    WLLWL    -     -5      -
Baghdad Bombers       10   4   6   -    -   1016  1275    79.69   16     3L    WWLLL    -     -5      -
East Side Phoenix     10   3   7   -    -   1021  1062    96.14   12     1W    LLLLW    -     -6     -1
Gumbies FFC           10   2   8   -    -    967  1169    82.72    8     1L    LLWWL    -     -7     -2

WEEKLY TOP 10 DELAYED

Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti

No comment about the two rookies and the 6 goals between them? smh

 

[MrPremiership]

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ROUND 10 V CIRCUS FREAKS

CIW 3.0 8.5 13.6 17.10 112
GCR 4.7 7.10 12 .10 17.11 113

GOALS: The Filth Wizard 5, Engimal v3 4, Dancing Potato 2, grumbleguts, PMBangers, BRAB, GreyCrow, spookism, Marlowe
BESTS: Engimal v3, Dancing Potato, Marlowe, Smartys Power, The Filth Wizard

Junior Co-Captains Address
Not bad, not bad at all friends. It's amazing what happens when you don't call the opposition 'a bye' really, I fully blame Filth for that unfortunate accident. Anyway we're back on track, and as filth said in the thread premierships are built on these hard fought gritty wins.

God I hate these close games, a ridiculous amount of lead changes and cliff hangers from Ding made it a nerve racking match, I wasn't confident at any point we were going to win. The true show of leadership, composure and experience came from Filth who just got it done when it needed to be, taking himself to 39 goals for the season. nahnah got a well deserved rest from his hard midfield craft, interesting qoaching decision given the tightness of the contest but these bold plays continue to pay off for us.

The swampies this week should be fun, they're usually good, and even if they're not we'll reliably get some fun philreich dad jokes.

Season 32 Ladder after Round 10

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Mount Buller Demons   10   9   1   -    -   1148   878   130.75   36     1W    WWWLW    -     Ldr     -
Roys FFC              10   6   4   -    -   1100   923   119.18   24     2W    LLLWW   +2     -3      -
Dragons FFC           10   6   4   -    -   1049   939   111.71   24     1L    LLWWL   -1     -3      -
Fighting Furies       10   6   4   -    -    867   809   107.17   24     2W    LWLWW   +1     -3      -
West Coast Wonders    10   6   4   -    -    982   935   105.03   24     1L    LWWWL   -2     -3      -
Gold City Royals      10   5   5   -    -   1061  1085    97.79   20     1W    WWWLW   +1     -4      -
Sin City Swamprats    10   5   5   -    -    949   991    95.76   20     1W    WLWLW   +1     -4      -
Las Vegas Bears       10   4   6   -    -    932   921   101.19   16     3L    WWLLL   -2     -5     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coney Island Warriors 10   4   6   -    -    993  1098    90.44   16     1L    WLLWL    -     -5      -
Baghdad Bombers       10   4   6   -    -   1016  1275    79.69   16     3L    WWLLL    -     -5      -
East Side Phoenix     10   3   7   -    -   1021  1062    96.14   12     1W    LLLLW    -     -6     -1
Gumbies FFC           10   2   8   -    -    967  1169    82.72    8     1L    LLWWL    -     -7     -2

WEEKLY TOP 10 DELAYED

Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti

1 point wins, and 1 game off 2nd.

Lovely

 

[BRAB]

Thank god that week is over. Some of those warriors, I'd quite happily unplug their life support to charge my mobile phone if it dropped to 96%.

How the hell one of them is a mod is beyond me.

Natural disaster is a horrible human being.

SO PROUD of you for this comment. Warms my heart.