Media The Qhristmas Miracle: A Tru Story, Man.

[ShaunDuggan]

This looks pretty good PhenomenalV1

 

[damicky]

The Qhristmas Miracle

It was a chilly winter evening in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). The Fighting Furies, led by their star goal kicker ShaunDuggan , had just finished a grueling practice session. As the team packed up their gear, a sense of unease settled over the town.

Senor Melt, the infamous villain from the Land of the Forgotten Goals, and his trusty sidekick, GWS Grinch, had hatched a sinister plot to ruin Qhristmas for the people of the SFA. Their evil plan involved stealing all the Qhristmas decorations, presents, and festive treats, leaving the town a bleak and joyless place.

As the night fell, ShaunDuggan strolled through the deserted streets, lost in thought. Suddenly, he stumbled upon a cryptic message scrawled on the wall of the Hippodrome: "Meet me at the old windmill on the outskirts of town. Come alone."

Shaun's curiosity got the better of him, and he made his way to the windmill. There, he found a hooded figure who revealed himself to be none other than the spirit of Qhristmas Past, Present, and Future, Mobbs

Mobbs told Shaun that he had been chosen to save Qhristmas from the clutches of Senor Melt and GWS Grinch. The fate of the SFA's Qhristmas celebrations rested on Shaun's shoulders, and his goal-kicking skills would be put to the ultimate test.

Without hesitation, Shaun accepted the challenge. Mobbs handed him a magical football, imbued with the power of the holiday season. With the ball in hand, Shaun set off to confront the villains.

As he approached the lair of Senor Melt and GWS Grinch, Shaun could hear the sound of maniacal laughter and the rustling of stolen presents. With a deep breath, he kicked the magical football with all his might.

The ball soared through the air, dodging the grasp of Senor Melt and GWS Grinch, and landed with a soft thud in the center of the lair. The room began to glow with a warm, festive light, and the stolen decorations, presents, and treats began to reappear.

Senor Melt and GWS Grinch were stunned, their evil plans foiled once again by the heroism of ShaunDuggan. The people of the SFA rejoiced, and Qhristmas was saved.

As a token of gratitude, the spirit of Qhristmas Past, Present, and Future Mobbs, presented Shaun with a mysterious, elegantly wrapped gift. With trembling hands, Shaun unwrapped the package to reveal a framed, signed photo of Bono, his musical hero.

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Shaun's eyes widened with delight as he gazed upon the iconic image. It was the perfect reward for his bravery and selflessness. From that day forward, ShaunDuggan was known as the savior of Qhristmas in the Sweet Football Association, and his legendary goal-kicking skills were immortalized in the annals of SFA history.

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And that's right ladies, gentlemen and ClarkeM , the Furies are pleased to announce the signing of the man, known to most as Bono, TRUMAN#1

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Like most blokes at 4am on the dancefloor at Revs, the Furies have been chasing almost anything with a pulse, but to land a talent like TRUMAN#1 , it will assist the Furies in accelerating their rebuild.

Bono returns to the Furies, having amassed 221 games (37 as a Furie), bringing his elite rucking with him. Bono sits 9th all time for Hit Outs, it's safe to say, he cares little for lube when he starts rucking. He's as outstanding off the field as he is on.

Much like NaturalDisaster , Christmas has came early at the Furies.

Some will criticize the Furies for poaching a player from a struggling club, but Tigerturbulance is one of the best, I'm sure he will be able to fill the void.

Welcome back home Bono.

James Colorado omgfridge

The Swampfurries will be unbeatable in S39

 

[ShaunDuggan]

The Swampfurries will be unbeatable in S39

 

[ShaunDuggan]

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This looks pretty good PhenomenalV1

PhenomenalV1 must be busy writing some new material for the Bang Bang Furie Gang

 

[Braklet]

PhenomenalV1 must be busy writing some new material for the Bang Bang Furie Gang

 

[omgfridge]

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[Tigerturbulance]

When are the Furies making their next recruitment announcement and continue their campaign of taking players from struggling clubs and destroying the SWEET FA

 

[ShaunDuggan]

When are the Furies making their next recruitment announcement and continue their campaign of taking players from struggling clubs and destroying the SWEET FA

Think of Bono as the first domino.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Think of Bono as the first domino.

keep them coming

 

[PhenomenalV1]

PhenomenalV1 must be busy writing some new material for the Bang Bang Furie Gang

Hey, let James Colorado have his feud with Frothies first.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Hey, let James Colorado have his feud with Frothies first.

Pretty sure you may have to dig into some Main Event Mafia material once the Furies are done.