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[Dard Ball Get]

Talking of dumb fu** macho men, when I go camping with mates I have a party trick where you can grab a burning log and if you're quick you can chuck it back in the fire even if you grab the orange coals. One time I'd got over lubricated and held it too long. I had to pretend it didn't hurt and do the sneaky esky dip and beer in the hand all night. Next morning I'd cooked all the skin off my palm and flies were getting all over it. And being a dumb campaigner I still do it because it looks tough as fu**.

Hahaha ffs, as they say, there’s a reason women live longer

 

[Yawkey way]

That is not a face, that's a chin with eyes.

Genetics is a funny thing her mother was very attractive and bruce Willis was handsome guy. It might be an unflattering photo of rumer Willis but I think it’s pretty accurate. I always picture her getting a Kirk Douglas like in me myself and Irene, very funny movie.

 

[George]

Talking of dumb fu** macho men, when I go camping with mates I have a party trick where you can grab a burning log and if you're quick you can chuck it back in the fire even if you grab the orange coals. One time I'd got over lubricated and held it too long. I had to pretend it didn't hurt and do the sneaky esky dip and beer in the hand all night. Next morning I'd cooked all the skin off my palm and flies were getting all over it. And being a dumb campaigner I still do it because it looks tough as fu**.

****ing hell that makes me laugh, reminds me of the night I went to one of my friends 21sts, she had a Mexican themed night and everyone was in ponchos and sombrero's and she had bought a whole bunch of fake moustaches everyone could wear. Anyway I got really pissed and already had a moustache so stuck the fake one between my eyebrows and drew a curly end of a moustache to my real one. Also wore a rainbow coloured sombrero, if I wasn't so pansy I'd upload the picture of it. Anyway her parents had bought Carolina Reapers (top of the scoville scale) and hung them from the house to the garage as decoration. Well after a dozen beers I thought it'd be a good idea to start eating them so in my drunken stupor I ate three at once, 30 minutes later the blind state I was in didn't even numb the pain, and the beer wasn't helping either. I was sitting against the back fence drooling with a stomach ache of which I'd never experienced before in my life. If I was sober I think it probably would've killed me. Good stuff.

 

[Yawkey way]

Speak to most blokes and inevitably the question you ask is how the hell are we still here. Lubricated is funny as gringo, there’s a very funny book called virginity stakes sometimes published as gland times that uses the term liberally well worth a read if you want a good laugh.

 

[George]

Genetics is a funny thing her mother was very attractive and bruce Willis was handsome guy. It might be an unflattering photo of rumer Willis but I think it’s pretty accurate. I always picture her getting a Kirk Douglas like in me myself and Irene, very funny movie.

Hope she can climb through air vents on Christmas eve and murder a dozen people. She has the chin for it.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Genetics is a funny thing

Isn’t it just. Then you can have 2 absolute dropped pies as parents give birth to a beautiful child. Rare, but always makes me laugh.

 

[Noidenous]

What ever happened to her, I remember she did a reality TV show, one of most dull witted human beings ever born.

Got a chronic case of the fats.

 

[gringo2011]

Isn’t it just. Then you can have 2 absolute dropped pies as parents give birth to a beautiful child. Rare, but always makes me laugh.

I had a serious long term girlfriend like that. She wanted a baby so it didn't work out. Her parents were proper munters and I was scared of what genetics could throw at me. Her mum looked like fat Clayton Oliver with **** and she was the more attractive one.

 

[gringo2011]

Got a chronic case of the fats.

That is career suicide in the entertainment industry.

 

[George]

Damn tempted to post this stupid Mexican picture LOL

 

[Dard Ball Get]

I had a serious long term girlfriend like that. She wanted a baby so it didn't work out. Her parents were proper munters and I was scared of what genetics could throw at me. Her mum looked like fat Clayton Oliver with **** and she was the more attractive one.

You got the Mum’s number? Heard George could use a literal leg up

 

[Noidenous]

Damn tempted to post this stupid Mexican picture LOL

Only need the eyebrows.

 

[George]

You got the Mum’s number? Heard George could use a literal leg up

I'm too busy with little miss unvaxxed, waxed and ready to climax.

 

[gringo2011]

I'm too busy with little miss unvaxxed, waxed and ready to climax.

Was that a woman?

 

[George]

Constructive criticism only. Probably 10 minutes before the reaper session.

 

[George]

Was that a woman?

I'd hope so. Will report back with my findings.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

I'm too busy with little miss unvaxxed, waxed and ready to climax.

Rumour has it, she’s still ready

 

[gringo2011]

John Elliott passed away tonight. His son was a friend of friends back in the day and I had some good chats with Jack, he was actually a really nice bloke and a big personality. I never agreed with his politics but I'm a bit sad about him going.

 

[Noidenous]

Constructive criticism only.

What's that under your chin, jimjams? Scaffolding?

 

[George]

What's that under your chin, jimjams? Scaffolding?

The weight of the world.

 

[George]

Hearing whispers coming out of WA that Dard Ball Get is on his girly fruity drinks again this weekend. No chance to make it to Saturday at this rate.

 

[George]

Well I'm blind.

 

[George]

Watching Joshua v Usyk on Sunday Yawkey way ?

 

[joop]

Do I need to show my vaccine passport to post in here?

 

[joop]

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Constructive criticism only. Probably 10 minutes before the reaper session.

Why are you resting your chin on a girls hand?