Official Team Thread The Roys FFC Season 28 Community Rooms - The Return of the Roys !! - Congratulations I Dont Care !!

[JackNah_8]

I have no Hawaiian shirts. I got married a while back and the missus outlawed them. Ceremonial burning and everything.

Smart move

 

[JackNah_8]

fumbler We are going to burn your Hawaiian shirts tomorrow

 

[fumbler]

I have been technically retired about 6 seasons. Why shouldn't I get a break?

Umm Strayan Guvernment, work til you drop etc.

Are you wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

To bed?
Hell yeah.

I have no Hawaiian shirts. I got married a while back and the missus outlawed them. Ceremonial burning and everything.

That’s gotta suck.

fumbler We are going to burn your Hawaiian shirts tomorrow

Bull ****ing shit.
I’ll kill you if you touch my happy shirts.

In fact I’ll get anyone who even thinks about doing bad stuff to my happy shirts.... they will never find the bodies.

 

[TedDougChris]

The Bespoke Barrels award, Round 1 vs Bombers.

After a fine match, we discuss, review and reward those who have provided the best, highest quality of banter and engagement with the mighty Roys...



This week, the very deserving recipient is WaynesWorld19 . Congratulations on a fine off field performance in the match thread, please accept this as recognition and reward for your quality posting.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

The Bespoke Barrels award, Round 1 vs Bombers.

After a fine match, we discuss, review and reward those who have provided the best, highest quality of banter and engagement with the mighty Roys...

This week, the very deserving recipient is WaynesWorld19 . Congratulations on a fine off field performance in the match thread, please accept this as recognition and reward for your quality posting.

I can honestly say, that in my time in the SFA ...no-one has ever said this about my posting .....that must have been some wild after-match celebration

For the kids playing at the Roys (cough, cough) ....let my nomination be a firm reminder ...never drink or do drugs B4 you vote for a prestigious award

But being serious ....on behalf of each of my multiple personalities, we'd each & everyone of us like to thank the Roys for a great week ...you're a good bunch

 

[JackNah_8]

Umm Strayan Guvernment, work til you drop etc.



To bed?
Hell yeah.



That’s gotta suck.



Bull ******* s**t.
I’ll kill you if you touch my happy shirts.

In fact I’ll get anyone who even thinks about doing bad stuff to my happy shirts.... they will never find the bodies.

Hawaiian shirts are not cool

Time to burn

Goodbye Hawaiian shirts lol

 

[fumbler]

I can honestly say, that in my time in the SFA ...no-one has ever said this about my posting .....that must have been some wild after-match celebration

For the kids playing at the Roys (cough, cough) ....let my nomination be a firm reminder ...never drink or do drugs B4 you vote for a prestigious award

But being serious ....on behalf of each of my multiple personalities, we'd each & everyone of us like to thank the Roys for a great week ...you're a good bunch

Hey stuff u mate.

Hawaiian shirts are not cool

Time to burn

Goodbye Hawaiian shirts lol

Mate I’ll half hat you so bad in a minute.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Hey stuff u mate.

Heartwarming .....I don't think we've ever been as close as now .....feeling warm & fuzzy

 

[fumbler]

Heartwarming .....I don't think we've ever been as close as now .....feeling warm & fuzzy

It’s like a put a mentos in your coke.

Frothy

 

[JackNah_8]

Hey stuff u mate.



Mate I’ll half hat you so bad in a minute.

Wow....I'm scared lol

 

[WaynesWorld19]

It’s like a put a mentos in your coke.

Frothy

Wouldn't that be hard to snort ?

 

[fumbler]

Wouldn't that be hard to snort ?

Depends.
Are your allergies playing up again?

Wow....I'm scared lol

I know

 

[JackNah_8]

Depends.
Are your allergies playing up again?




I know

TJASTA tell your dad to calm down

 

[TJASTA]

TJASTA tell your dad to calm down

nah

 

[JackNah_8]

nah

Yeah

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Depends.
Are your allergies playing up again?

They get smaller in winter, have to be shifted around sometimes .....but as long as i exercise them, they seem to be managable

 

[fumbler]

TJASTA tell your dad to calm down

We’re not in the message now.

Also aren’t I mum?

nah

Yeah

 

[JackNah_8]

We’re not in the message now.

Also aren’t I mum?

Yeah

Co parenting........

 

[TJASTA]

Plz stop confusing me

 

[Freakie]

There were no typos, AND zero posts is the direct opposite of multi-posting. Therefore the highest quality possible.

Freakie if you manage at least one post in next week's match thread (not this week's which is underway, and in which you've already posted), you'll be playing next week. I'll make TDC do it.
(he wants to go "no changes" every week to reduce the chance of a team sheet error.

I dont operate well under such pressure. I may turn up though.

Sent from my SM-G973F using Tapatalk

 

[Mobbs]

For those that don't visit match threads because they're too long and usually full of shit:

Season 28, Round 02 :
West Coast Wonders 14.14.98 wdb Roys FFC 15.13.103 @ The Colosseum.

Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to Hate who posted the game ) :

                       ROY
Cactus_                     SSwans2011               Marklar_33
StickyMick                  Mooch                    _Mike_

Dingster                    TheHairyGamer            croweater 41
Beandip                     Klim                     GCB85

JT_the_Man                  Elton Johns Wig          Sab22
3KZ is Football             Runk                     Barrels

Wojcinski                   ClarkeM                  BallaratBulldog
George                      Mobbs                    A Bit High

Beutbrute                   Ant Bear                 Bloodied52
fumbler                     Reardo                   royboy2
                            WON

WON Foll : U2tigers, KBLT, Bonz
ROY Foll : JackNah_8, I Dont Care, Allikat

WON INT : dogs105, PerfectFooty
ROY INT : fitzroybowiedog, TedDougChris

Full commentary of game follows HERE.


Match Stats :

WON SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
WON               2    2        4    5        9    10       14   14   98       
ROY               4    3        9    6        10   10       15   13   103      
WON        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
JT_the_Man  0  11 5  11 4  0  1  0  1   84  TedDougChr   0  0  0  2  1  0  0  0  0    8
SSwans2011  0  4  5  12 0  0  2  0  0   45  fumbler      0  3  3  8  0  0  0  0  0   34
Ant Bear    0  7  1  5  0  1  0  0  0   35  Runk         0  6  1  8  0  0  0  0  0   37
Dingster    0  9  3  6  1  1  2  0  0   47  A Bit High   0  4  5  8  2  0  2  0  0   45
Sab22       0  7  4  10 1  2  2  0  0   53  3KZ is Foo   0  5  7  7  0  0  1  0  0   47
croweater   0  8  4  6  0  1  0  0  0   49  George       0  4  3  8  2  0  1  0  0   42
TheHairyGa  0  6  3  7  0  0  0  0  0   41  Barrels      0  10 5  14 1  1  3  0  0   69
Elton John  0  9  9  13 2  0  2  1  0   88  fitzroybow   0  8  7  13 0  0  0  0  0   71
Bloodied52  0  7  4  4  1  0  0  0  1   46  royboy2      0  10 4  5  1  0  1  1  0   59
Wojcinski   0  6  5  11 0  1  0  1  0   62  GCB85        0  10 8  11 3  0  1  0  2   87
ClarkeM     0  4  1  10 0  0  0  1  0   41  Klim         0  11 7  13 0  0  2  2  1   87
BallaratBu  0  6  7  9  1  0  0  1  1   68  Beandip      0  8  5  5  2  0  1  0  2   56
Beutbrute   0  4  0  1  1  0  0  4  0   42  _Mike_       0  3  0  0  1  0  1  1  2   18
Marklar_33  0  13 2  1  0  0  0  2  7   66  Mooch        0  11 2  0  5  0  0  7  4  105
Cactus_     0  7  1  3  1  0  0  1  3   43  StickyMick   0  2  0  0  1  0  0  1  1   17
U2tigers    13 18 0  18 5  1  0  1  1  131  JackNah_8    10 14 0  9  3  1  0  3  0  101
KBLT        0  14 0  11 11 5  0  1  0  119  I Dont Car   0  12 0  17 9  4  2  0  1  105
Bonz        0  9  0  8  8  6  1  1  0   84  Allikat      0  12 0  7  9  4  1  0  0   87
PerfectFoo  0  3  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   25  Reardo       0  1  1  1  0  0  1  0  0    5
dogs105     0  2  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   15  Mobbs        0  6  6  7  1  0  1  0  0   51

Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.


Ladder :
Thanks to ljp86 :

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change    GB    Chase
Sin City Swamprats     2   2   -   -    -    183   137   133.58    8     2W     WW     +3     Ldr     -
Las Vegas Bears        2   2   -   -    -    247   192   128.65    8     2W     WW     +4      -      -
Mount Buller Demons    2   2   -   -    -    189   147   128.57    8     2W     WW     -2      -      -
Roys FFC               2   2   -   -    -    196   174   112.64    8     2W     WW     +1      -      -
West Coast Wonders     2   1   1   -    -    190   170   111.76    4     1L     WL     -2     -1      -
Gold City Royals       2   1   1   -    -    200   183   109.29    4     1L     WL     -4     -1      -
Fighting Furies        2   1   1   -    -    195   184   105.98    4     1W     LW     +5     -1      -
Dragons FFC            2   1   1   -    -    187   188    99.47    4     1W     LW     +1     -1     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Baghdad Bombers        2   -   2   -    -    150   177    84.75    -     2L     LL     -1     -2     -1
East Side Hawks        2   -   2   -    -    196   257    76.26    -     2L     LL     -3     -2     -1
Coney Island Warriors  2   -   2   -    -    188   250    75.20    -     2L     LL      -     -2     -1
Gumbies FFC            2   -   2   -    -    142   204    69.61    -     2L     LL     -2     -2     -1

Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.

Next 5 matches :
Rd3 - Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at Brunswick Junction Oval
Rd4 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair
Rd5 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at The House of Gumby
Rd6 - Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval
Rd7 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC at Dark Park

 

[Mobbs]

If last week saw some insipid hands of poker, this week could only be described as piss-poor. Apart from a handy full set of aces from Reardo , nobody laid forth anything stunning. royboy2 , _Mike_ and StickyMick all took an equal share of 2nd, 3rd & 4th places, while I somehow got my money back sporting a paltry two pair. Eight players had nothing to get behind at all. Associate punter Dingster pulled out a pair of aces, which is a tame hand, yet was actually in the top half of those presented last night.

Here are the full results:
1st Place - Reardo - four of a kind (aces) - wins CM35
2nd, 3rd & 4thPlaces - royboy2, _Mike_ & StickyMick - three of a kind (aces) - each win CM15
5th Place - Mobbs - two pair (aces & 6's) wins CM5
Beandip - two pair (5's & 2's) - wins CM1
Barrels & Dingster - pair of aces - each win CM1
3KZ is Football - pair of 7's - wins CM1
fumbler & JackNah_8 - pair of 3's - each win CM1
A Bit High & Klim - pair of 2's - each win CM1
TedDougChris, Runk, George, fitzroybowiedog, GCB85, Mooch, I Dont Care & Allikat all failed to trouble Prudence the cashier this week
Trip Fund receives CM12

Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:

Mike continues his fine form with a CM40 profit, taking home prizes both of the opening two rounds. Reardo has a profit of CM25 after his big win. JackNah & Klim hold firm, each CM8 in the black. StickyMick and royboy2 are now ahead, with positive balances of CM6 & CM5 respectively. Down the other end of the table, TedDougChris backed up his stellar display on the field with an equally stunning performance at the card table, joining GCB85 with zero return from the first two rounds (-CM10).
The trip fund gains CM12 and is much more stable than last season at the same time, but the Clarkey continues in freefall as the media threads keep rolling in.

Current exchange rate : CM1.00000 = AUD0.86279 - down from 0.90559.

TECHNICAL INFO:

Spoiler

How The Game Is Played :
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.

- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.

How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.

What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!

 

[StickyMick]

If last week saw some insipid hands of poker, this week could only be described as piss-poor. Apart from a handy full set of aces from Reardo , nobody laid forth anything stunning. royboy2 , _Mike_ and StickyMick all took an equal share of 2nd, 3rd & 4th places, while I somehow got my money back sporting a paltry two pair. Eight players had nothing to get behind at all. Associate punter Dingster pulled out a pair of aces, which is a tame hand, yet was actually in the top half of those presented last night.

Here are the full results:
1st Place - Reardo - four of a kind (aces) - wins CM35
2nd, 3rd & 4thPlaces - royboy2, _Mike_ & StickyMick - three of a kind (aces) - each win CM15
5th Place - Mobbs - two pair (aces & 6's) wins CM5
Beandip - two pair (5's & 2's) - wins CM1
Barrels & Dingster - pair of aces - each win CM1
3KZ is Football - pair of 7's - wins CM1
fumbler & JackNah_8 - pair of 3's - each win CM1
A Bit High & Klim - pair of 2's - each win CM1
TedDougChris, Runk, George, fitzroybowiedog, GCB85, Mooch, I Dont Care & Allikat all failed to trouble Prudence the cashier this week
Trip Fund receives CM12

Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:

Mike continues his fine form with a CM40 profit, taking home prizes both of the opening two rounds. Reardo has a profit of CM25 after his big win. JackNah & Klim hold firm, each CM8 in the black. StickyMick and royboy2 are now ahead, with positive balances of CM6 & CM5 respectively. Down the other end of the table, TedDougChris backed up his stellar display on the field with an equally stunning performance at the card table, joining GCB85 with zero return from the first two rounds (-CM10).
The trip fund gains CM12 and is much more stable than last season at the same time, but the Clarkey continues in freefall as the media threads keep rolling in.

Current exchange rate : CM1.00000 = AUD0.86279 - down from 0.90559.

TECHNICAL INFO:

Spoiler

How The Game Is Played :
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.

- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.

How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.

What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!

I wanted to see someone pull another five of a kind

 

[Mister B]

Dear God! Now I know why I don't hit the casino!

 

[Mobbs]

Dear God! Now I know why I don't hit the casino!

There's plenty of rounds left to hit your straps!