I Dont Care
Nothing Matters
I never make a top ten
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AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
"Tennis headwear"? They've done you a disservice. Tennis AND headwear surely?Nice! I saw that thread get posted and immediately decided I wouldn't bother reading it. But now that I know a Roy was mentioned, I gave it a look. It's still a dumb thread and I think you should make much more important Top Tens, but it's still a valid achievement and the statistic should be added to your CV!
Goals | Season | Round | Club | vs. | Player |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
| | | | | |
11 | 12 | 6 | ROY | WON | ROYLION |
10 | 28 | 8 | ROY | DEM | MOOCH |
9 | 5 | 14 | ROY | DEM | SLAX |
9 | 13 | 2 | ROY | BOM | MOBBS |
9 | 17 | 7 | ROY | SDR | FREAKIE |
9 | 26 | 7 | ROY | LVB | MOOCH |
9 | 27 | 6 | ROY | LVB | KLIM |
8 | 5 | 9 | ROY | WON | FATTYLUMPK |
8 | 12 | 14 | ROY | SDR | ROYLION |
8 | 19 | 8 | ROY | GUM | FRED |
8 | 20 | 6 | ROY | CIW | FRED |
8 | 20 | 16 | ROY | GUM | FRED |
8 | 22 | 1 | ROY | SDR | FRED |
8 | 23 | 6 | ROY | SCS | FRED |
Amazing work, quick response. Thanks heaps!
Goals Season Round Club vs. Player 11 12 6 ROY WON ROYLION 10 28 8 ROY DEM MOOCH 9 5 14 ROY DEM SLAX 9 13 2 ROY BOM MOBBS 9 17 7 ROY SDR FREAKIE 9 26 7 ROY LVB MOOCH 9 27 6 ROY LVB KLIM 8 5 9 ROY WON FATTYLUMPK 8 12 14 ROY SDR ROYLION 8 19 8 ROY GUM FRED 8 20 6 ROY CIW FRED 8 20 16 ROY GUM FRED 8 22 1 ROY SDR FRED 8 23 6 ROY SCS FRED
7 Goals:
x7 - Mooch
x6 - Fred
x3 - Freakie
x1 - Allikat, flea29, Mobbs, Paul_D
6 Goals:
x10 - Fred
x8 - Mooch
x5 - Yippyio
x3 - JakeThePeg
x2 - Roylion
x1 - Broken, CJWalkley, Dicky Fitz, flea29, Freakie, Killer, Mobbs, royfitzlio
Amazing work, quick response. Thanks heaps!
I see my name alot in this post, this has made me happy even though i dont remember the alledged events
Goals Season Round Club vs. Player 11 12 6 ROY WON ROYLION 10 28 8 ROY DEM MOOCH 9 5 14 ROY DEM SLAX 9 13 2 ROY BOM MOBBS 9 17 7 ROY SDR FREAKIE 9 26 7 ROY LVB MOOCH 9 27 6 ROY LVB KLIM 8 5 9 ROY WON FATTYLUMPK 8 12 14 ROY SDR ROYLION 8 19 8 ROY GUM FRED 8 20 6 ROY CIW FRED 8 20 16 ROY GUM FRED 8 22 1 ROY SDR FRED 8 23 6 ROY SCS FRED
7 Goals:
x7 - Mooch
x6 - Fred
x3 - Freakie
x1 - Allikat, flea29, Mobbs, Paul_D
6 Goals:
x10 - Fred
x8 - Mooch
x5 - Yippyio
x3 - JakeThePeg
x2 - Roylion
x1 - Broken, CJWalkley, Dicky Fitz, flea29, Freakie, Killer, Mobbs, royfitzlio
This week play in honour of the late, great Fatty Lumpkin.
A pioneer of the SFA, Fatty played 182 games over 12 seasons with the Roys and was a member of the S4 premiership team. Fatty captained the Roys, led it's goalkicking and was an all round champion Roy. He swapped the Maroon and Gorilla for the Swampies where he also won All-SFA selection in S9. Fatty was a staple player for the Roys, prolific, humourous and easy to befriend. He swapped back to the Roys, and eventually retired in Season 16.
Most old players in the league will know the name, although he may be a mystery and an enigma to many of the newer arrivals.
The Captains of the Roys and the Swamprats remember Fatty as a true gentleman of the game, who embraced and sculptured the essence of the SFA. We ask all who play today to participate in the spirit of fun, friendship and fair play that is Fatty Lumpkin's legacy.
At the conclusion of the match, both Captains will name a player from the opposing team who embodied these qualities, and these two players will be joint winners of the Fatty Lumpkin Medal
Vale FattyLumpkin. Very friendly bloke both on and off the fantasy footy field. A champion Roy from the golden era, and a major building block of the Roys history. And A Swampie who burned bright in his short time for the Rats.
Hello to all Roys !!!
This week we have a (hopefully) really good match thread, against the Swamprats. There has been a good recent (and a bit spammy) rivalry between the two sides, culminating in this epic S25 Grand Final Thread...
Official Match Thread - SEASON 25 SFA GRAND FINAL: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at SFA Park
The Final Battle. The Grandest Stage of All. A contest that both teams need to win, and neither team can afford to lose. This is the Sweet FA Grand Final for Season 25. By some unexplained miracle, the build to the Grand Final has given us not one, not three, but two Cinderella stories...www.bigfooty.com
Which of course we won, due to the incomparable fitzroybowiedog in a Deestroy Medal winning performance....
This week we are also playing for the honour of the Fatty Lumpkin Medal. This is awarded to one player on each side, who participates in the spirit of fun, friendship and fair play - as outlined/explained by FBD - taken from last years match thread.
So - please join in this one and enjoy - even if you aren't a frequent poster, this should be a good example of how much fun a match thread should be.
Secondly - it's important that you familiarise yourself with the following.
Mod. Notice - Bigfooty Terms Of Use and Rules - PLEASE READ
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/help/terms/ And please note adult content is forbidden on the SFA and across all Bigfooty boards https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/adult-content-forbidden-on-bigfooty.1217142/ If you have an issue with the rules or infractions please contact a mod or admin...www.bigfooty.com
It has been posted in here (on the last page I think) - but we've had some casualties already across the league from people pushing this too far. Please don't be one of them. Keep it fun and clean, particularly in the way we treat others and not posting images that are offensive to others. Ok - that might mean we need to stop posting the ladder in a few weeks time, but we'll just have to rise above these challenges..
Finally, following on from our good win on the weekend, some internal research conducted by myself has identified the root cause of our brief form slump. Milestone games. We lost in Round 6 (Mobbs 400th) and Round 7 (Mobbs 400th Part 2 - The Revengening). So from here on, there will be no mention of milestone games until the end of the season.
So under no circumstances should there be any congratulations directed at royboy2 - who reaches the 300 game milestone this week, or Mooch - who hits the 200 game milestone for the club. Double dodecahedron punishments for anyone who mentions this in any way, shape or form......
Oh - s**t.....
Who are you?
I’m new here....
Crumpets in the fridge, just don’t touch Mobbs sauerkraut as he likes that stuff.
Hello. Im here. I've been a bad goose but I'm here now
Hi Tdc, thanks for the honour.Bespoke Barrels Award - Round 7 vs Royals - aka 'Oh s**t, I forgot for a few minutes and look what happened'
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In the Round 7 Heritage Round, we battled on and off the field with the Royals. Sadly our attempt to redeem ourselves after our shock loss in Mobbs 400th backfired, going down in the on field contest.
But in our ongoing endeavour to reward quality posting and contributions to the match threads, we heard great things from the Roys faithful about CakeEater , some rumours and murmurings about Barrels (seriously, again !!) and repeated congratulations for the eventual winner - GreyCrow !!
Congratulations GreyCrow - you are the proud winner of the Round 7 Bespoke Barrels Award, we look forward to further encounters and the right to redeem ourselves on field...
Please pick up your award, preferably before the next match - preferably to be shared amongst your colleagues, preferably before you take the field....
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Hi Tdc, thanks for the honour.
There’s no shame in finishing behind Gc
Your team is a good bunch of folks.
All the best for the season
In a late breaking development at the Brunswick Junction Oval, Captain @TedDougChris and Vice Captain @Mobbs have been sensationally dropped from the team to play the Swamprats.
My sources tell me, reported Qony Qrowne, that the two were disciplined by some new management faces at the club – including the mysterious Bhyt Iobddhn – long rumoured to be taking up a new senior role at the club.
The punishment is believe to be due to breaking the clubs self imposed media milestone blackout – following the disastrous period around @Mobbs 400th game celebrations….
More tobe made up, sorry follow shortly….
On two completely unrelated matters - please join with me and Mobbs in celebrating the career of two of our finest Roys
Media - When is Media, not media ?? Aka - Quiet and Discrete Celebrations at the Roys !!
In another league first, the Roys are the first side in the Sweet FA to Officially Release an Unofficial Media Release. Following recent attempts to forgot milestone matches (successfully accomplished in S27), the Roys remembered a milestone earlier in the year – with disastrous results, losing...www.bigfooty.com
Also, please read from the following internal media rumour....
If you hadn't retired 295 times, you mean?If I hadn’t retired I’d be around 300 games also I think?
If you hadn't retired 295 times, you mean?