Event The S30 Sweet FA Players Association MVP -The beez Trophy

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Ah Tigerturbulance

The dude who was banned for two weeks in his first season for posting BDSM pr0n on the public forum and could've easily been nuked. Look at him now.

I think if anything this is a testament to the effectiveness of Bigfooty's infraction system in rehabilitating reprobates.

Congratulations not only on your beez turbo, but your evolution into something with a semblance of a respectable, productive humanoid.
 
Well done, Tigerturbulance! A deserving winner, you put a lot of effort into this season.

How unusual to have TWO positions inside the top 10 to be tied!

ALL THE REST
Rich (BB code):
21=    Bastyy    FUR    280
21=    Metalcrusher    LVB    280
23    brahj    GCR    268
24=    Callums_Guns    DEM    259
24=    Ned_Flanders    FUR    259
26    por_please_ya    ESH    252
27    MWPP    LVB    247
28    The Half Back    FUR    235
29    Rodney Dangerfield    GUM    215
30    Dingster    ROY    198
31    tony      LVB    196
32    Santoz    BOM    194
33    GremioPower    SCS    187
34    Noobz0r    GCR    183
35    guero    LVB    180
36    Mobbs    ROY    167
37    Riviat    GUM    166
38    Loonerty    ESH    165
39    AceAndy    DRA    153
40=    GWS Goose    GUM    149
40=    Muddiemoose    LVB    149
42    TJASTA    FUR    140
43    Proper Gander    DEM    121
44    TedDougChris    ROY    116
45=    Pugsley    BOM    111
45=    TheCoach16    BOM    111
47    Tarkyn_24    DEM    109
48    Knifey Spooney    DRA    100
49    Blacky    GCR    97
50    Grand Uncle Horace    WON    96
51    Mister M    FUR    95
52    eth-dog    ESH    94
53    SSwans2011    WON    92
54    Kilroy    BOM    88
55    beez    GUM    83
56    BLUEALLTHRU    ROY    82
57    harry000    CIW    80
58    Bonz    WON    79
59    GreyCrow    GCR    75
60    RobR    ROY    72
61=    CakeEater    GCR    69
61=    Supersuns    TOY    69
63    Test Tickle    LVB    68
64=    omgfridge    GUM    62
64=    Strigoi    DRA    62
66    Ashman OG    DRA    58
67    cadsky    BOM    57
68    spookism    ESH    55
69    Doctor Colossus    CIW    53
70    Agent93    ESH    51
71    SarahSmiles    SCS    45
72    Sparkle    SCS    44
73    Ljp86    DRA    42
74    MC Bad Genius    DRA    40
75    jackster83    SCS    37
76    JT_the_Man    WON    36
77=    Millky95    LVB    35
77=    The Jesus    ESH    35
79    Pie 4 Life    DRA    34
80=    Stoods    ROY    31
80=    xenxen    LVB    31
82=    I Don’t Care    ROY    29
82=    Yakker    DEM    29
82=    MannumPower    SCS    29
85    haydo    WON    28
86=    Elton Johns Wig    FUR    26
86=    Matera92    LVB    26
88=    boncer34    DEM    25
88=    ant555    SCS    25
90    nahnah    GCR    24
91    JackBero    FUR    23
92    miggs    BOM    22
93    WaynesWorld19    0    21
94    Norma Lee Ava    FUR    20
95=    Paddles_    GCR    19
95=    VandoHawk    DRA    19
97    drunkgoliath    ESH    18
98    Ant Bear    SCS    17
99    T2B_    DRA    16
100    Kohphi    BOM    15
101    Nunez    SCS    14
102    Art Vandelay    LVB    13
103    Itsmyshow    CIW    12
104=    fitzroybowiedog    ROY    9
104=    Mooch    ROY    9
106    FootyGuy 13    CIW    8
107=    Rookie Pick    LVB    7
107=    TubbsFarquhar    CIW    7
109=    moginie    DEM    6
109=    U2tigers    LVB    6
111=    Lemon Boi    LVB    5
111=    SweetD    WON    5
113    Dero    DEM    3
114    MrPremiership    GCR    2
115    Western Stand Warrior    LVB    1

For those who are wondering, I had a record response from the nominated voters this season. 58 of the 60 invited voters submitted a list (some needed a bit of a nudge at the end, but still...), and 11 of the 12 clubs had all 5 of their voting representatives respond. A couple of Wonders "abstained".

And it was 2 current/former club captains that submitted an upside-down list, from 20-1. The form was reasonably clear, I thought...
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Wow, I didn't realise forgetting to vote for Bastyy would potentially be so damaging. How will this impact his salary in Season 31? Who can say.
 

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Thank you everyone for tuning into another night of The Golden Pants and other meaningless awards.

Been a top season on a terrible year. I ask you, hug your family when you can, hug me as well.

We'll be up and running again and next season could be the best ever.

Tune in to the Grand Final this weekend and someone please SMS me to tell me who wins because I find it to painful to not be involved in another one when my brother the racist is.

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Well done, Tigerturbulance! A deserving winner, you put a lot of effort into this season.

How unusual to have TWO positions inside the top 10 to be tied!

ALL THE REST
Rich (BB code):
21=    Bastyy    FUR    280
21=    Metalcrusher    LVB    280
23    brahj    GCR    268
24=    Callums_Guns    DEM    259
24=    Ned_Flanders    FUR    259
26    por_please_ya    ESH    252
27    MWPP    LVB    247
28    The Half Back    FUR    235
29    Rodney Dangerfield    GUM    215
30    Dingster    ROY    198
31    tony      LVB    196
32    Santoz    BOM    194
33    GremioPower    SCS    187
34    Noobz0r    GCR    183
35    guero    LVB    180
36    Mobbs    ROY    167
37    Riviat    GUM    166
38    Loonerty    ESH    165
39    AceAndy    DRA    153
40=    GWS Goose    GUM    149
40=    Muddiemoose    LVB    149
42    TJASTA    FUR    140
43    Proper Gander    DEM    121
44    TedDougChris    ROY    116
45=    Pugsley    BOM    111
45=    TheCoach16    BOM    111
47    Tarkyn_24    DEM    109
48    Knifey Spooney    DRA    100
49    Blacky    GCR    97
50    Grand Uncle Horace    WON    96
51    Mister M    FUR    95
52    eth-dog    ESH    94
53    SSwans2011    WON    92
54    Kilroy    BOM    88
55    beez    GUM    83
56    BLUEALLTHRU    ROY    82
57    harry000    CIW    80
58    Bonz    WON    79
59    GreyCrow    GCR    75
60    RobR    ROY    72
61=    CakeEater    GCR    69
61=    Supersuns    TOY    69
63    Test Tickle    LVB    68
64=    omgfridge    GUM    62
64=    Strigoi    DRA    62
66    Ashman OG    DRA    58
67    cadsky    BOM    57
68    spookism    ESH    55
69    Doctor Colossus    CIW    53
70    Agent93    ESH    51
71    SarahSmiles    SCS    45
72    Sparkle    SCS    44
73    Ljp86    DRA    42
74    MC Bad Genius    DRA    40
75    jackster83    SCS    37
76    JT_the_Man    WON    36
77=    Millky95    LVB    35
77=    The Jesus    ESH    35
79    Pie 4 Life    DRA    34
80=    Stoods    ROY    31
80=    xenxen    LVB    31
82=    I Don’t Care    ROY    29
82=    Yakker    DEM    29
82=    MannumPower    SCS    29
85    haydo    WON    28
86=    Elton Johns Wig    FUR    26
86=    Matera92    LVB    26
88=    boncer34    DEM    25
88=    ant555    SCS    25
90    nahnah    GCR    24
91    JackBero    FUR    23
92    miggs    BOM    22
93    WaynesWorld19    0    21
94    Norma Lee Ava    FUR    20
95=    Paddles_    GCR    19
95=    VandoHawk    DRA    19
97    drunkgoliath    ESH    18
98    Ant Bear    SCS    17
99    T2B_    DRA    16
100    Kohphi    BOM    15
101    Nunez    SCS    14
102    Art Vandelay    LVB    13
103    Itsmyshow    CIW    12
104=    fitzroybowiedog    ROY    9
104=    Mooch    ROY    9
106    FootyGuy 13    CIW    8
107=    Rookie Pick    LVB    7
107=    TubbsFarquhar    CIW    7
109=    moginie    DEM    6
109=    U2tigers    LVB    6
111=    Lemon Boi    LVB    5
111=    SweetD    WON    5
113    Dero    DEM    3
114    MrPremiership    GCR    2
115    Western Stand Warrior    LVB    1

For those who are wondering, I had a record response from the nominated voters this season. 58 of the 60 invited voters submitted a list (some needed a bit of a nudge at the end, but still...), and 11 of the 12 clubs had all 5 of their voting representatives respond. A couple of Wonders "abstained".

And it was 2 current/former club captains that submitted an upside-down list, from 20-1. The form was reasonably clear, I thought...
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Finishing 21st is the saddest thing to ever happen to me and I'm going to go cry
 
Congratulations Tigerturbulance, bloody well deserved!

Sh*t hot effort once again TheInjuryFactory, another huge season bossman, you’re the best in the business.

Kudos on top 3 serial_thrilla and to you too Chipmunk, only the greats finish in 11th position. S29’ers at it again!!

Congrats to the others in the top 20 too, awesome season all of you!

And finally welcome to the Coney Island Warriors PMBangers (and for your top 10 place!).
 

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Flashbacks to the Rising Star last season?
At least I knew I was no chance with the Rising Star, if you told me I was going to be on the brink of the top 20 maybe I would have tried a bit harder and done some media, but such is life

I heard you were going to be named coach of the beez top 20.
I can't wait to coach the best interchange player the league has ever seen
 
Finishing 21st is the saddest thing to ever happen to me and I'm going to go cry

You think that's bad, the AFP are on their way to investigate your "fan club" as we speak.
 
Finishing 21st is the saddest thing to ever happen to me and I'm going to go cry

On behalf of the Fan Club I apologise that we didn't put in a bigger campaign for you for the Beez this season. I will start planning for S31 on Monday.
 

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