Game Day The Sad Clowns of Arden st, aka 'Clarkson's Clowns' (North Melbourne) Vs Sam Mitchell's magnificent Hawf youf battlers from struggle street.

[Aristotle Pickett]

I'm sick of game threads that take 5 minutes to work out who is playing so I'm giving a template of how it should be done.

1/ Insult the team with a humerous or witty putdown.

2/ Place the team name in brackets.


This game promises to be the saddest of the round. Hawthorn by a very uninteresting 9 points.

 

[Smeg Head]

Norf v Hawf too good for you?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Norf v Hawf too good for you?

I've put the teams in brackets, that's the main thing.
These West Coast supporters are getting uppity.

 

[Smeg Head]

Getting? We have always been smug uppity campaigners

 

[Chronz]

I never would of figured it out without the teams being in brackets.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Anyone who doesn’t know the old surburban grounds is a new jack and can GAGF

 

[NetworkNerd]

Maybe the club... But Hawthorn suburb isn't exactly struggle street. Probably the highest average house price of the 18 clubs

 

[catscratchfever]

Clucko the homophobic racist c*nt v Sam the dirty sniper - one of them has to lose, for everyone else it's WIN-WIN.

Or in Clucko's case: WHINE WHINE.

 

[STPer18]

The Harley Reid cup of 2024, only this year there's no Harley Reid up for grabs. Everyone's a loser baby!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I want the spoon so we can trade it for Harley, i know he wants to comeback to Victoria.

 

[zackah]

The Harley Reid cup of 2024, only this year there's no Harley Reid up for grabs. Everyone's a loser baby!

Norf apparently didn’t think he was any good and didn’t want him last year anyway.

How’s that working out for you Norf?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
JHF, Harley, McKay, Taryn and others are proof norf are back.

Hawkers by 36

 

[catscratchfever]

I've seen enough.
JHF, Harley, McKay, Taryn and others are proof norf are back.

Hawkers by 36

You saw enough yesterday and predicted a Brisvegas win. I'd refrain from big statements if I were you

 

[Sqotty from office works]

You saw enough yesterday and predicted a Brisvegas win. I'd refrain from big statements if I were you

Gee fanks mum.

 

[catscratchfever]

Gee fanks mum.

You’re welcome, pet

 

[FISTO]

Game of the year for sure

 

[zackah]

Very convenient of Dinsdale to "schedule a boys weekend" when they play norf

Squib Moderator Of The Year award.

 

[WA ROO]

Norf apparently didn’t think he was any good and didn’t want him last year anyway.

How’s that working out for you Norf?

Reid would be norfed by now

 

[Sqotty from office works]

AFL has decided to play shizenhausen Sunday 2 weeks in a row.
If anyone wants me I will be downing pints and making eyes at fat Katrina at the pub.

 

[Dinsdale]

Very convenient of Dinsdale to "schedule a boys weekend" when they play norf

Squib Moderator Of The Year award.

Nice melt ya flog

 

[zackah]

Nice melt ya flog

You're not the only one fishing this weekend

 

[V_23]

Norf to kick the first two and think they’re hot sh*t, then Hawf to annihilate them by 6-7 goals

 

[Tandy]

Battle of the Owens

God these teams are shit. Let's go the draw!

 

[zackah]

Norf to kick the first two and think they’re hot sh*t, then Hawf to annihilate them by 6-7 goals

I'm not sure Hawf could annihilate any of the teams that play at half time tbh.

 

[Plugger35]

Two Owens enter, one Owen leaves.