Competition THE SEASON 27 TITTYBONG CUP - DEMONS ARE THE WIENERS

[TheCoach16]

You seem like a bottom bunk kinda guy. Actually, your whole team does.

You seem like, SHUTTUP!...

 

[_Cayz_]

Tittybong cup?

We have this in the bag that's my bread and butter.

 

[I bleed Blue]

Should be an easy game first up against the Bagdad Bombres... as long as they turn up. Anyone heard how their 'Collective Minds' preseason camp went?

Our pre season is flying. Haven't missed a beat.

There are some training reports in our thread if you wish to see them. Don't want you fearing the game too much though.

We are in the best knick of our careers.

Our new fitness program is doing wonders.



I just ran a PB. Unfortunately it was after our pie night, and I had one too many curry pies.



BnF winner Matty411 training like a man possessed and will go to another level this year.

Winning the tittybong cup is merely a warm up to our premiership campaign this year.

As for collective minds, all the bombers collectively agree our reserves side would beat Wonders

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Tittybong cup?

We have this in the bag that's my bread and butter.

I like bread and butter pudding. I'll have that with my filet o fish

 

[VSTone]

Should be an easy game first up against the Bagdad Bombres... as long as they turn up. Anyone heard how their 'Collective Minds' preseason camp went?

we're good to go!

 

[Dingster]

B: Elton Johns Wig - Dingster - U2tigers
HB: Sab22 - haydo - JT_the_Man
C: KBLT - CazC30 - Beutbrute
HF: ClarkeM - SSwans2011 - Wojcinski
F: Danger Zone - Cactus_ - BallaratBulldog
R: TheHairyGamer - okeydoke7 - croweater 41
INT: MKMatty - Cleanupsoup

Titts out for Tittybong
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[JT_the_Man]

The Wonders have the Tittybong Cup in the bag!

Cactus_ is going to channel his inner okeydoke7 and kick 10 goals per game.

 

[cooney]

Im ready

 

[Dingster]

The Wonders have the Tittybong Cup in the bag!

Cactus_ is going to channel his inner okeydoke7 and kick 10 goals per game.

Nice. Tell us a story Cactus_

 

[Dingster]

Im ready

Settle down cooney

 

[Cactus_]

The Wonders have the Tittybong Cup in the bag!

Cactus_ is going to channel his inner okeydoke7 and kick 10 goals per game.

I tell you what. If I do I’ll be letting okeydoke7 know all about it. I reckon I might have a 4,000 word 14 paragraph post in me ...

 

[Cactus_]

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Fighting Furies Tittybong Cup Squad
B: Nuffers – Wacky Tiger – TigerTime_89
HB: Carson Dial – UAWM – EagleOz
C: PieLebo87 – mightymalaka - Chappyuk
HF: THE_GUN – fightingfury_88 - Shadow Man
F: Lsta062 – TJASTA – Stevi_Tigers
R: Tigerturbulance – Hate – Edmund hunt
INT: This Is Anfield – rfctiger74
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Where’s all their good players? Gone to play for the Snow Bunnies, I guess.

 

[TJASTA]

Where’s all their good players? Gone to play for the Snow Bunnies, I guess.

But nobody left for the Demons this season, nice joke attempt dickhead.

 

[Cactus_]

Is it possible to just have the t***ies and not have the Bongs? My body is a temple.








And I’m kinda choosy about what substances I allow my temple to be defiled with:
American Pale Ale - Yes.
Beaujolais Nouveau - Yes.
Single Malt - Yes.
Mouldy grass clippings smoked out of a bong made from some ratty old plastic orange juice container - Urgh. No.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Well, in a decision that came as a shock to even me, I received a PM recently from @thebomberscaptain requesting that I assume the role of Baghdad captain for this small tournament. I'm excited to lead the team out and with no further ado would like to name my inaugural Bombers side.

BAGHDAD BOMBERS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

B: Citroin - I bleed Blue - UnitedWarrior93
HB: iDon - McEvoy - LicoriceAllsorts
C: McEvoy - Tony Lynn 15 - nahnah
HF: KohPhi - eth-dog - _Cayz_
F: boncer34 - beez - CALL ME SNAKE
R: TheCoach16 - Matty411 - BEEG
INT: Karnezis_13 - Shermy​

I look forward to being introduced to three quarters of you on game day.

Also,

“BAGHDAD BOMBERS WILL USE THEIR POWER PLAY” (vs the wonders)
TJASTA​

 

[Cactus_]

But nobody left for the Demons this season, nice joke attempt dickhead.

Oh. Was it two seasons ago that Tangles went to play with the ski lift operators? Well, my mistake. What you have left is laughable. This Is Anfield actually died of old age while sitting on your bench halfway through last season season and it seems none of you have noticed yet. You could at least have the decency to bury him or something.

 

[manangatang]

I like bread and butter pudding. I'll have that with my filet o fish

Oh shit, what have we done getting Cayz over here? Now we’ve got a whole season (or more) of filet of fish banter.

****.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Oh shit, what have we done getting Cayz over here?

This seemingly suggests that Cayz is no longer a part of the side which I currently captain, yet have just named him in. As such I would like to congratulate Cayz on being invited back for his farewell tournament and in fact presumably playing for two sides in this tournament.

 

[Cactus_]

Well, in a decision that came as a shock to even me, I received a PM recently from @thebomberscaptain requesting that I assume the role of Baghdad captain for this small tournament. I'm excited to lead the team out and with no further ado would like to name my inaugural Bombers side.

BAGHDAD BOMBERS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

B: Citroin - I bleed Blue - UnitedWarrior93
HB: iDon - akkaps - LicoriceAllsorts
C: McEvoy - Tony Lynn 15 - nahnah
HF: KohPhi - eth-dog - _Cayz_
F: boncer34 - beez - CALL ME SNAKE
R: TheCoach16 - Matty411 - BEEG
INT: Karnezis_13 - Shermy​

I look forward to being introduced to three quarters of you on game day.

Also,

“BAGHDAD BOMBERS WILL USE THEIR POWER PLAY”
TJASTA​

The Baghdad ... Bandits?! Are you supposed to be a SFA team or an outlaw motorcycle club?









There is no worse look than fat old people wearing leathers. Should be banned from Tittybong.

 

[TJASTA]

Oh. Was it two seasons ago that Tangles went to play with the ski lift operators? Well, my mistake. What you have left is laughable. This Is Anfield actually died of old age while sitting on your bench halfway through last season season and it seems none of you have noticed yet. You could at least have the decency to bury him or something.

Who is Tangles?
Who is This Is Anfield?
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

 

[Cactus_]

This seemingly suggests that Cayz is no longer a part of the side which I currently captain, yet have just named him in. As such I would like to congratulate Cayz on being invited back for his farewell tournament and in fact presumably playing for two sides in this tournament.

That’s bigamy. There’s a law against that.

 

[Karnezis_13]

The Baghdad ... Bandits?! Are you supposed to be a SFA team or an outlaw motorcycle club?

Now I'd like to preface this by saying I've only been involved with this organisation for the past few minutes, but I believe it to be the latter.

 

[manangatang]

This seemingly suggests that Cayz is no longer a part of the side which I currently captain, yet have just named him in. As such I would like to congratulate Cayz on being invited back for his farewell tournament and in fact presumably playing for two sides in this tournament.

****ing lol.

You guys just can’t let go.

 

[Cactus_]

Who is Tangles?
Who is This Is Anfield?
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Racking my brains to work out what the like of you might mean by “300 confirmed kills” ... have you ... I don’t know ... eaten 300 buffalo wings at the all you can eat night at your local tabaret? Sorry, eating something doesn’t count as a “confirmed kill” in my book. Not even if you had extra hot sauce.

 

[manangatang]

Now I'd like to preface this by saying I've only been involved with this organisation for the past few minutes, but I believe it to be the latter.

You should be the full time captain. This is fantastic proactive leadership.

Bravo good sir.