The Vics - 2011

[Dipper]

Let's up the sledge.

Go after Frodo, that always gets a reaction, hammer him down with no respite until he snaps and starts posting the most awful foul mouthed abuse.

Then we can move onto some of the other perennially mentally weak characters that inhabit this competition..............did somebody mention Jaymin?

 

[boncer34]

You should be more concerned with being selected then sledging after that horror show in those tests.

 

[StFly]

1st ball ducks being out of the road is always a good thing in practice matches, ensures that I don't balls it up completely again... hopefully, maybe, probably.

 

[Deestroy]

Nothing was surer than Dipper would one day realise he couldn't compete with me and instead join my team. He hopes to learn the secrets of the only club to win it all in a single season.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Im sure Dipper and boncer will enjoy running in uphill into the wind in when in tandem with you

 

[StFly]

And all shall enjoy combining with my fine self for some lower order batting displays.

Cause its mandatory to enjoy it, I will run you out otherwise.

 

[Fred]

And all shall enjoy combining with my fine self for some lower order batting displays.

Cause its mandatory to enjoy it, I will run you out otherwise.

And even if you don't enjoy it.

 

[Dipper]

Nothing was surer than Dipper would one day realise he couldn't compete with me and instead join my team. He hopes to learn the secrets of the only club to win it all in a single season.

I see my role here more to teach than to learn.

You should pick up some cheap wickets off the back of the pressure that I create...Santos made a career out of it and so can you.

 

[Dipper]

Im sure Dipper and boncer will enjoy running in uphill into the wind in when in tandem with you

Come on Cogs, I think we all know that Fred will be giving me first choice of ends.

As for Boncer the best that we can say about him is that he's a poor man's Deestroy.

 

[StFly]

And even if you don't enjoy it.

To be fair that was the first match and we hadn't figured out a system yet for the running..... ..... plus I apologised and it never happened again.

 

[boncer34]

Come on Cogs, I think we all know that Fred will be giving me first choice of ends.

As for Boncer the best that we can say about him is that he's a poor man's Deestroy.

Scared of not being allowed to bowl with the wind? Further proof you're nothing but a flat track bully.

 

[Deestroy]

I see my role here more to teach than to learn.

You should pick up some cheap wickets off the back of the pressure that I create...Santos made a career out of it and so can you.

Let the facts speak for themselves, i never came crawling to join up under your attack as you have with mine. It's understandable in your old age, I'll even throw you a bone and carry the attack through the season.

 

[Dipper]

Let the facts speak for themselves, i never came crawling to join up under your attack as you have with mine. It's understandable in your old age, I'll even throw you a bone and carry the attack through the season.

I didn't come crawling, I was headhunted.


Obviously the Vics hierarchy felt that the fast bowling quality wasn't quite where it should be for a tilt at the flag.

 

[loopy_cam]

Need a new player?

 

[boncer34]

We could always do with a handy spinner but our fearless leader may disagree.

 

[StFly]

We could always do with a handy spinner but our fearless leader may disagree.

Fred swapped me to a bowling allrounder off spinner, and considering I got 7 wickets in the loss including a 5fer, well....

We could always use someone to replace Dipper it seems.

 

[Dipper]

I'll be right.

A spinner to put some pressure on Bouncer might be the go though.

 

[Fred]

Need a new player?

Although it will mean rotating players, we could do with a specialist spinner.

 

[boncer34]

I'll be right.

A spinner to put some pressure on Bouncer might be the go though.

The crowd seemed to enjoy watching the Crocs tonk you for 5 runs an over.

 

[loopy_cam]

Shane Warne bowled leg-spinners in the ilk of loopy_cam.

 

[StFly]

The crowd seemed to enjoy watching the Crocs tonk you for 5 runs an over.

And he was the only bowler not to pick up 2 in the last dig, could have been a different story if we had 8 down instead of 6 down.

 

[Dipper]

And he was the only bowler not to pick up 2 in the last dig, could have been a different story if we had 8 down instead of 6 down.

Yes we would have lost by 2 wickets instead of 4.

 

[StFly]

Yes we would have lost by 2 wickets instead of 4.

Net run rate my good man, every little bit helps, team player, did you not get the special rings?

 

[Fred]

Shane Warne bowled leg-spinners in the ilk of loopy_cam.

Let's hope the reverse applies.

 

[Dipper]

Net run rate my good man, every little bit helps, team player, did you not get the special rings?

The only special rings I got were for putting on my fingers after winning another premiership.


Anyway let's consign the inquest to history and get on with talking ourselves up for the next game.


I say we drop Bouncer and give the new spinner a crack.