The worst players in the AFL

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What do you know he didn't even get a game.
 

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ive just gone straight to page 11.. but im sure someone has already mentioned simon godfrey... absolute horse crap
Godders is a champ! he's in the side more for his ability to tag however... like keeping goodes and burgoyne down to 7 touches not to mention his job on west and thompson earlier this year.

Go the rabid wolverine!!!
 
ADE - Ken McGregor (Didn't he want to be captain?..BAH!)
BRIS - Daniel Merritt (Just a big lump of nothing)
CARL - Ryan Houlihan (SSSOOOOO SSSSLLLLOOOOWWWWW)
COLL - Alan Toovey (Don't care if he is young...)
ESSE - Richard Cole (So lazy)
FRE - Shane Parker (worst player to play 200 games)
GEEL - Nath Ablett (Doesn't get our of 2nd gear)
HAW - Brent Guerra? (Prob worst in Hawks 22 but not that bad really..)
KANGA - Leigh Brown (Bloke his size and athleticism should be a machine)
MELB - Nath Carroll (When will he become reliable?)
PORT - Toby Thurstans (Should be banished to the SANFL)
RICH - Greg Tivendale (A leader?? HA!)
STK - Stephen Milne (Up there with Jared Brennan for inconsistancy)
SYD - LRT (05 Grand Final saved your career)
WC - Rohan Jones (Just doesn't fit in...)
WB - Sam Power (Whats a hard ball get??)
 
Bret Thronton. Most goals conceeded from a defender this year, and to top it off, he turns it over then blames his team mates for it. A finger pointer and also a player who has been cut by the hnds in the back interpretation.

I have no idea why Hawthorn wanted his services. Total hack.
 

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ADE - Ken McGregor (Didn't he want to be captain?..BAH!)
BRIS - Daniel Merritt (Just a big lump of nothing)
CARL - Ryan Houlihan (SSSOOOOO SSSSLLLLOOOOWWWWW)
COLL - Alan Toovey (Don't care if he is young...)
ESSE - Richard Cole (So lazy)
FRE - Shane Parker (worst player to play 200 games)
GEEL - Nath Ablett (Doesn't get our of 2nd gear)
HAW - Brent Guerra? (Prob worst in Hawks 22 but not that bad really..)
KANGA - Leigh Brown (Bloke his size and athleticism should be a machine)
MELB - Nath Carroll (When will he become reliable?)
PORT - Toby Thurstans (Should be banished to the SANFL)
RICH - Greg Tivendale (A leader?? HA!)
STK - Stephen Milne (Up there with Jared Brennan for inconsistancy)
SYD - LRT (05 Grand Final saved your career)
WC - Rohan Jones (Just doesn't fit in...)
WB - Sam Power (Whats a hard ball get??)
Intreresting to see a few names still around.Milne Merrit,Guerra and LRT who have all done alright.
Leigh Brown has a premiership medal albeit from a diferent club.
 
Jobe Watson. Terrible.

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Thank you so much for the endless memory of the interwebs - where many lols stay hidden in deep dark corners, ready to be unleashed at any moment.... :D
 
Jobe is pretty crap, couldn't run out of site on a foggy night. Only there coz of his last name.

Yeah don't know how that dud has worked his way to three B&Fs, a Brownlow, recognition as the best leader in the game.....
 
Richie Vandenburg was a joke as well, to think he captained Hawthorn is beyond me

I really don't remember Richie Vandenburg being that bad. Help me out Hawks supporters.
 

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