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There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawthorn
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Biffinator
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Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
H2F, you and the lads need to start planning ahead.
After last year's grand final, an infamous road sign on the road to Geelong was erected in the dead of night.
If you achieve the hat-trick this year, what will be your next stage?
I suggest that old diving board on Eastern Beach.
It's all a bit of a sewage pond, what with all the Mars Bars floating around. Most of the town can see the diving board. It's just the right height for you and the lads to hang a banner that may very well feature a leather-made fashion accessory.
After last year, H2F, our expectations are high. Do not disappoint us if that moment comes.
Biffinator.
H2F, you and the lads need to start planning ahead.
After last year's grand final, an infamous road sign on the road to Geelong was erected in the dead of night.
If you achieve the hat-trick this year, what will be your next stage?
I suggest that old diving board on Eastern Beach.
It's all a bit of a sewage pond, what with all the Mars Bars floating around. Most of the town can see the diving board. It's just the right height for you and the lads to hang a banner that may very well feature a leather-made fashion accessory.
After last year, H2F, our expectations are high. Do not disappoint us if that moment comes.
Biffinator.
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Good to see Melbourne bandwagon up and about after having a sniff today.
Good to see Melbourne bandwagon up and about after having a sniff today.
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Says the lad that boarded the Saints Bandwagon in April 2009.
And FFS, Biff has been around a lot longer than you...
Now go give yourself an enema via your ass rather than facial orifice next time.
Says the lad that boarded the Saints Bandwagon in April 2009.
And FFS, Biff has been around a lot longer than you...
Now go give yourself an enema via your ass rather than facial orifice next time.
Biffinator
Norm Smith Medallist
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
IWAGD, I have made a promise to a certain person on this Forum not to waste ammo on Epsilons (this might be a reference to Brave New World - I am not quite sure if you can lay your big hairy mitts on a picturebook edition).
As you fall to this category by a wide margin - your aspirations to be a Delta one day notwithstanding, be reassured that you are in my prayers.
Evolution is a bitch.
Biffinator.
IWAGD, I have made a promise to a certain person on this Forum not to waste ammo on Epsilons (this might be a reference to Brave New World - I am not quite sure if you can lay your big hairy mitts on a picturebook edition).
As you fall to this category by a wide margin - your aspirations to be a Delta one day notwithstanding, be reassured that you are in my prayers.
Evolution is a bitch.
Biffinator.
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Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Yeah, good bump....
Yeah, good bump....
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
And Biffinator has managed to say absolutely nothing with approximately 200 words.
Stop sticking your noses up each others arses fellas.
Yeah, good bump....
And Biffinator has managed to say absolutely nothing with approximately 200 words.
Stop sticking your noses up each others arses fellas.
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
If the Hawks win the flag, I believe we should all owe H2F a BJ.
If the Hawks win the flag, I believe we should all owe H2F a BJ.
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Isn't that a Geelong thing to do?
"I pass to you cos I'm shit scared of taking a shot. You kick a goal from 5 meters out and then we can pretend we're having a competition for most assists".
Geelong noses are so far up one another's asses that if one of you was to fart there will be an anal snot party down at the Cattery.
Isn't that a Geelong thing to do?
"I pass to you cos I'm shit scared of taking a shot. You kick a goal from 5 meters out and then we can pretend we're having a competition for most assists".
Geelong noses are so far up one another's asses that if one of you was to fart there will be an anal snot party down at the Cattery.
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Your post fails on so many levels
Your post fails on so many levels
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Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Holy shit! Hawthorn beat FREO!!!
oh crap, we are ****ed.
Holy shit! Hawthorn beat FREO!!!
oh crap, we are ****ed.
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
This brings me to my next point - don't do drugs.
This brings me to my next point - don't do drugs.
Biffinator
Norm Smith Medallist
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
cOze, if I had known that someone of your intellect and wit was bearing down on this thread like a freight train, well, I would have tried harder.
How can I make it up to you? Name the price!
And while we are at it, here is a question please (it presupposes that Hawthorn beats you again in 2009 grand final).
Later on the very night of that defeat, as you and GC 26 drown your sorrows in the home-brew (yes, I know, an industrial chemist would classify it as metho or aviation fuel but let's be generous in this instance), you look out of your fibro-house towards your beloved Eastern Beach. In the starlight, you glimpse some guys dressed in brown and yellow scaling the disused diving tower. One of them looks like that scoundrel and intemperate womanizer, H2F.
They are carrying some sort of long object.
Once at the top of the tower, they proceed to unravel this object and then nail it to the wooden beams.
As proud fans of the Mighty Geelong Cats, what would you and GC 26 do under such circumstances?
I've got a fair idea but I would rather hear from you first, cOze.
Biffinator
cOze, if I had known that someone of your intellect and wit was bearing down on this thread like a freight train, well, I would have tried harder.
How can I make it up to you? Name the price!
And while we are at it, here is a question please (it presupposes that Hawthorn beats you again in 2009 grand final).
Later on the very night of that defeat, as you and GC 26 drown your sorrows in the home-brew (yes, I know, an industrial chemist would classify it as metho or aviation fuel but let's be generous in this instance), you look out of your fibro-house towards your beloved Eastern Beach. In the starlight, you glimpse some guys dressed in brown and yellow scaling the disused diving tower. One of them looks like that scoundrel and intemperate womanizer, H2F.
They are carrying some sort of long object.
Once at the top of the tower, they proceed to unravel this object and then nail it to the wooden beams.
As proud fans of the Mighty Geelong Cats, what would you and GC 26 do under such circumstances?
I've got a fair idea but I would rather hear from you first, cOze.
Biffinator
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
"Brave New World man"
"Brave New World man"
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Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Oh dear, there is a guy from Buynip hanging sh1t on the town of Geelong
Dear Biff, you are one misinformed idiot.
Oh dear, there is a guy from Buynip hanging sh1t on the town of Geelong
Dear Biff, you are one misinformed idiot.
Biffinator
Norm Smith Medallist
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Ignoring the tautology (what is a misinformed idiot?), I could not agree more but please answer the question, CP2007.
Moreover, all I am trying to do it provide you Geelong guys with an early warning. I don't deserve this shameless ingratitude.
You know it in your bones that if Hawthorn beat Geelong again in the granny, the Bay 13 Hawthorn boys are absolutely going to replicate their efforts from last October.
It won't be a repeat of the road-sign - immortal though that was.
I have mail that they are going to target the old diving tower at Eastern Beach. The words 'Louis Vuitton', one way or the other, are going to be emblazoned on the banner.
You can bury your head in the kitty litter as much as you want, CP2007, or you can get off your wormy arse and start patrolling the area at night.
Biffinator.
Oh dear, there is a guy from Buynip hanging sh1t on the town of Geelong
Dear Biff, you are one misinformed idiot.
Ignoring the tautology (what is a misinformed idiot?), I could not agree more but please answer the question, CP2007.
Moreover, all I am trying to do it provide you Geelong guys with an early warning. I don't deserve this shameless ingratitude.
You know it in your bones that if Hawthorn beat Geelong again in the granny, the Bay 13 Hawthorn boys are absolutely going to replicate their efforts from last October.
It won't be a repeat of the road-sign - immortal though that was.
I have mail that they are going to target the old diving tower at Eastern Beach. The words 'Louis Vuitton', one way or the other, are going to be emblazoned on the banner.
You can bury your head in the kitty litter as much as you want, CP2007, or you can get off your wormy arse and start patrolling the area at night.
Biffinator.
STC
Norm Smith Medallist
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Congratulations Biff, you have taken hyperbole to a whole new level. It's a pity you're using it to talk absolute shit.
Biffinator
Norm Smith Medallist
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
This is actually a compliment in some ways, STC, so thank you.
There is no hyperbole, only cold hard reality, re the 2008 Prank for the Handbaggers. You should know what these guys are capable of. And here it is in case you haven't stumbled across it yet.
Warning: there some steamy mullet-action in the opening scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wel0xJLairA
This is mastery: to drink from the skull of your slain enemy.
I know most of these guys. They are already plotting away. They reckon, rightly or wrongly, that the Handbaggers are their bitches. In their minds, the night when they unfurl the banner from the derelict diving tower at Eastern Beach is an inevitability.
As I have said previously, I regard Geelong as a decompression chamber for those bogans who was immigrating to Victoria from West Horsham. It's not as if your shit-hole has got many landmarks to burn. What else are the Hawthorn boys going to target? The Corio Road House?
Next.
Biffinator.
This is actually a compliment in some ways, STC, so thank you.
There is no hyperbole, only cold hard reality, re the 2008 Prank for the Handbaggers. You should know what these guys are capable of. And here it is in case you haven't stumbled across it yet.
Warning: there some steamy mullet-action in the opening scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wel0xJLairA
This is mastery: to drink from the skull of your slain enemy.
I know most of these guys. They are already plotting away. They reckon, rightly or wrongly, that the Handbaggers are their bitches. In their minds, the night when they unfurl the banner from the derelict diving tower at Eastern Beach is an inevitability.
As I have said previously, I regard Geelong as a decompression chamber for those bogans who was immigrating to Victoria from West Horsham. It's not as if your shit-hole has got many landmarks to burn. What else are the Hawthorn boys going to target? The Corio Road House?
Next.
Biffinator.
STC
Norm Smith Medallist
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
You're an idiot.
See, that took me about 4 seconds, and it makes sense. Try it sometime.
There is hyperbole. Watch as I sum up my points in a short, easy post:
You're an idiot.
See, that took me about 4 seconds, and it makes sense. Try it sometime.
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Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
dammit Biff if I wasn't laughing so hard right now I'd kick your arse for giving it away...
Be warned all you degenerate Geelong residents.
If Australia Post hadn't sent our artwork to Carlton by mistake then you would have already got our message.
dammit Biff if I wasn't laughing so hard right now I'd kick your arse for giving it away...
Be warned all you degenerate Geelong residents.
If Australia Post hadn't sent our artwork to Carlton by mistake then you would have already got our message.
STC
Norm Smith Medallist
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
a) Doesn't barrack for Hawthorn, rather the current laughing stock of the AFL.
b) Lives in a bigger shithole than Geelong.
As for Templestowe, how's the railway line coming?
Good for Biff, it's a shame he:
a) Doesn't barrack for Hawthorn, rather the current laughing stock of the AFL.
b) Lives in a bigger shithole than Geelong.
As for Templestowe, how's the railway line coming?
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Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Biff, you are showing a bit of the nasty here. Some of the lightweights trying for one-shot glory and you're toying with them to kill some time....shame on you...
Biff, you are showing a bit of the nasty here. Some of the lightweights trying for one-shot glory and you're toying with them to kill some time....shame on you...
Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Biff, they stuck a sign up alongside the freeway, some way back mind you, and filmed it. It was hardly the Great Escape. If they target some diving tower in Geelong and have fun doing it then good on 'em. I look forward to seeing the video if it happens, especially if Rusty falls in the water
Biff, they stuck a sign up alongside the freeway, some way back mind you, and filmed it. It was hardly the Great Escape. If they target some diving tower in Geelong and have fun doing it then good on 'em. I look forward to seeing the video if it happens, especially if Rusty falls in the water
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Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
Hawthorn are the rancid dump that ended up on the bottom of Geelongs shoe in 2008, stopping us from taking what was rightfully ours.
Hawthorn are the rancid dump that ended up on the bottom of Geelongs shoe in 2008, stopping us from taking what was rightfully ours.
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Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth
The Hawks seem to have a nasty habit of doing that to the Handbaggers..
The Hawks seem to have a nasty habit of doing that to the Handbaggers..
