There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawthorn

[Biffinator]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

H2F, I erred last night.

There is actually one more Geelong landmark that should be considered by the 'Handbaggers' planning committee - the Geelong Sphinx:

It really is classy stuff - a bit like Las Vegas on Thompsons Road. In many people's minds it defines Geelong. No wonder it was included as one of the 'Aussie Wonders of the World'.

I know that my dear friends Sherrthecat, Catspremiers2007, c0ze and their mentor, GC 26, are often down there on a Monday night, living the dream on the one cent machines.

Sometimes - if they are lucky - Cam Mooney lurches in for a bit of a flutter on the two cent machines - yep, he too is class all the way.

If Hawthorn were to humble Geelong again in a Grand Final, I daresay you and the boys could travel down there at night, commando-style, with tins of brown and yellow paint and a roller. Come the next morning, the mighty Sphinx would be bedecked in a Hawthorn jumper.

Bettter still, you could wander into a Maggie T-shop and purchase a pair of size 58 big girl underpants (they are standard issue to the female members of the Geelong cheer squad). They may not come in yellow and brown. Even so, I reckon you and the squad could come up with the 'natural dyes' to stain them in that fashion. Then with the help of a ladder, they could be pulled up around the Sphinx's mighty rump.

I am sure other ideas will come to mind. I really am deeply shocked by the ingratitude being shown by various Bay 13 Geelong supporters throughout this threat.

Those who forget their past are bound to repeat it.

Biffinator.

 

[catspremiers2007]

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The penny just dropped Biff.

You are trying to win favour with hawks before the Dees get ass r*ped by them next weekend sad really

 

[STC]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

I know that my dear friends Sherrthecat, Catspremiers2007, c0ze and their mentor, GC 26, are often down there on a Monday night, living the dream on the one cent machines.

I don't live in Geelong, so no.

You don't live there either, you live in an even bigger hole. You also don't barrack for Hawthorn, so you trying to enjoy Hawthorn's glory is a bit like the fat kid no one talks to trying to get in on the popular group by congratulating them on beating up one of the art kids. This supposed glory you so enjoy is something you either are too young to have experienced, or was so long that the memory of it is fading. Of course this little sniff leaves you desperate for more, hungry for it, but you know that it won't be coming anytime soon.

Enjoy another spoon Biff, perhaps when Richmond just pips you out for 15th, they can spraypaint the Buller Ski Resort Yellow and Black. A Bunyip boy like you probably doesn't get up there too often though.

 

[catspremiers2007]

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I just Googled Bunyip victoria to try to get some dirt.......all I found was a picture of a pub and some pics of a bushfire, there isn't anything even internet worthy in that mullethole. How embarrasing

 

[Rockford]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

If Hawthorn were to humble Geelong again in a Grand Final, I daresay you and the boys could travel down there at night, commando-style, with tins of brown and yellow paint and a roller. Come the next morning, the mighty Sphinx would be bedecked in a Hawthorn jumper.

My understanding was that the sign was put up prior to the 2008 GF? Not after the Hawks won.

Bettter still, you could wander into a Maggie T-shop and purchase a pair of size 58 big girl underpants (they are standard issue to the female members of the Geelong cheer squad). They may not come in yellow and brown. Even so, I reckon you and the squad could come up with the 'natural dyes' to stain them in that fashion.

Lol, a swipe at both sets of supporters simultaneously. Nice.

 

[Biffinator]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Sherrthecat, c0ze and catspremiers2007 - this has got to be one of the most savage, bloodcurdling chihuahua attacks I have ever witnessed on Bay 13.

Woof.

Collectively, you have sunk your fangs into me - and as you know, I am quite defenceless - while all I was trying to do in this thread was warn you about those disgraceful Hawthorn 'hooligans'.

Rather than worrying about the Sphinx or a Bunyip v Geelong comparison, why don't we return our attention to the OP and its very potent statement?

Biffinator.

 

[Biffinator]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

 

[STC]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Sherrthecat, c0ze and catspremiers2007 - this has got to be one of the most savage, bloodcurdling chihuahua attacks I have ever witnessed on Bay 13.

Woof.

Collectively, you have sunk your fangs into me - and as you know, I am quite defenceless - while all I was trying to do in this thread was warn you about those disgraceful Hawthorn 'hooligans'.

Rather than worrying about the Sphinx or a Bunyip v Geelong comparison, why don't we return our attention to the OP and its very potent statement?

Biffinator.

Translation:
I know I was trying to hang shit on your side and city, but now that you've turned it around on me I'm feeling quite personally offended and will try to change the subject back to what it was before I started this location slagging bit. Please cease and desist or I will be quite upset.

 

[Biffinator]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Translation:
I know I was trying to hang shit on your side and city, but now that you've turned it around on me I'm feeling quite personally offended and will try to change the subject back to what it was before I started this location slagging bit. Please cease and desist or I will be quite upset.

Mate, it is going to take me a decade to recover from this mauling.

The Nazis had the Night of the Long Knives. Last night, for me, it was the Night of the Short Teeth - or bony gums, which ever you prefer.

Biffinator.

 

[STC]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Mate, it is going to take me a decade to recover from this mauling.

The Nazis had the Night of the Long Knives. Last night, for me, it was the Night of the Short Teeth - or bony gums, which ever you prefer.


Biffinator.

Translation: If I say that I was really hurt sarcastically, it will hide the fact that I had every one of my points turned around on me, and the fact that I have no comeback.

 

[H2F]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Translation of Geelong fans responses.

Yes we are shitting ourselves, just like our front running team.

Weak

 

[STC]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Translation of Geelong fans responses.

Yes we are shitting ourselves, just like our front running team.

Weak

We're moderately concerned about St. Kilda. As for your mob, who just fell over the line against Fremantle, quaking in our boots

 

[H2F]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

We're moderately concerned about St. Kilda. As for your mob, who just fell over the line against Fremantle, quaking in our boots

I bumped this thread because after the Freo game I noticed Geelong supporters in every Hawk thread having tantrums about the game. For all you guys to be tuned it and squawking with such fury, it couldn't help but take me back to the same time last year when you did this.

This signified the official soiling of your collective inbred pants, and later became more and more hilarious as the year went on.

I reckon we can get there again this year against you guys, and give you another belting ...

 

[Biffinator]

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H2F, I suggest that the two of us should 'retreat with dignity'.

Here, we are up against some of the most ferocious, blood-thirsty Geelong chihuahuas that have ever been unleashed on Bay 13.

Sherrthecat



Catspremiers2007



and my old mate c0ze



A man's gotta know his limitations. Even as a team, we lack the firepower to take on this formidable trio.

Biffinator.

 

[H2F]

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I struggle to tell them apart anymore Biff. No matter how kind I try to be to them the absolute diarrhea that their posts are makes it more and more difficult to even know how to respond.

The fact is they are shitting themselves.

You have done about as good a job as can be done, so I'll take your lead. It is like a tiny pitiful dog.

 

[STC]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

These dog pictures are remarkably similar to the way we see Hawthorn at the moment.

 

[boozeDragon]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

These dog pictures are remarkably similar to the way we see Hawthorn at the moment.

"I know you are, I said you are but what am I?"

 

[Team Chemistry]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Sherrthecat, c0ze and catspremiers2007 - this has got to be one of the most savage, bloodcurdling chihuahua attacks I have ever witnessed on Bay 13.

Woof.

Collectively, you have sunk your fangs into me - and as you know, I am quite defenceless - while all I was trying to do in this thread was warn you about those disgraceful Hawthorn 'hooligans'.

Rather than worrying about the Sphinx or a Bunyip v Geelong comparison, why don't we return our attention to the OP and its very potent statement?

Biffinator.

Wow...backtracking much...?
You scum piece of s**t, retreat back to your hole you little maggot; Geelong > Bunyip.

I have never seen such a case of sucking off someone's d**k as you have to all the Hawthorn supporters in this thread; you're just some sad little freak trying to fit in with the big kids on an internet forum.

You are a disgrace.

TC

 

[witsend]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

These dog pictures are remarkably similar to the way we see Hawthorn at the moment.

Don't worry mate...Hawthorn have become the Black Knight from the Holy Grail to our King Arthur!
Flailing away with no arms and legs as we ride off towards the finals, while they yell at us "It's just a flesh wound...come on...I'll 'ave ya!!"
We then turn back and ask.."What are you gonna do then? Bleed on us?"

 

[shotta]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Don't worry mate...Hawthorn have become the Black Knight from the Holy Grail to our King Arthur!
Flailing away with no arms and legs as we ride off towards the finals, while they yell at us "It's just a flesh wound...come on...I'll 'ave ya!!"
We then turn back and ask.."What are you gonna do then? Bleed on us?"

You got the turn back bit right, 89 Baby!

 

[Choota]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Geelong fans are like Roger Federer.

They can beat us in irrelevant games - as Federer beat Nadal this week. But you know when the French Open starts next week, Federer will have one eye on Nadal at all times, praying like crazy that some other player knocks him out. Because if they meet when it matters, those knees start clacking.

Geelong fans are desperate for injuries to do Hawthorn in so they don't meet us in finals. Desperate. Like Federer, the fear is palpable. They know we have them when it matters.

 

[witsend]

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Geelong fans are desperate for injuries to do Hawthorn in so they don't meet us in finals. Desperate. Like Federer, the fear is palpable. They know we have them when it matters.

Actually you couldn't be more wrong.
Most of the Geelong fans I know, including myself, are begging you to make the GF.
If we are lucky enough to get there this year, to be able to kick the **** out of your over-blown asses would be the icing on a Premiership cake.
There is no fear of Hawthorn at Geelong. You are utterly delusional.
In the mean-time we'll just keep beating up on you in the H & A.
But of course, if we were to beat you in the GF I'm sure the excuses would come thick and fast...."The umpires....we were under-done...AFL conspiracy...this year doesn't count..."

 

[candiehappy]

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well said Witty, spot on

 

[STC]

Re: There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Cats supporters thinking about Hawth

Geelong fans are like Roger Federer.

They can beat us in irrelevant games - as Federer beat Nadal this week. But you know when the French Open starts next week, Federer will have one eye on Nadal at all times, praying like crazy that some other player knocks him out. Because if they meet when it matters, those knees start clacking.

Geelong fans are desperate for injuries to do Hawthorn in so they don't meet us in finals. Desperate. Like Federer, the fear is palpable. They know we have them when it matters.

I'd like to think I am the 23rd man in the team because of my support, but alas even my support can not win us a football game. You might want to direct your comments towards the Geelong players. Preferably in person, I'm sure they will love to hear your concerns.

Still, I'd love to be as good as Roger Federer, I thank you for your compliment.

 

[tazhawk]

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Actually you couldn't be more wrong.
Most of the Geelong fans I know, including myself, are begging you to make the GF.
If we are lucky enough to get there this year, to be able to kick the **** out of your over-blown asses would be the icing on a Premiership cake.
There is no fear of Hawthorn at Geelong. You are utterly delusional.

Another Geelong muppet.

Go have a read at the magnificent thread on the Geelong board.

"30 years of torment at the hands of the Hawks"

Then tell me who is delusional.

Meanwhile keep racking up those home and away wins because it will count for nothing as usual.

The Hawks will beat Geelong (when it matters)

Hawk fans know it and so do the honest Geelong Noobs.

No amount of feet stamping and the usual "Geelong had a bad day" shit will ever erase the fact that Geelong were runners up to the Hawks (as usual).

Now feel free to carry on young Geelong Vegemite and stamp your feet about just how unfair it is that the Hawks beat up on Geelong in big games.