Things that carlton would cheat at

Big Red is back · Sep 9, 2008

Was expecting more when came into this thread = massive fail ... come on guys u can do better than this

western jester · Sep 9, 2008

CJisJC said:
Fair enough... would just like to know how exactly we cheated when 14 out of our 16 flags were won when there was no salary cap??

Ah well, carry on.

Can't speak for all of them, but they did have Bob Pratt run over by a car before the 1945 GF IIRC. Very Carlton. Very Carlton, indeed.

PoidaCat · Sep 9, 2008

Jesse Custer · Sep 9, 2008

Biffinator said:
JC - the Carlton Information Kiosk will make a re-appearance soon.

Sadly the co-originator - Super_Phaser - has Red Carditis at the moment. much to the angst of the bay 13 Carlton Community: he is their hero.

Do you want to join me in a Q & A session in the thread over the next few days, please?

Biffinator.

Biffinator,

If i can help then yes i would like to join you in an information packed Q & A extravaganza about the once proud club.

I'm sure there will be more than a few willing participants as well.

Barry Zuckercorn · Sep 9, 2008

Biffinator,

I love how everyone formally replies to your posts in this manner

Anyway, my contribution for the thread:

What this picture does not capture is my 30 metre run-up, full-pace, full-toss. She broke her wrist but will be back for more kanga-cricket action this summer :thumbsu:

rapidfire7 · Sep 9, 2008

More like visy makes cheating & corruption easy!

Braun_2_B_Wild · Sep 9, 2008

stui magpie · Sep 9, 2008

I'm sorry, I googled a pic for "everything" and didn't get anywhere.

I mean, face it. Carlton would literally cheat at anything and everything, it's in their nature. Limiting it to a few pics is symbolic, but only begins to scratch the surface.

Carlton are the East Germany of the AFL. (harking back to the 80's here when East Germany existed and was actually successful at sport. Sort of like Carlton)