(Thread Of The Year 2023) Let's have an open discussion about Ham for real

[Electronic_Renaissance]

It seems all the triple smoked hams are free range. So the meat must be better. Why triple smoke something that is inferior?

I can tell the difference between free range poultry. Free range is much nicer, same with eggs, though I keep chickens and they get heaps of food scraps.

Yeah, the fresh free range turkeys are much better. I'm not buying frozen, they are probably months old.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

It's an art really.

The stars need to line up.

14 years curing

I'll tell you one thing Footy Is The Win, people may mock you with whatever.

But when it comes to meat, you know your shit.

 

[Dinsdale]

Q Would you eat the Ham if you actually saw the Pig being slaughtered and prepared ?

I have seen two sheep being slaughtered in Halal preparation stylenby an Imam when I was 15 at a camp.. The poor dears didn't suffer I believe, but there was a lot of blood involved which left me queasy.

Didn't have much of an appetite when they cooked the dears and served them for dinner later that afternoon .

I can see why people do become vegans in all honesty

Yes I would.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Yes I would.

Islam?

No, is ham.

Is Don is Good!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Who's the best butcher in Melbourne?

Not long moved back from the bush. Found a good one in Rosanna.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Have you bought your Crissy ham yet?

I'm prolly gonna need 2 this year, I'll eat one on my own.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Who's the best butcher in Melbourne?

Not long moved back from the bush. Found a good one in Rosanna.

These guys are the best in Melbourne apparently. Alas no Ham serving, but we live in a cosmopolitan/multi cultural country. Give them a try, you won't be disappointed In'Shallah.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

These guys are the best in Melbourne apparently. Alas no Ham serving, but we live in a cosmopolitan/multi cultural country. Give them a try, you won't be disappointed In'Shallah.

In Abrahamic religions, eating pig flesh is clearly forbidden by Jewish (kashrut), Islamic (halal) and Adventist (kosher animals) dietary laws. The pig is considered an unclean animal as food in Judaism and Islam.




Even better, more for me.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

They ain't wrong either. How many worms and other pestilence enter a pig's butthole during their short existence?

I would rather eat Dog Meat than any form of Pig flesh. Heard roast Pit Bull is quite a tasty delicacy !

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

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Apparently Dog Flesh is Haram too in Islam so they is out.

Also all of Cadbury's chocolate is prepared
with Halal livestock these days

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Apparently Dog Flesh is Haram too in Islam so they is out.

Also all of Cadbury's chocolate is prepared
with Halal livestock these days

 

[James Colorado]

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I have no idea how bacon m&m's can be a thing, but I have the feeling if I were to try them, I wouldn't be able to stop.

 

[76woodenspooners]

I have no idea how bacon m&m's can be a thing, but I have the feeling if I were to try them, I wouldn't be able to stop.

God’s candy …

(Depending on your religion of course)

 

[Footy Is The Win]

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[James Colorado]

God’s candy …

(Depending on your religion of course)

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My religion doesn't forbid pork, so I'm good to go! (and looking forward very much to the Christmas feast which contains pork, the traditional ham off the bone over the period, and maybe even some cheeky bacon with breakfast at some point)

 

[zackah]

My religion doesn't forbid pork, so I'm good to go! (and looking forward very much to the Christmas feast which contains pork, the traditional ham off the bone over the period, and maybe even some cheeky bacon with breakfast at some point)

As a card carrying atheist I'm all for freedom of religion but a religion that doesn't allow pork or alcohol?

No.

Just no.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

As a card carrying atheist I'm all for freedom of religion but a religion that doesn't allow pork or alcohol?

No.

Just no.

On the plus said, my religion means I don't have to buy Christmas gifts for anyone nor attend annoying and uncomfortable Christmas Family reunions and dinners

And I can spend all Christmas and Boxing Day watching NBA games in my underwear and not care at all for decorum or social niceties !

 

[Footy Is The Win]

On the plus said, my religion means I don't have to buy Christmas gifts for anyone nor attend annoying and uncomfortable Christmas Family reunions and dinners

And I can spend all Christmas and Boxing Day watching NBA games in my underwear and not care at all for decorum or social niceties !

No 72 Virginian Hams for you.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

No 72 Virginian Hams for you.

One woman is enough for me to handle. I ain't got time to juggle around 72 FFS.

Honestly don't know how Hugh Hefner did it really.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

One stripper is enough for me to handle. I ain't got time to juggle around 72 FFS.

Honestly don't know how Hugh Hefner did it really.

Healthy diet..

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Healthy diet

Of steamed hams

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

On the plus said, my religion means…

You don’t have a religion

And I can spend all Christmas and Boxing Day watching NBA games in my underwear

You can spend every day doing that, Scott Nomates

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You don’t have a religion

Yeah i do, not a good practioner of it, but I am a Muslim.

Wouldn't expect a morally and intellectual bankrupt savage like you to understand though.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Yeah i do, not a good practioner of it, but I am a Muslim.

Wouldn't expect a morally and intellectual bankrupt savage like you to understand though.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yeah i do, not a good practioner of it, but I am a Muslim.

You may have been born a Muslim, as Allah says all children are, but you’re an infidel. No La Ilaaha Ill Allah
for you. No kalimas

a morally and intellectual bankrupt savage

Where do you go for your beer, strippers and pokies in the off-season?