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Three Word Story Part 2 continuation.....
Cooney's karate class and Harris' piano were so valuable to their livelihood that they employed twenty rubber chickens to stand guard in case Dougie tried to jump over the bar to fight Nalbandian. Suddenly, a bright coloured panel van arrived, Dougie ran to hide because Marat Safin was about to strangle his barbie doll because of her abnormally large neck which was caused by overinflation and Ken's very large fat, knobbly hands and his famous chicken caserole dish. Hahn went sailing in his bathtub and everyone laughed because it sank.
Meanwhile, at Marrara big Will was hunting for crocodiles along the river but came across something very bizarre like Angelo Petraglia impersonating Liberace wearing a bulldog jock-strap covered in sequins that brightly sparkled like many diamonds.
Murphy and Bandy snuck off behind a barn door to take part in singing the club song, after a very wierd drink they staggered back to the henhouse where they plucked and plucked Harris's eyebrows then waxed his bikini and a Brazilian hairdresser named Peter provided him with the latest issue "The StKilda Whinger". This publication was very thick, like a certain AFL coach whose name smells like cat droppings.
Meanwhile, rumours of Wallace's plans to oust Richo for Sigrid Thornton were being spread by Uzbeckistan dwarfes all over Upper Volta aswell. Drastic moves were afoot to send Richo to a tiny uninhabited island in the South Pole where mutant yaks dance with crazy Hispanic type music.
Bulldogs' family day was interrupted by an unexpected guest whose name was John Howard, he joined in the pagan rituals of any voting - aged bisexual dwarfes who hi hoed all Marcos Pickens' game which was shabby. Meanwhile, Smorgo's generosity included sadistic torture to Marcus Picken.
Eade and Malthouse & Judas and Wallet held press conferences with celebate zombies after an embarrassing nude romp with comic book guy Richie Rich & Jughead who loves hamburgers and milkshakes. Suddenly, Archie, missing Jughead shaved his eyebrows and then decided to tattoo his left arm with a picture of Harro and Street guzzling strawberry thickshakes wearing only a great big smile. Streety, strategically tattooed a picture of a baboon's backside on to the forehead of Eddie Munster, it was the most incredible inking of Dubya I'd laid my tablecloth on.
Flooding, earthquakes, tornadoes & budgies smuggled in speedo's worn by elderly & sinister looking librarians made newspaper headlines in outer Mongolia where the natives strange fertility rites shocked the nation.
President Putin declared on 7/599, leaving Botswana to make alarm clocks invisible. The Kalahari Desert pitch glistened in the hot hot sun. Meanwhile, Rodney Adler and Terry Schiavo made news headlines.
"Geez its long, I've never seen something so ridiculously big", yelled Minson stepping back in a huge pile of stamp albums, too much licking accentuates the dampness and renders the little Tasmanian and 2 small dwarfs named Clyde.
Grant's 300th game was a showcase of surprisingly accurate tarot card readings. The cards predicted that the Doggies would win against those devious cows who are udderly e-mootionless droids, grasshopper. (HeHeHe the cards predicted the Adel win). The Turtle will notch up 300 smooches with Curly5 who was thrilled. Smith and Johnno also wanted smooches so they lined their lips with Curly's favourite chocolate lip liner.
Rob & Brad Murphy have just announced their engagement to Pauline Hansen and Tanya Blanco and are making lots of cupcakes with sprinkles on top, to celebrate the 100th page of this 3 word story part 2, leading the way in frivilous banter & nudity and hard core storylines.
Minson's musical talents are very very impressive, his favourite song is the minson thump u and quick step played on a gramophone. The instant coffee powder exploded inside his pants resulting in a Trouser Police bust. One lump or three asked Dr Bumsore the camel and would you like to explain why you didn't clean those droppings of the brontosaurus burger you ate with spare ribs.
Manchester United invited Johnno to play with their team because he has great goal kicking skills unlike that bloody ratbag, who can't kick straight if his foot's crooked. Johnno wanted Smithy to get the eggs out of the platypus so their plan was not worth mentioning to Rodney Eade. Suddenly, there was a ghostly apparition sight of a body just like a man of wisp who is high as a kite floating through the vortex of Keith.
Meanwhile, Cooney's hairdresser was dreaming up new ways to arrange Cooney's hair one option was to put it up with gel and butterfly clips, second option was grease off Telstra Dome which would cause John Travolta to get upset because he wanted a smooth look. Cooney didn't like the way that old Dave Bryden was eying him so he confronted the ghost of the one and only the great EJ Whitten.
Meanwhile, Streety's rap album was climbing the Gordon Street walls his rendition of Dancing Queen was better than Abba's love for Shaggy's footballing skills. Johnson was practising his comedy act with Schapelle Corby and Alexander Downer who thought they made hash cookies and beautiful music together but Downer's stockings made newspaper headlines breaking his suspenders, he rang Howard who was sympathetic about defective underwear and advised him to tighten his collar and hit Tredrea with a wet teacloth.
Gilbee's Darwin adventure taught him to open stubbies with Bogan4life, by using Aboriginal artifacts and various body parts to create a Manu Ginobili bobblehead that looked like a rugged CHF whose name was Schapelle Tredrea Corby who was shutdown by Harris. Schapelle sooked about having no make-up.
Cross, McMahon & Birss decided to open fire on Schapelle because she deserved open fire. "I'm guilty, guilty as hell and now Hahn was representing The queen's Counsel, the grand plan was to contact Schapelle's brother's dealer to ask for some more "evidence".
Meanwhile, West & Grant met the Queen in a urinal and shook her hand, they discussed the little yellow Astin Martin which had a broken taillight because Charles backed into a double decker bus where a terrorist was singing karaoke whilst high on the joy of very powerful drugs which, if shared with trained monkeys it created a funky syphilis induced pair of dwarfs.
Johnno's 250th game spawned horrid cliches in the form that Jade Rawlings used his amazing, and massive nose but still cant get a game. Meanwhile, Cooney's hairstyle became very popular but made Ben Kenobi reach for the rainbow. Amazingly, the rainbow was littered with dwarfs playing one-day cricket.
McMahon, Hargrave & Harris all shaved their sherrin's and then they decided to polish them with a stolen AFL field umpire's uniform. Meanwhile, Smorgo & Eade decided to endulge in an interesting game of two person twister when suddenly, something strange popped out from Eade's trousers.
Smorgo, the key position players and assistant coaches were aghast when we drafted Lance Picione instead of Lance Armstrong. Enraged, Cam and Scotty who thought they had Sir Lancelot Whitnall decided to use their powers to lance off that godawful boil stuck to Harris's backside. Meanwhile, Gilbee started laughing at a peculiar growth on Farren Ray's head, his hairstyle looked like a total mess, because Cooney switched bleaches.
Meanwhile, Kepler Wessels came to inspect the conditions at Telstra Dome, aghast he contacted Collins who told him that grass grows legally in SA, so he rolled to Uluru & back in a used bobsled. This required careful navigation because those friggen Daleks once again surfaced in the Pacific blocking the path of the Tijuana-Brass but Herb Alpert grabbed his trumpet and threw it at Big Will - bad career move!
Will grabbed his big fluffy teddybear once owned by Robert Menzies' dad it's market value went through the aqua coloured roof as Will stuffed his face with Brussel Sprout Pizza baked in Hahn's new pizza oven. He stopped chewing when Danny DeVito touched his old Kiss records, suddenly.....
Three Word Story Part 2 continuation.....
Cooney's karate class and Harris' piano were so valuable to their livelihood that they employed twenty rubber chickens to stand guard in case Dougie tried to jump over the bar to fight Nalbandian. Suddenly, a bright coloured panel van arrived, Dougie ran to hide because Marat Safin was about to strangle his barbie doll because of her abnormally large neck which was caused by overinflation and Ken's very large fat, knobbly hands and his famous chicken caserole dish. Hahn went sailing in his bathtub and everyone laughed because it sank.
Meanwhile, at Marrara big Will was hunting for crocodiles along the river but came across something very bizarre like Angelo Petraglia impersonating Liberace wearing a bulldog jock-strap covered in sequins that brightly sparkled like many diamonds.
Murphy and Bandy snuck off behind a barn door to take part in singing the club song, after a very wierd drink they staggered back to the henhouse where they plucked and plucked Harris's eyebrows then waxed his bikini and a Brazilian hairdresser named Peter provided him with the latest issue "The StKilda Whinger". This publication was very thick, like a certain AFL coach whose name smells like cat droppings.
Meanwhile, rumours of Wallace's plans to oust Richo for Sigrid Thornton were being spread by Uzbeckistan dwarfes all over Upper Volta aswell. Drastic moves were afoot to send Richo to a tiny uninhabited island in the South Pole where mutant yaks dance with crazy Hispanic type music.
Bulldogs' family day was interrupted by an unexpected guest whose name was John Howard, he joined in the pagan rituals of any voting - aged bisexual dwarfes who hi hoed all Marcos Pickens' game which was shabby. Meanwhile, Smorgo's generosity included sadistic torture to Marcus Picken.
Eade and Malthouse & Judas and Wallet held press conferences with celebate zombies after an embarrassing nude romp with comic book guy Richie Rich & Jughead who loves hamburgers and milkshakes. Suddenly, Archie, missing Jughead shaved his eyebrows and then decided to tattoo his left arm with a picture of Harro and Street guzzling strawberry thickshakes wearing only a great big smile. Streety, strategically tattooed a picture of a baboon's backside on to the forehead of Eddie Munster, it was the most incredible inking of Dubya I'd laid my tablecloth on.
Flooding, earthquakes, tornadoes & budgies smuggled in speedo's worn by elderly & sinister looking librarians made newspaper headlines in outer Mongolia where the natives strange fertility rites shocked the nation.
President Putin declared on 7/599, leaving Botswana to make alarm clocks invisible. The Kalahari Desert pitch glistened in the hot hot sun. Meanwhile, Rodney Adler and Terry Schiavo made news headlines.
"Geez its long, I've never seen something so ridiculously big", yelled Minson stepping back in a huge pile of stamp albums, too much licking accentuates the dampness and renders the little Tasmanian and 2 small dwarfs named Clyde.
Grant's 300th game was a showcase of surprisingly accurate tarot card readings. The cards predicted that the Doggies would win against those devious cows who are udderly e-mootionless droids, grasshopper. (HeHeHe the cards predicted the Adel win). The Turtle will notch up 300 smooches with Curly5 who was thrilled. Smith and Johnno also wanted smooches so they lined their lips with Curly's favourite chocolate lip liner.
Rob & Brad Murphy have just announced their engagement to Pauline Hansen and Tanya Blanco and are making lots of cupcakes with sprinkles on top, to celebrate the 100th page of this 3 word story part 2, leading the way in frivilous banter & nudity and hard core storylines.
Minson's musical talents are very very impressive, his favourite song is the minson thump u and quick step played on a gramophone. The instant coffee powder exploded inside his pants resulting in a Trouser Police bust. One lump or three asked Dr Bumsore the camel and would you like to explain why you didn't clean those droppings of the brontosaurus burger you ate with spare ribs.
Manchester United invited Johnno to play with their team because he has great goal kicking skills unlike that bloody ratbag, who can't kick straight if his foot's crooked. Johnno wanted Smithy to get the eggs out of the platypus so their plan was not worth mentioning to Rodney Eade. Suddenly, there was a ghostly apparition sight of a body just like a man of wisp who is high as a kite floating through the vortex of Keith.
Meanwhile, Cooney's hairdresser was dreaming up new ways to arrange Cooney's hair one option was to put it up with gel and butterfly clips, second option was grease off Telstra Dome which would cause John Travolta to get upset because he wanted a smooth look. Cooney didn't like the way that old Dave Bryden was eying him so he confronted the ghost of the one and only the great EJ Whitten.
Meanwhile, Streety's rap album was climbing the Gordon Street walls his rendition of Dancing Queen was better than Abba's love for Shaggy's footballing skills. Johnson was practising his comedy act with Schapelle Corby and Alexander Downer who thought they made hash cookies and beautiful music together but Downer's stockings made newspaper headlines breaking his suspenders, he rang Howard who was sympathetic about defective underwear and advised him to tighten his collar and hit Tredrea with a wet teacloth.
Gilbee's Darwin adventure taught him to open stubbies with Bogan4life, by using Aboriginal artifacts and various body parts to create a Manu Ginobili bobblehead that looked like a rugged CHF whose name was Schapelle Tredrea Corby who was shutdown by Harris. Schapelle sooked about having no make-up.
Cross, McMahon & Birss decided to open fire on Schapelle because she deserved open fire. "I'm guilty, guilty as hell and now Hahn was representing The queen's Counsel, the grand plan was to contact Schapelle's brother's dealer to ask for some more "evidence".
Meanwhile, West & Grant met the Queen in a urinal and shook her hand, they discussed the little yellow Astin Martin which had a broken taillight because Charles backed into a double decker bus where a terrorist was singing karaoke whilst high on the joy of very powerful drugs which, if shared with trained monkeys it created a funky syphilis induced pair of dwarfs.
Johnno's 250th game spawned horrid cliches in the form that Jade Rawlings used his amazing, and massive nose but still cant get a game. Meanwhile, Cooney's hairstyle became very popular but made Ben Kenobi reach for the rainbow. Amazingly, the rainbow was littered with dwarfs playing one-day cricket.
McMahon, Hargrave & Harris all shaved their sherrin's and then they decided to polish them with a stolen AFL field umpire's uniform. Meanwhile, Smorgo & Eade decided to endulge in an interesting game of two person twister when suddenly, something strange popped out from Eade's trousers.
Smorgo, the key position players and assistant coaches were aghast when we drafted Lance Picione instead of Lance Armstrong. Enraged, Cam and Scotty who thought they had Sir Lancelot Whitnall decided to use their powers to lance off that godawful boil stuck to Harris's backside. Meanwhile, Gilbee started laughing at a peculiar growth on Farren Ray's head, his hairstyle looked like a total mess, because Cooney switched bleaches.
Meanwhile, Kepler Wessels came to inspect the conditions at Telstra Dome, aghast he contacted Collins who told him that grass grows legally in SA, so he rolled to Uluru & back in a used bobsled. This required careful navigation because those friggen Daleks once again surfaced in the Pacific blocking the path of the Tijuana-Brass but Herb Alpert grabbed his trumpet and threw it at Big Will - bad career move!
Will grabbed his big fluffy teddybear once owned by Robert Menzies' dad it's market value went through the aqua coloured roof as Will stuffed his face with Brussel Sprout Pizza baked in Hahn's new pizza oven. He stopped chewing when Danny DeVito touched his old Kiss records, suddenly.....
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Three Word Story Part 2 continuation.....
Cooney's karate class and Harris' piano were so valuable to their livelihood that they employed twenty rubber chickens to stand guard in case Dougie tried to jump over the bar to fight Nalbandian. Suddenly, a bright coloured panel van arrived, Dougie ran to hide because Marat Safin was about to strangle his barbie doll because of her abnormally large neck which was caused by overinflation and Ken's very large fat, knobbly hands and his famous chicken caserole dish. Hahn went sailing in his bathtub and everyone laughed because it sank.
Meanwhile, at Marrara big Will was hunting for crocodiles along the river but came across something very bizarre like Angelo Petraglia impersonating Liberace wearing a bulldog jock-strap covered in sequins that brightly sparkled like many diamonds.
Murphy and Bandy snuck off behind a barn door to take part in singing the club song, after a very wierd drink they staggered back to the henhouse where they plucked and plucked Harris's eyebrows then waxed his bikini and a Brazilian hairdresser named Peter provided him with the latest issue "The StKilda Whinger". This publication was very thick, like a certain AFL coach whose name smells like cat droppings.
Meanwhile, rumours of Wallace's plans to oust Richo for Sigrid Thornton were being spread by Uzbeckistan dwarfes all over Upper Volta aswell. Drastic moves were afoot to send Richo to a tiny uninhabited island in the South Pole where mutant yaks dance with crazy Hispanic type music.
Bulldogs' family day was interrupted by an unexpected guest whose name was John Howard, he joined in the pagan rituals of any voting - aged bisexual dwarfes who hi hoed all Marcos Pickens' game which was shabby. Meanwhile, Smorgo's generosity included sadistic torture to Marcus Picken.
Eade and Malthouse & Judas and Wallet held press conferences with celebate zombies after an embarrassing nude romp with comic book guy Richie Rich & Jughead who loves hamburgers and milkshakes. Suddenly, Archie, missing Jughead shaved his eyebrows and then decided to tattoo his left arm with a picture of Harro and Street guzzling strawberry thickshakes wearing only a great big smile. Streety, strategically tattooed a picture of a baboon's backside on to the forehead of Eddie Munster, it was the most incredible inking of Dubya I'd laid my tablecloth on.
Flooding, earthquakes, tornadoes & budgies smuggled in speedo's worn by elderly & sinister looking librarians made newspaper headlines in outer Mongolia where the natives strange fertility rites shocked the nation.
President Putin declared on 7/599, leaving Botswana to make alarm clocks invisible. The Kalahari Desert pitch glistened in the hot hot sun. Meanwhile, Rodney Adler and Terry Schiavo made news headlines.
"Geez its long, I've never seen something so ridiculously big", yelled Minson stepping back in a huge pile of stamp albums, too much licking accentuates the dampness and renders the little Tasmanian and 2 small dwarfs named Clyde.
Grant's 300th game was a showcase of surprisingly accurate tarot card readings. The cards predicted that the Doggies would win against those devious cows who are udderly e-mootionless droids, grasshopper. (HeHeHe the cards predicted the Adel win). The Turtle will notch up 300 smooches with Curly5 who was thrilled. Smith and Johnno also wanted smooches so they lined their lips with Curly's favourite chocolate lip liner.
Rob & Brad Murphy have just announced their engagement to Pauline Hansen and Tanya Blanco and are making lots of cupcakes with sprinkles on top, to celebrate the 100th page of this 3 word story part 2, leading the way in frivilous banter & nudity and hard core storylines.
Minson's musical talents are very very impressive, his favourite song is the minson thump u and quick step played on a gramophone. The instant coffee powder exploded inside his pants resulting in a Trouser Police bust. One lump or three asked Dr Bumsore the camel and would you like to explain why you didn't clean those droppings of the brontosaurus burger you ate with spare ribs.
Manchester United invited Johnno to play with their team because he has great goal kicking skills unlike that bloody ratbag, who can't kick straight if his foot's crooked. Johnno wanted Smithy to get the eggs out of the platypus so their plan was not worth mentioning to Rodney Eade. Suddenly, there was a ghostly apparition sight of a body just like a man of wisp who is high as a kite floating through the vortex of Keith.
Meanwhile, Cooney's hairdresser was dreaming up new ways to arrange Cooney's hair one option was to put it up with gel and butterfly clips, second option was grease off Telstra Dome which would cause John Travolta to get upset because he wanted a smooth look. Cooney didn't like the way that old Dave Bryden was eying him so he confronted the ghost of the one and only the great EJ Whitten.
Meanwhile, Streety's rap album was climbing the Gordon Street walls his rendition of Dancing Queen was better than Abba's love for Shaggy's footballing skills. Johnson was practising his comedy act with Schapelle Corby and Alexander Downer who thought they made hash cookies and beautiful music together but Downer's stockings made newspaper headlines breaking his suspenders, he rang Howard who was sympathetic about defective underwear and advised him to tighten his collar and hit Tredrea with a wet teacloth.
Gilbee's Darwin adventure taught him to open stubbies with Bogan4life, by using Aboriginal artifacts and various body parts to create a Manu Ginobili bobblehead that looked like a rugged CHF whose name was Schapelle Tredrea Corby who was shutdown by Harris. Schapelle sooked about having no make-up.
Cross, McMahon & Birss decided to open fire on Schapelle because she deserved open fire. "I'm guilty, guilty as hell and now Hahn was representing The queen's Counsel, the grand plan was to contact Schapelle's brother's dealer to ask for some more "evidence".
Meanwhile, West & Grant met the Queen in a urinal and shook her hand, they discussed the little yellow Astin Martin which had a broken taillight because Charles backed into a double decker bus where a terrorist was singing karaoke whilst high on the joy of very powerful drugs which, if shared with trained monkeys it created a funky syphilis induced pair of dwarfs.
Johnno's 250th game spawned horrid cliches in the form that Jade Rawlings used his amazing, and massive nose but still cant get a game. Meanwhile, Cooney's hairstyle became very popular but made Ben Kenobi reach for the rainbow. Amazingly, the rainbow was littered with dwarfs playing one-day cricket.
McMahon, Hargrave & Harris all shaved their sherrin's and then they decided to polish them with a stolen AFL field umpire's uniform. Meanwhile, Smorgo & Eade decided to endulge in an interesting game of two person twister when suddenly, something strange popped out from Eade's trousers.
Smorgo, the key position players and assistant coaches were aghast when we drafted Lance Picione instead of Lance Armstrong. Enraged, Cam and Scotty who thought they had Sir Lancelot Whitnall decided to use their powers to lance off that godawful boil stuck to Harris's backside. Meanwhile, Gilbee started laughing at a peculiar growth on Farren Ray's head, his hairstyle looked like a total mess, because Cooney switched bleaches.
Meanwhile, Kepler Wessels came to inspect the conditions at Telstra Dome, aghast he contacted Collins who told him that grass grows legally in SA, so he rolled to Uluru & back in a used bobsled. This required careful navigation because those friggen Daleks once again surfaced in the Pacific blocking the path of the Tijuana-Brass but Herb Alpert grabbed his trumpet and threw it at Big Will - bad career move!
Will grabbed his big fluffy teddybear once owned by Robert Menzies' dad it's market value went through the aqua coloured roof as Will stuffed his face with Brussel Sprout Pizza baked in Hahn's new pizza oven. He stopped chewing when Danny DeVito touched his old Kiss records, suddenly Gene Simmons appeared tongue hanging out this shocked Big Will, whose painted face become covered with a picture of Salvador Dali's moustache. While this happened, my tromboner whose name was Helmut Von Schofferhoffer & his all-jellyfish orchestra performed with Minson's all-dwarf string quartet who couldn't reach peak performance because their preseason fiddling this obstructed Matthew Robbins' quest for fame.
Smithy, Johnno & West......
Three Word Story Part 2 continuation.....
Cooney's karate class and Harris' piano were so valuable to their livelihood that they employed twenty rubber chickens to stand guard in case Dougie tried to jump over the bar to fight Nalbandian. Suddenly, a bright coloured panel van arrived, Dougie ran to hide because Marat Safin was about to strangle his barbie doll because of her abnormally large neck which was caused by overinflation and Ken's very large fat, knobbly hands and his famous chicken caserole dish. Hahn went sailing in his bathtub and everyone laughed because it sank.
Meanwhile, at Marrara big Will was hunting for crocodiles along the river but came across something very bizarre like Angelo Petraglia impersonating Liberace wearing a bulldog jock-strap covered in sequins that brightly sparkled like many diamonds.
Murphy and Bandy snuck off behind a barn door to take part in singing the club song, after a very wierd drink they staggered back to the henhouse where they plucked and plucked Harris's eyebrows then waxed his bikini and a Brazilian hairdresser named Peter provided him with the latest issue "The StKilda Whinger". This publication was very thick, like a certain AFL coach whose name smells like cat droppings.
Meanwhile, rumours of Wallace's plans to oust Richo for Sigrid Thornton were being spread by Uzbeckistan dwarfes all over Upper Volta aswell. Drastic moves were afoot to send Richo to a tiny uninhabited island in the South Pole where mutant yaks dance with crazy Hispanic type music.
Bulldogs' family day was interrupted by an unexpected guest whose name was John Howard, he joined in the pagan rituals of any voting - aged bisexual dwarfes who hi hoed all Marcos Pickens' game which was shabby. Meanwhile, Smorgo's generosity included sadistic torture to Marcus Picken.
Eade and Malthouse & Judas and Wallet held press conferences with celebate zombies after an embarrassing nude romp with comic book guy Richie Rich & Jughead who loves hamburgers and milkshakes. Suddenly, Archie, missing Jughead shaved his eyebrows and then decided to tattoo his left arm with a picture of Harro and Street guzzling strawberry thickshakes wearing only a great big smile. Streety, strategically tattooed a picture of a baboon's backside on to the forehead of Eddie Munster, it was the most incredible inking of Dubya I'd laid my tablecloth on.
Flooding, earthquakes, tornadoes & budgies smuggled in speedo's worn by elderly & sinister looking librarians made newspaper headlines in outer Mongolia where the natives strange fertility rites shocked the nation.
President Putin declared on 7/599, leaving Botswana to make alarm clocks invisible. The Kalahari Desert pitch glistened in the hot hot sun. Meanwhile, Rodney Adler and Terry Schiavo made news headlines.
"Geez its long, I've never seen something so ridiculously big", yelled Minson stepping back in a huge pile of stamp albums, too much licking accentuates the dampness and renders the little Tasmanian and 2 small dwarfs named Clyde.
Grant's 300th game was a showcase of surprisingly accurate tarot card readings. The cards predicted that the Doggies would win against those devious cows who are udderly e-mootionless droids, grasshopper. (HeHeHe the cards predicted the Adel win). The Turtle will notch up 300 smooches with Curly5 who was thrilled. Smith and Johnno also wanted smooches so they lined their lips with Curly's favourite chocolate lip liner.
Rob & Brad Murphy have just announced their engagement to Pauline Hansen and Tanya Blanco and are making lots of cupcakes with sprinkles on top, to celebrate the 100th page of this 3 word story part 2, leading the way in frivilous banter & nudity and hard core storylines.
Minson's musical talents are very very impressive, his favourite song is the minson thump u and quick step played on a gramophone. The instant coffee powder exploded inside his pants resulting in a Trouser Police bust. One lump or three asked Dr Bumsore the camel and would you like to explain why you didn't clean those droppings of the brontosaurus burger you ate with spare ribs.
Manchester United invited Johnno to play with their team because he has great goal kicking skills unlike that bloody ratbag, who can't kick straight if his foot's crooked. Johnno wanted Smithy to get the eggs out of the platypus so their plan was not worth mentioning to Rodney Eade. Suddenly, there was a ghostly apparition sight of a body just like a man of wisp who is high as a kite floating through the vortex of Keith.
Meanwhile, Cooney's hairdresser was dreaming up new ways to arrange Cooney's hair one option was to put it up with gel and butterfly clips, second option was grease off Telstra Dome which would cause John Travolta to get upset because he wanted a smooth look. Cooney didn't like the way that old Dave Bryden was eying him so he confronted the ghost of the one and only the great EJ Whitten.
Meanwhile, Streety's rap album was climbing the Gordon Street walls his rendition of Dancing Queen was better than Abba's love for Shaggy's footballing skills. Johnson was practising his comedy act with Schapelle Corby and Alexander Downer who thought they made hash cookies and beautiful music together but Downer's stockings made newspaper headlines breaking his suspenders, he rang Howard who was sympathetic about defective underwear and advised him to tighten his collar and hit Tredrea with a wet teacloth.
Gilbee's Darwin adventure taught him to open stubbies with Bogan4life, by using Aboriginal artifacts and various body parts to create a Manu Ginobili bobblehead that looked like a rugged CHF whose name was Schapelle Tredrea Corby who was shutdown by Harris. Schapelle sooked about having no make-up.
Cross, McMahon & Birss decided to open fire on Schapelle because she deserved open fire. "I'm guilty, guilty as hell and now Hahn was representing The queen's Counsel, the grand plan was to contact Schapelle's brother's dealer to ask for some more "evidence".
Meanwhile, West & Grant met the Queen in a urinal and shook her hand, they discussed the little yellow Astin Martin which had a broken taillight because Charles backed into a double decker bus where a terrorist was singing karaoke whilst high on the joy of very powerful drugs which, if shared with trained monkeys it created a funky syphilis induced pair of dwarfs.
Johnno's 250th game spawned horrid cliches in the form that Jade Rawlings used his amazing, and massive nose but still cant get a game. Meanwhile, Cooney's hairstyle became very popular but made Ben Kenobi reach for the rainbow. Amazingly, the rainbow was littered with dwarfs playing one-day cricket.
McMahon, Hargrave & Harris all shaved their sherrin's and then they decided to polish them with a stolen AFL field umpire's uniform. Meanwhile, Smorgo & Eade decided to endulge in an interesting game of two person twister when suddenly, something strange popped out from Eade's trousers.
Smorgo, the key position players and assistant coaches were aghast when we drafted Lance Picione instead of Lance Armstrong. Enraged, Cam and Scotty who thought they had Sir Lancelot Whitnall decided to use their powers to lance off that godawful boil stuck to Harris's backside. Meanwhile, Gilbee started laughing at a peculiar growth on Farren Ray's head, his hairstyle looked like a total mess, because Cooney switched bleaches.
Meanwhile, Kepler Wessels came to inspect the conditions at Telstra Dome, aghast he contacted Collins who told him that grass grows legally in SA, so he rolled to Uluru & back in a used bobsled. This required careful navigation because those friggen Daleks once again surfaced in the Pacific blocking the path of the Tijuana-Brass but Herb Alpert grabbed his trumpet and threw it at Big Will - bad career move!
Will grabbed his big fluffy teddybear once owned by Robert Menzies' dad it's market value went through the aqua coloured roof as Will stuffed his face with Brussel Sprout Pizza baked in Hahn's new pizza oven. He stopped chewing when Danny DeVito touched his old Kiss records, suddenly Gene Simmons appeared tongue hanging out this shocked Big Will, whose painted face become covered with a picture of Salvador Dali's moustache. While this happened, my tromboner whose name was Helmut Von Schofferhoffer & his all-jellyfish orchestra performed with Minson's all-dwarf string quartet who couldn't reach peak performance because their preseason fiddling this obstructed Matthew Robbins' quest for fame.
Smithy, Johnno & West......
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Johnny Howard. Meanwhile.....
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