Computers & Internet Tinder Part Deux

[Ligma]

Do any of you smooth operators have advice on wooing your matches? Managed to finally get some winky time in this instance, however I wish to spread my seeds farther and wider

 

[HirdyLannister]

I use to fear that we will destroy the world but reading that exchange it gives me great comfort that the younger generation will destroy themselves.

 

[Billy ray]

Do any of you smooth operators have advice on wooing your matches? Managed to finally get some winky time in this instance, however I wish to spread my seeds farther and wider

 

[mr bagcroft]

Do any of you smooth operators have advice on wooing your matches? Managed to finally get some winky time in this instance, however I wish to spread my seeds farther and wider

lol. Spread your "seed", not your "seeds", unless your prancing around flicking rose bush seeds around your back yard in a slightly gay but non offensive skipping fashion.

 

[peasantbruh69]

I use to fear that we will destroy the world but reading that exchange it gives me great comfort that the younger generation will destroy themselves.

The saddest thing is that I am not even young

 

[royboy2]

Do any of you smooth operators have advice on wooing your matches? Managed to finally get some winky time in this instance, however I wish to spread my seeds farther and wider

Matched a few weeks ago with someone whose bio said "use your worst pick up line"
went with "I'm jealous of your heart, because its pounding inside you and I'm not"
got "well come change that" and a number

Somedays its easy, usually that line would get an instant unmatch

 

[mr bagcroft]

Matched a few weeks ago with someone whose bio said "use your worst pick up line"
went with "I'm jealous of your heart, because its pounding inside you and I'm not"
got "well come change that" and a number

Somedays its easy, usually that line would get an instant unmatch

Hey cocko, you cant blue ball us like that ! No way sunshine.
Finish the story.....
We are all waiting...

 

[royboy2]

Hey cocko, you cant blue ball us like that ! No way sunshine.
Finish the story.....
We are all waiting...

I rang, she's about 10 years younger than me so I'm not expecting much. Here for work, at a hotel (I'm near the airport) and fly's out in the morning, so I figure why not.. ended up leaving around 4am

She says she will let me know when she's in town next and I haven't heard from her since (and probably never will)

 

[Richard Cranium]

I rang, she's about 10 years younger than me so I'm not expecting much. Here for work, at a hotel (I'm near the airport) and fly's out in the morning, so I figure why not.. ended up leaving around 4am

She says she will let me know when she's in town next and I haven't heard from her since (and probably never will)

Please tell me you're at least 28?

 

[royboy2]

Please tell me you're at least 28?

You can put 10 on that

 

[perthblue]

Do any of you smooth operators have advice on wooing your matches? Managed to finally get some winky time in this instance, however I wish to spread my seeds farther and wider

This whole exchange, calling it ‘winky time’, spread your ‘seeds’…this must be a troll.

If it isn’t a troll then my only advice is to delete tinder and become a Buddhist monk.

 

[Jack Richards]

Do any of you smooth operators have advice on wooing your matches? Managed to finally get some winky time in this instance, however I wish to spread my seeds farther and wider

What in tarnation did I just read?

Winky? Mumsy?

 

[PT Bar None]

It was mid morning

I had a lady take a mid afternoon break at work to come round and do sex with me at my apartment. And that was after only one date. We had been doing some hot sexting.

I shamefully pretty much ghosted her after that because she smelled funny.

I’m in my forties btw. Ladies in their 40s don’t mess around. They know what they want.

Is this a Big Mouth reference?

"I wanna do sex on a lady..."

 

[Perth gal]

Well there’s 5 minutes I won’t get back.

 

[GreyCrow]

Well there’s 5 minutes I won’t get back.

Not the first time I've heard that on a date

 

[bok_party]

Is this the way these days where people take three days to reply to messages?

 

[Perth gal]

Have they been on the site in the last three days ?

 

[bok_party]

Have they been on the site in the last three days ?

Sorry meant through texting.

 

[faible]

Is this the way these days where people take three days to reply to messages?

Unless there's some kind of valid emergency or they've been away camping without reception, more likely it's just them playing games / being rude / having other options.

All of which shout - move on.

 

[bok_party]

Unless there's some kind of valid emergency or they've been away camping without reception, more likely it's just them playing games / being rude / having other options.

All of which shout - move on.

They respond with a paragraph of text. They just take forever to respond. I don’t actually care I just find it funny.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Is this a Big Mouth reference?

"I wanna do sex on a lady..."

Better than nigh on ****ng everything I hear from "serious" musicans on the radio today.

 

[11kgm]

Tinder premium cost 150 bucks last year 300 this year

**** that app

 

[PT Bar None]

I think you can buy an hour from places for about $300, if you're not getting ROI from TP...

 

[RubyLovesTheDees]

I'm a 4 at best, I can only imagine what it's like for pretty girls.

I'm developing a dating app, with no paywalls or ads, all features will be free. Giving love back to the people.

 

[11kgm]

I think you can buy an hour from places for about $300, if you're not getting ROI from TP...

I said the same thing to a mate

Give it's 5 years without sex in August yeah knock shop it is