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Cody_ is like 15 years old, dunno why you'd be on tinder at that age anyway
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- Aug 25, 2014
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I only have it for fun, no intention of actually dating anyone on it.
It goes as low as 13 which is fckn ridiculous.
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Deb ball dress.
Debutant.
Can't be arsed getting a screenshot up but this was my tinder game on Christmas Eve
Me: "Now that it's so close to Christmas Day I feel I should probably warn you that a fat man in a red suit with a long white beard may try and take you before midnight. Don't freak out, I just told Santa what I want for Christmas."
Firstly, that line goes off like a house on fire, very good for Christmas. Save it for next year and one of my nibbles went like this...
Emily: "He doesn't have long then, besides you'd have to take me home by midday because I have work"
Me: "Sounds like most of my presents... I use them for 12 hours and then forget about them for 3 months"
For some reason she's still talking to me. Signs are good lads and ladettes.
Me: "Now that it's so close to Christmas Day I feel I should probably warn you that a fat man in a red suit with a long white beard may try and take you before midnight. Don't freak out, I just told Santa what I want for Christmas."
Firstly, that line goes off like a house on fire, very good for Christmas. Save it for next year and one of my nibbles went like this...
Emily: "He doesn't have long then, besides you'd have to take me home by midday because I have work"
Me: "Sounds like most of my presents... I use them for 12 hours and then forget about them for 3 months"
For some reason she's still talking to me. Signs are good lads and ladettes.
Get a roomI'm so happy you're back
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Yeah but 17 year old me LOVED it!
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What's the etiquette of a girl talking first? Does it look desperate?
JoseMourinho
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Let the guy talk first, it helps you see whether or not he is worth your time. 
A Debutante (it's a French word) is someone who is doing something 'for the first time'. There are several fillums about debutantes you may want to check out courtesy of your local school and/or library DVD section.
- Jun 22, 2014
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I used to always start with the old favorite "would you hold my pint while I go for a shit". To my disbelief not one girl who I sent that to replied.
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