Peter Hitchener has presented thousands of stories about the federal government. Could I give a rat's arse about his thoughts on the govt's income tax policies?
No.
Livinia Nixon has presented thousands of weather forecasts. Could I give a rat's arse about her thoughts on climate change?
No.
Chompers has presented thousands of stories about AFL. I couldn't give a macadamia-sized stool from a dementia riddled nursing home patient who eats nothing but bananas and Smith's chips about his thoughts on the game.
Like the others he is an autocue reader. That's all. And from briefly hearing him fill in for Mitchell on 3AW over Xmas he is the dreariest conservative flog ever to stalk the streets of Balwyn. I could count the interesting things this bloke has said on the foreskins of my circumsized knob.
No.
Livinia Nixon has presented thousands of weather forecasts. Could I give a rat's arse about her thoughts on climate change?
No.
Chompers has presented thousands of stories about AFL. I couldn't give a macadamia-sized stool from a dementia riddled nursing home patient who eats nothing but bananas and Smith's chips about his thoughts on the game.
Like the others he is an autocue reader. That's all. And from briefly hearing him fill in for Mitchell on 3AW over Xmas he is the dreariest conservative flog ever to stalk the streets of Balwyn. I could count the interesting things this bloke has said on the foreskins of my circumsized knob.