Training Training Thread 2023

[AnEmptyChair]

if anything, 'itks' need to be persecuted more

 

[buttox]

If I was Aaron Hall, I'd mention Stuart Dew.

Look thinking about it logically he thought he was going to retire. He could have shut up shop and hit the pies. But for an elite athlete to develop a gut over 3 months off says to me he has done nothing in the offseason. That's pretty bad for a senior leader.

 

[Themanbun]

So now your statement is not to be taken as using the words that you actually used but as something that you inferred in some sort of telepathic method. Your inane comments posted on a public message board for football nuffies might henceforth be used as a matter of intellectual debate by the legal fraternity being of such import. Thank god for the ignore button.

Lmao see ya bro

 

[Kangaroos techno]

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A picture says 1000 words.

Thank you. I was hunting for that. I knew it wasn't unfounded. Easily 5+ kgs put on in the off season. The shirts aren't too flattering and if you've got any fat around the midsection you'll be found out. I'm speaking from experience because i wear mine walking into the wind whenever possible so I can show off my abs.

 

[Kangaroos techno]

if anything, 'itks' need to be persecuted more

I don't think so. You complain enough about it. So much so I think you're 5 people sometimes.

 

[justroyal]

I might be the minority here but Hall still looks pretty lean in that photo..

 

[buttox]

Thank you. I was hunting for that. I knew it wasn't unfounded. Easily 5+ kgs put on in the off season. The shirts aren't too flattering and if you've got any fat around the midsection you'll be found out. I'm speaking from experience because i wear mine walking into the wind whenever possible so I can show off my abs.

Gold!

 

[buttox]

Thank you. I was hunting for that. I knew it wasn't unfounded. Easily 5+ kgs put on in the off season. The shirts aren't too flattering and if you've got any fat around the midsection you'll be found out. I'm speaking from experience because i wear mine walking into the wind whenever possible so I can show off my abs.

The poster wrote Hall has been on the oats.
2 weeks before any ITK outrage.
No complaints about that original post I noticed.

 

[Agenda 21]

Look thinking about it logically he thought he was going to retire. He could have shut up shop and hit the pies. But for an elite athlete to develop a gut over 3 months off says to me he has done nothing in the offseason. That's pretty bad for a senior leader.

Just play along with the story, will you?

It's sexier. It shows a lot of guts and determination.

 

[AnEmptyChair]

I don't think so. You complain enough about it. So much so I think you're 5 people sometimes.

thanks gg. thats what i aspire to be

 

[Fart Cummings]

come to check the training report

 

[buttox]

come to check the training report

Hall got fat.
Tt got his foot run over in a very scary forest.
Drury has giant hands and red hair.
Clarko has been redecorating.
Everyone else looks great and primed for the best footy they have played for us.
Top 4 here we come!

 

[Themanbun]

I might be the minority here but Hall still looks pretty lean in that photo..

Bro he doesn't look discernibly different to other pre season or in season pics. Not saying it's impossible, but it's a t-shirt, can't really tell much.

This was him last year and his legs don't look much different at all:

 

[AnEmptyChair]

just as an aside to be clear, i have no issue with setting standards and if this actually happened then so be it

what i think is bullshit though is people acting like they're handling nuclear ****ing launch codes while swinging their itk dicks around and encouraging people to pile on players/staff (depending on the content of any given itk) of the club they're supposed to support based on info that is likely, at best, third hand

all it does it encourage super toxic behaviour from people who lack the mental acuity to take anything with a grain of salt, all based on shit that may or may not be true

edit: i have no doubt that there are some people who are privvy to some things, even if they lack all the info & context, but i find it super weird and selfish that they're willing to compromise people's jobs and livelihoods, which would clearly happen if people at the club found out it was being passed on, just to score imaginary clout on here

 

[shinboner magic]

Thank you. I was hunting for that. I knew it wasn't unfounded. Easily 5+ kgs put on in the off season. The shirts aren't too flattering and if you've got any fat around the midsection you'll be found out. I'm speaking from experience because i wear mine walking into the wind whenever possible so I can show off my abs.

Bloody amateur hour -if hall had any brains he’d be standing next to Monky

 

[Sphynx]

If you think being asked if a source is quality and first hand is 'persecution' then you don't know s**t.

Sure am. People here have straight up spread bullshit about blokes so yes, I want someone to put their *in hand on their heart and say it's a trustworthy first hand source before they say a bloke doesn't care enough about his job to maintain a basic level of fitness. Ya brothers mates dogs friend might be good enough for stuff like potential trade targets, but it isn't good enough for me to say this kind of stuff about people.

if anything, 'itks' need to be persecuted more

Before you start hanging shit on other posters, might I suggesting getting down to training once?

You don’t need to be “ITK” to see which players are fit and which aren’t.

I mean, even the tin foil hat brigade will understand if you are getting lapped multiple times you probably aren’t in elite shape..

You can use your own eyes.

 

[AnEmptyChair]

Before you start hanging s**t on other posters, might I suggesting getting down to training once?

You don’t need to be “ITK” to see which players are fit and which aren’t.

I mean, even the tin foil hat brigade will understand if you are getting lapped multiple times you probably aren’t in elite shape..

You can use your own eyes.

sorry i have a job i guess

 

[Sphynx]

sorry i have a job i guess

So do I….

 

[AnEmptyChair]

So do I….

and its cool that it allows you to get down to training

mine doesnt

 

[Themanbun]

sorry i have a job i guess

This, lol.

 

[Sphynx]

and its cool that it allows you to get down to training

mine doesnt

Right then, given you probably don’t know what the you are talking about then, best not to tee off like a complete w***er at people that might then?

This, lol.

Whilst we are being condescending w***ers, I can do what the hell I want because of the seniority of my position. Not because I’m unemployed.

You might get there one day.

 

[Lomas]

and its cool that it allows you to get down to training

mine doesnt

Embrace the post Covid flexibility, for the good of us all

 

[Themanbun]

Before you start hanging s**t on other posters, might I suggesting getting down to training once?

You don’t need to be “ITK” to see which players are fit and which aren’t.

I mean, even the tin foil hat brigade will understand if you are getting lapped multiple times you probably aren’t in elite shape..

You can use your own eyes.

I asked if it actually happened, and if the source was trustworthy and first hand. That then sent off a whole bunch of weird screeching about being persecuted for repeating things they hear.

If someone posted "I went down to training, X player isn't looking in good shape, was only running laps and got lapped multiple times" I legit would not have questioned it. But something more serious was posted so I asked if (1) it happened, because the original poster of it started off by asking if anyone knew of it happening; and (2) asked if the source was first hand and trustworthy. I then got quoted by people who took exception to that, which went to a tangent that essentially amounted to me saying hey, if you're spreading rumours that reflect poorly on someone I'd like you to stand by your source before I believe it, because I've seen 'itk' shit spread on here that I know for a fact is bullshit. But I even said I'd believe the guy if he was certain of his source.

How on earth has that got up so many people's goats?

 

[shinboner magic]

Can someone please post the queens counsel of the nmfc bigfooty board that we have to get any ITK info to get verified

Thanks in advance

 

[Agenda 21]

Chill out, everyone. F**king December and we're arguing, amongst ourselves.

What is there to argue about, footy wise?

F**K all.

Enjoy the new and old draftees, the lack of injuries (touch wood), and the new head honcho.

I've had enough heartache over the last 2 years. I love you all.