Turns out the entire Fremantle team has been banned - Will the Bay fill in to help em out?

[JoseMourinho]

According to an insider from the AFL, the Fremantle Football club's staff and many of its players have been banned from participating for the current season. The insider mentions that Fremantle have misled the AFL into believing that 22 players have been selected to play.

The definition of "player" in the AFL Rulebook Version 7.14434 states that all players must be human in order to be picked. It was discovered that the entire list other than Michael Walters and Nathan Fyfe were all potatoes dressed up in Human outfits. Investigators were shocked when Matt Tabener and Chris Mayne turned into a bunch of potatoes infront of their own eyes.

Ross Lyon and his coaching staff have been banned for life from the AFL.

Gillon cannot let Fremantle collapse midway through the season otherwise the Fremantle Fans will migrate to Rugby Union which could spell the end of AFL in WA. Gillon has decided to go to the only place where Fremantle can be saved by..... "The Bay".

Fortunately, two of the known bay members have already put their hand up with Morganashlee dying her hair, purple to show her dedication. Due to having a big watch for the shot clock and being tall, she is naturally a KPF and is at full forward. (better kick than Travy and does not need to have a nightlight)

A well-known EPL coach and Bay 13 Poster has put up their hand to coach them, Mr Jose Mourinho. He decided to tell Manchester Utd to GAGF and joined up with a lucrative contract with Fremantle.

So flogs and flogettes, we need the bay's help to fill in for Fremantle and get them out of this 0-5 hoie that Ross Lyon and Tony Galati (oh yeah, he is like Stephen Dank in this because he supplied the potatoes) got Fremantle into.

You simply need to state your position and 50 words or less on why you would be an asset to the team.


Fremantle's New starting 22
FB - Retired Jimmy (pulling off a Brett Favre and coming out of retirement )
HB
"sharing is caring" C - Allikat, Fyfe, Bosk (wants to be close to fyfe, NTTAWTT)
HF - Walters, "Special" Ed
FF - Morgs, Cookie
Ruck/Follower - Tippett2Goal, Smeg Head, FlashmanVC
Interchange -

Club President -
Head Coach - Jose Mourinho
Assistant Coach/Club Songwriter - Plugger35
Forwards Coach -
Midfield Coach -
Defence Coach -
Media Manager - Hamish McLachlan (was forced onto Fremantle)
Club Welcher - DaVillaBlues

 

[Defacto]

i'll take the club pres role, because to be frank jose, you're ****ing useless... so my first act would be to sack you and bring in Plugger35

 

[JoseMourinho]

i'll take the club pres role, because to be frank jose, you're ******* useless... so my first act would be to sack you and bring in Plugger35

Mate, I'm Jose not Ross. Your application is being considered though.

 

[mike123]

Can't believe the AFL haven't caught on to Toovey and Frost. The sooner they're discovered to be bags of potatoes the better.

 

[Morganashlee]

I quit

 

[Ray Finkle7]

I am prepared to take on the club president role. I am an experienced wanchor, and probably to know more about Docking - and what it takes to be a Docker, than anyone.
Apart from Nat of course

 

[JoseMourinho]

I quit

You can't quit.

I am prepared to take on the club president role. I am an experienced wanchor, and probably to know more about Docking - and what it takes to be a Docker, than anyone.
Apart from Nat of course

You have a better application than Defacto.

 

[Bayer_]

Far cough Jose.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Tig Tiger for team bus driver.

 

[Plugger35]

Meltdown tag pls mods



Purple Tears Purple Tears

 

[JoseMourinho]

Far cough Jose.

We can put you as a stephen baker tagger role since you're meant to mash the other team's star players buttons.......

 

[JoseMourinho]

Meltdown tag pls mods



Purple Tears Purple Tears

Mate, can you stop melting in my thread since you will be an assistant coach. Morally, you're the real coach.

 

[WA ROO]

Defence Coach
After a few lessons from the new tackling coach


New attitude coach



The backline will be ready

 

[Kabanna]

I'm surprised you wouldn't take a wooden spoon as a prize for participation, considering how empty your trophy cabinet is

 

[JoseMourinho]

I'm surprised you wouldn't take a wooden spoon as a prize for participation, considering how empty your trophy cabinet is

Maybe we should get given some COLA to complete a 3peat

 

[Smeg Head]

Soft unaccountable wing man here at your service! And from the Freo zones too.

 

[Kabanna]

Maybe we should get given some COLA to complete a 3peat

Well you just might if you have enough players from interstate! Do what we do, pluck them from Victoria and Tasmania, and **** your spuds off to Collingwood.

 

[Tippett2Goal]

I am going to give generously of my time and will play Ruckman for you, for the low low price of $1m/yr over 10yrs.

My resume is that I am approx 2m tall.

I figure even though I'll refuse to chase, have a turning circle (and top speed) of a houseboat, I'll be an upgrade on Zac Clarke because my disposal is pretty reasonable, and will do well when resting forward, (in fact i'll probably spend most of the game resting somewhere).

As long as you are not expecting too many repeat efforts (which lets face it you shouldnt be based on current team), you'll be satisfied with my efforts.

 

[JoseMourinho]

I am going to give generously of my time and will play Ruckman for you, for the low low price of $1m/yr over 10yrs.

My resume is that I am approx 2m tall.

I figure even though I'll refuse to chase, have a turning circle (and top speed) of a houseboat, I'll be an upgrade on Zac Clarke because my disposal is pretty reasonable, and will do well when resting forward, (in fact i'll probably spend most of the game resting somewhere).

As long as you are not expecting too many repeat efforts (which lets face it you shouldnt be based on current team), you'll be satisfied with my efforts.

You're in the ruck then!

 

[JoseMourinho]

Well you just might if you have enough players from interstate! Do what we do, pluck them from Victoria and Tasmania, and **** your spuds off to Collingwood.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Soft unaccountable wing man here at your service! And from the Freo zones too.

wingman is not a position.

 

[Smeg Head]

wingman is not a position.

Wing then, you know like Lewis Jetta style?

 

[Plugger35]

I'll be the Freo song coach.

Forget Eskimo Joe trying to rewrite that shithouse Freo song.

Just go with this song.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Wing then, you know like Lewis Jetta style?

so a follower, gotcha!

I'll be the Freo song coach.

Forget Eskimo Joe trying to rewrite that shithouse Freo song.

Just go with this song.

Assistant coach and songwriter? i'll add that on then.

 

[BigBirdz]

Pretty crap full farward here, I've got 2 bung knees, I'm lazy and selfish and will go missing often. But hey couldn't be any worse then Tabener.