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Elton Johns Wig

Elton Johns Wig

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Good evening SFA.

The greatest player in the game this season has something to say.

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I am unsatisfied.

I am disappointed.

I am flat.
I'm also not the Messiah, I'm just a very naughty boy. Actually, strike that, I'm the Messiah.


We, the mighty Wonders, are out of the finals. This disappoints me. I would love a flag. But alas, this season, it's not to be.





Now, let's be clear here, it's not my fault.

I am currently the best player in the game. This is an indisputable fact. Loonerty is close at 2, but I'm No. 1.

No.1 for disposals, handballs.

No.1 for Exie
No. 2 for DT.

And, fantastically, No. 1 for Frees Against. This means I'm a campaigner. This is good news.

I will be the All SFA Centre, of this there is no doubt, and to be fair, it's richly deserved.

And again, reiterating, I'm the best player in the league, just in case any of you dirt people get any ideas.



I'm not winning the Mobbs, that's for losers who tackle.

I have people to do that for me like KBLT Wojcinski SSwans2011 and that loser Ant Bear who got sucked into Admin.


Dustin Martin doesn't tackle, and neither does EJW. My possessions are too valuable to waste time worrying about whether I have an opponent. That's my teammates job.





Which brings me to my point. Wonders. Wonders one and all, you all need to lift. I can't do this all on my own, God knows I've tried.

All of you, tackle more, cover your man. Pass the ball to me, and get out of my way. Basically, ****ing lift. I'm sick of carrying the can every week. I feel like I'm Qhris Judd at Qarlton.

He eventually broke. You don't want that do you fellow Wonders? No, you really don't. I'm here to lead you to the promised land, but if you don't do your jobs and take more of the load than you should, how otherwise can I go completely unchecked and dominate?


Wonders, I love you all, dearly. But not anywhere near as much as I love myself.



Next season, let's do this.
 


The moment you see a Midget Midfielder from you own team, throw the rest of the team under a bus, for a few Beez votes.

Never did I ever think a Wonder could do this to me, after all I have done to shove the Qootball down his throat time and time again to make him the player he is today.
 

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U2tigers said:


The moment you see a Midget Midfielder from you own team, throw the rest of the team under a bus, for a few Beez votes.

Never did I ever think a Wonder could do this to me, after all I have done to shove the Qootball down his throat time and time again to make him the player he is today.
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I'm an All SFA as a ruck DH.

Research. **** me, it's not that hard.
 
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Headless said:
I thought we were friends.
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We are. But stupid comments get the reply they deserve.

This is a public shaming of my underperforming teammates. This had to be made, ruthlessness has a place, even in Qooty.
 
Elton Johns Wig said:
Good evening SFA.

The greatest player in the game this season has something to say.

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I am unsatisfied.

I am disappointed.

I am flat.
I'm also not the Messiah, I'm just a very naughty boy. Actually, strike that, I'm the Messiah.


We, the mighty Wonders, are out of the finals. This disappoints me. I would love a flag. But alas, this season, it's not to be.





Now, let's be clear here, it's not my fault.

I am currently the best player in the game. This is an indisputable fact. Loonerty is close at 2, but I'm No. 1.

No.1 for disposals, handballs.

No.1 for Exie
No. 2 for DT.

And, fantastically, No. 1 for Frees Against. This means I'm a campaigner. This is good news.

I will be the All SFA Centre, of this there is no doubt, and to be fair, it's richly deserved.

And again, reiterating, I'm the best player in the league, just in case any of you dirt people get any ideas.



I'm not winning the Mobbs, that's for losers who tackle.

I have people to do that for me like KBLT Wojcinski SSwans2011 and that loser Ant Bear who got sucked into Admin.


Dustin Martin doesn't tackle, and neither does EJW. My possessions are too valuable to waste time worrying about whether I have an opponent. That's my teammates job.





Which brings me to my point. Wonders. Wonders one and all, you all need to lift. I can't do this all on my own, God knows I've tried.

All of you, tackle more, cover your man. Pass the ball to me, and get out of my way. Basically, ******* lift. I'm sick of carrying the can every week. I feel like I'm Qhris Judd at Qarlton.

He eventually broke. You don't want that do you fellow Wonders? No, you really don't. I'm here to lead you to the promised land, but if you don't do your jobs and take more of the load than you should, how otherwise can I go completely unchecked and dominate?


Wonders, I love you all, dearly. But not anywhere near as much as I love myself.



Next season, let's do this.
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And somehow I get off scott free. I am the real genius here.
 
Elton Johns Wig said:
We are. But stupid comments get the reply they deserve.

This is a public shaming of my underperforming teammates. This had to be made, ruthlessness has a place, even in Qooty.
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Are we best friends?
 
Elton Johns Wig said:
Good evening SFA.

The greatest player in the game this season has something to say.

View attachment 787670

I am unsatisfied.

I am disappointed.

I am flat.
I'm also not the Messiah, I'm just a very naughty boy. Actually, strike that, I'm the Messiah.


We, the mighty Wonders, are out of the finals. This disappoints me. I would love a flag. But alas, this season, it's not to be.





Now, let's be clear here, it's not my fault.

I am currently the best player in the game. This is an indisputable fact. Loonerty is close at 2, but I'm No. 1.

No.1 for disposals, handballs.

No.1 for Exie
No. 2 for DT.

And, fantastically, No. 1 for Frees Against. This means I'm a campaigner. This is good news.

I will be the All SFA Centre, of this there is no doubt, and to be fair, it's richly deserved.

And again, reiterating, I'm the best player in the league, just in case any of you dirt people get any ideas.



I'm not winning the Mobbs, that's for losers who tackle.

I have people to do that for me like KBLT Wojcinski SSwans2011 and that loser Ant Bear who got sucked into Admin.


Dustin Martin doesn't tackle, and neither does EJW. My possessions are too valuable to waste time worrying about whether I have an opponent. That's my teammates job.





Which brings me to my point. Wonders. Wonders one and all, you all need to lift. I can't do this all on my own, God knows I've tried.

All of you, tackle more, cover your man. Pass the ball to me, and get out of my way. Basically, ******* lift. I'm sick of carrying the can every week. I feel like I'm Qhris Judd at Qarlton.

He eventually broke. You don't want that do you fellow Wonders? No, you really don't. I'm here to lead you to the promised land, but if you don't do your jobs and take more of the load than you should, how otherwise can I go completely unchecked and dominate?


Wonders, I love you all, dearly. But not anywhere near as much as I love myself.



Next season, let's do this.
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Shoulders are looking shaky there Elty.
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U2tigers said:
Oh FFS not this again.

I didn't say I was the 2 x All SFA Ruckman, I said I have been a 2 x All SFA player whilst playing as a Ruckman.

Geez.
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Bit touchy there Bono
 
Elton Johns Wig said:
Bit touchy there Bono
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LOL, I went out of my way, to get the facts right, as I knew the I would be pulled up for it (hi manangatang ) - and I still get roasted.

Anyway I reckon you are looking in the wrong spot tonight.

If you want to blame someone the Captain needs some attention, did you some of the interchanges that were made today.
 
Anyway Elton Johns Wig , I am going to call you out , I am not so sure you did play your part today.

For the Leading being the #1 DT player in the comp, your game today was a bit of a letdown itself.

Elton John 0 11 2 13 3 0 1 0 1 75


Whilst not totally bad, its not I would expect from the SFA's #1 player - did you choke in the Finals today?
 
U2tigers said:
Anyway Elton Johns Wig , I am going to call you out , I am not so sure you did play your part today.

For the Leading being the #1 DT player in the comp, your game today was a bit of a letdown itself.

Elton John 0 11 2 13 3 0 1 0 1 75


Whilst not totally bad, its not I would expect from the SFA's #1 player - did you choke in the Finals today?
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These stats look like my season stats.

Should still make the All-Sweet FA team, though.
 
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U2tigers said:
Anyway Elton Johns Wig , I am going to call you out , I am not so sure you did play your part today.

For the Leading being the #1 DT player in the comp, your game today was a bit of a letdown itself.

Elton John 0 11 2 13 3 0 1 0 1 75


Whilst not totally bad, its not I would expect from the SFA's #1 player - did you choke in the Finals today?
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So, 24 disposals in a losing side?

Leading possession winner in our side, LEADING possession winner, and you reckon I choked?

**** me.

I've got the sorest shoulders in Australia you imbecile!!
 

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