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MadEyeEmmy said:
Are we allowed to vent about non football? I’ve just had back surgery and on so many pain meds I don’t think I will be having a shit for weeks
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Go for it.

Just warn Iceland, they’ve been through enough 😋
 

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MadEyeEmmy said:
Are we allowed to vent about non football? I’ve just had back surgery and on so many pain meds I don’t think I will be having a shit for weeks
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Just put up a photo of your least favourite umpire on the inside of your dunny door - problem solved. Just make sure you have got a spare bog roll however.
 
MadEyeEmmy said:
Are we allowed to vent about non football? I’ve just had back surgery and on so many pain meds I don’t think I will be having a shit for weeks
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have you heard about those healing crystals?

Burnie Burns Conspiracy GIF by Rooster Teeth
 

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I have a tablet that helps me sleep but also gives me the munchies. To combat this I don't have a lot of junk food in the pantry.

One night all I could find were the boxes of protein bars that were covered in so called chocolate. They are normally inedible but in my munchies state I ate about 10 of them.

I didn't realise what all these protein bars would do to my gut but sitting on the toilet I knew I was in real trouble. The girth and solidness of this thing had me freaking out that I would need medical help. In a state of panic I duck walked into the kitchen, grabbed the canola oil and a chopstick and went back to the bathroom.

You can fill in the blanks but in the end I did not have to go to the emergency room but any sense of self dignity had long since passed.

Good luck with your pain meds.
 
Tony_Clifton said:
I have a tablet that helps me sleep but also gives me the munchies. To combat this I don't have a lot of junk food in the pantry.

One night all I could find were the boxes of protein bars that were covered in so called chocolate. They are normally inedible but in my munchies state I ate about 10 of them.

I didn't realise what all these protein bars would do to my gut but sitting on the toilet I knew I was in real trouble. The girth and solidness of this thing had me freaking out that I would need medical help. In a state of panic I duck walked into the kitchen, grabbed the canola oil and a chopstick and went back to the bathroom.

You can fill in the blanks but in the end I did not have to go to the emergency room but any sense of self dignity had long since passed.

Good luck with your pain meds.
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Had a friend who went the opposite.

Went to town on a jar of Vegemite with a spoon. More effective than a good chilli
 
Tony_Clifton said:
I have a tablet that helps me sleep but also gives me the munchies. To combat this I don't have a lot of junk food in the pantry.

One night all I could find were the boxes of protein bars that were covered in so called chocolate. They are normally inedible but in my munchies state I ate about 10 of them.

I didn't realise what all these protein bars would do to my gut but sitting on the toilet I knew I was in real trouble. The girth and solidness of this thing had me freaking out that I would need medical help. In a state of panic I duck walked into the kitchen, grabbed the canola oil and a chopstick and went back to the bathroom.

You can fill in the blanks but in the end I did not have to go to the emergency room but any sense of self dignity had long since passed.

Good luck with your pain meds.
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LAUGHING CRYING LAUGHING
 
DragoDelph said:
Had a friend who went the opposite.

Went to town on a jar of Vegemite with a spoon. More effective than a good chilli
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Reminds me of Jim Jeffrey's story about trying to get a vibrating egg out. He should have gone the protein but went with the equivalent of the Vegemite and it didn't push it out, just flowed around it.
 

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