Verbal Faux Pas, Jargon, Cliches, Boganisms, etc

[Registered User]

I'm not sure, but I think BT said "he's down on his staunches" a few minutes ago

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Dermie on crunch time this morning. "Let's exonerate Geelong from the equation..."

I think he meant "remove" so may have been looking for "expunge"?

Fair enough mistake maybe, I couldn't recall the ex word meaning remove either and had to look it up for this post.

Funny that there was possibly a tiny pause as he said it like he knew he'd stuffed up, but decided to plough on regardless.

It's ok Derm, I have sympathy for you on this one.

Exclude!
Just keep it simple, Dermott, for your own sake.

 

[MisterB]

Isn't the usual phrase simply "exclude x from the equation"? In usual Derm fashion, vocabulary ambition exceeds capability.

 

[sosos]

Isn't the usual phrase simply "exclude x from the equation"? In usual Derm fashion, vocabulary ambition exceeds capability.

Absolutely. Not sure where I was going with "expunge."

 

[sosos]

Was listening to an NRL game on some online radio station. I think one of the guys said "...the shivers trickle down your back"

 

[Rusty Brookes]

ABC reporter this morning covering the Hawthorn-Sydney highlights noted that Papley took a massive clanger of a mark. I think she was going for hanger.

 

[Registered User]

I heard a new one from Buckley this morning. He was talking about Collingwood when he said "patterning".

 

[Registered User]

I predict that the footy media bogans to start to incorrectly use, and overuse, variations of "matrices/'matrixes'". I heard it 3 times last week in relation to tribunal decisions, like, "what matrices do they use when making decisions?"

 

[Pistol Night]

I heard a new one from Buckley this morning. He was talking about Collingwood when he said "patterning".

Did ya miss when Bucks said the arrival of Tom Mitchell “thickens the soup” in our midfield. Not really a faux pas as such, just a hard metaphor to stomach

 

[Registered User]

Did ya miss when Bucks said the arrival of Tom Mitchell “thickens the soup” in our midfield. Not really a faux pas as such, just a hard metaphor to stomach

Ha. Nah, I missed that one. He’s too serious for me, so I skip a lot of his stuff

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

I heard a new one from Buckley this morning. He was talking about Collingwood when he said "patterning".

What did he mean exactly?

 

[Registered User]

What did he mean exactly?

I'm not sure about the exact context, but it was something about patterns

 

[Falconista]

Radio news today talking about how Cyclone Seroja infected Kalbarri. Think they meant affected.

 

[peternorth]

Goal kicking is his one wood. Luke Hodge (I think).

One wood.

If you play golf you know the driver is the club that goes the furtherest. So how does that related to goal kicking? Or any other aspect of the sport (i.e. handball, marking etc).

I believe idiots who utilise this concept think one wood means the players best skill.

 

[Registered User]

Dale Thomas is one of the worst at dropping the "ly" off words. He said after the game the other night, "did you take it personal?"

 

[sosos]

Dale Thomas is one of the worst at dropping the "ly" off words. I'm pretty sure it was him tonight who said after the game, "did you take it personal?"

No, not rea

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Richardson: “X was never going to get there in time, it’s a learning for him.”

 

[MauroFogheri]

Bucks channeling Clokey "...as long as it exists across the floor board's..."

 

[Registered User]

Richardson: “X was never going to get there in time, it’s a learning for him.”

yeah, f'ark, is "learnings" new? Someone on radio yesterday said, "what learnings did you take from it?"

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

yeah, f'ark, is "learnings" new? Someone yesterday on radio said, "what learnings did you take from it?"

It’s been around for a little while.

 

[1989]

yeah, f'ark, is "learnings" new? Someone on radio yesterday said, "what learnings did you take from it?"

Unfortunately it seems like it’s here to stay, much like ‘versing’, which I’ve sadly heard from a few commentators.

 

[Truckosaurus]

yeah, f'ark, is "learnings" new? Someone on radio yesterday said, "what learnings did you take from it?"

It's corporate gibberish that's filtered through to football departments. Give it another five years or so and they'll be talking about widgets.

 

[mr bagcroft]

yeah, f'ark, is "learnings" new? Someone on radio yesterday said, "what learnings did you take from it?"

It grinds my gears when I hear kids say "learnings" and "versings" etc, but kind of understandable in a way.
But how in the actual **** are grown adults taking this on ???!!

 

[RedmanWasHere]

It grinds my gears when I hear kids say "learnings" and "versings" etc, but kind of understandable in a way.
But how in the actual * are grown adults taking this on ???!!

The grown ups used to be the kids saying 'versing.'

 

[peternorth]

i have never said versing