Verbal Faux Pas, Jargon, Cliches, Boganisms, etc

[Cleavy]

'Couldn't believe it': Elliott's record haul destroys Tassie | cricket.com.au

Technical tweak helped 24-year-old son of ex-Test batter snare Victoria's best ever men's one-day…

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"The big fella (Elliott) had a day out with his seven-for and finished off nicely with the bat. Definitely not panic meetings at all after that."
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'panic meetings' is a new one to me.

 

[big_e]

"oh they're footy players not roads scholars!"

its not hard to get right.

I was a roads scholar once. When I was learning to drive....

 

[Pistol Night]

I was a roads scholar once. When I was learning to drive....

I know a bloke who works on the council fixing potholes. Ive found his new job title

 

[sosos]

I know a bloke who works on the council fixing potholes. Ive found his new job title

Geez, some of you can be a bitch, you men.

 

[Cleavy]

I know a bloke who works on the council fixing potholes. Ive found his new job title

WORKS on the council AND fixes potholes?! sounds like the land of make-believe!

 

[Pistol Night]

WORKS on the council AND fixes potholes?! sounds like the land of make-believe!

Well he is present at the depot and puts it on a list for 7 other blokes to do

 

[Slime Roy]

On Fireball Friday they played audio of Kingy on a footy show the day after the 1999 GF. He said he hadn’t been to bed and he was worried about making a mistake because “he was half caste”.

That was odd. He said it twice..I figured I just wasn't getting the joke