Vesty’s Worst Player of the Week 2019

[STPer18]

I’m still on holiday, gimme the round 12 standouts and round 13 poll options.

Benjamin Stratton.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Ben Stratton

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I’m still on holiday, gimme the round 12 standouts and round 13 poll options.

Looking back, I think Lynch of the tugger variety takes the votes for round 12 followed by Townsend and Rohan.

 

[Back One Out]

Eh... Hawthorn had plenty of worse players than Stratton

On a dirty night with Hawk mids turning the ball over constantly, Stratton defended pretty well.
He restricted one of the most dangerous small forwards in the AFL to 1 goal for the match.
(Fantasia soccered a fluky goal while he was being minded by Hardwick)

 

[FISTO]

Ben Stratton

 

[Reppie]

Strappon

 

[CH Jazz]

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but not Tex.

Weak as piss Strats for acting like a hack suburban footballer who knows he can’t compete on ability. Worst performance by a captain all year.

 

[Trouto]

Eh... Hawthorn had plenty of worse players than Stratton

On a dirty night with Hawk mids turning the ball over constantly, Stratton defended pretty well.
He restricted one of the most dangerous small forwards in the AFL to 1 goal for the match.
(Fantasia soccered a fluky goal while he was being minded by Hardwick)

"most dangerous forward" ???
wtf?
He restricted a 2nd-rate forward to one goal by turning his arm into a pin cushion.

 

[Laphroaig]

Eh... Hawthorn had plenty of worse players than Stratton

On a dirty night with Hawk mids turning the ball over constantly, Stratton defended pretty well.
He restricted one of the most dangerous small forwards in the AFL to 1 goal for the match.
(Fantasia soccered a fluky goal while he was being minded by Hardwick)

"most dangerous forward" ???
wtf?
He restricted a 2nd-rate forward to one goal by turning his arm into a pin cushion.

Fantasia averages a hair under 2 goals a game over the past three seasons as a small forward, and that is indisputably elite.

On the other hand, he is half fit at this time. And Stratton employed Hawthorn filth tactics.

15 all, play on.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Nathan Jones.
Time to hang them up.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Tom Hawkins
Tim Kelly
Joel Selwood
Gary Rohan
Gryan Miers
Rhys Stanley
Luke Dalhaus
Tom Stewart

 

[maryjames]

Tom Hawkins
Tim Kelly
Joel Selwood
Gary Rohan
Gryan Miers
Rhys Stanley
Luke Dalhaus
Tom Stewart

Injury troll on Rohan.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Hawkin
Elbowlett
And

 

[bzparkes]

Injury troll on Rohan.

Gotta feel for the guy after getting cleaned up by some tumbleweed rolling across the field.

 

[footy4ever]

Tom Porkins.

 

[leobarryustar]

McEvoy for 2m gained.
Poopoohole for 1 kick.
Sissyly for 4 turnovers and 3 effective disposals.

 

[TimmeT]

Tom Porkins.

Tommy by far.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Porkins, Selwood, Kelly

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Hawkins will win this week.
First time in his career he's failed to take a mark.

 

[RegHickeyStand]

Tommy by far.

They have to have played. So, no.

 

[richoatthedisco]

#freekickforbeingAmerican
Pencildick
Naughton
Chipscab Daniel
Suckling

 

[WillHayward]

J Carlisle
J Roughead
J Newnes (deserves a weekly nomination)
D Armitage
T Scully
B McEvoy
Pee Poo polo

 

[Reppie]

Hawkins by the length of the straight.

 

[Laphroaig]

Sissyly deserves at least a nomination.

In an undeniable trend, when his team needed him the Ballerina was sooking, sniping and doing nothing which remotely resembles football.

Except give away sooky LaLa free kicks. 8 possessions, 4 frees against.

Inspirational from a supposed star player.

 

[Mofra]

James Sicily. Even Toby Greene thinks he has a punchable head