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[HoneyBadger35]

Hey everyone, still got some great games available and a late change of plans has left this week’s Derby up for grabs.

First in, first served.

 

[Keys]

Hey everyone, still got some great games available and a late change of plans has left this week’s Derby up for grabs.

First in, first served.

I’ll do the derby tonight

If someone else desperately wants to do it instead speak up before about 9.00pm and they can do it

 

[BrotherDodge]

I'll take Carlton next week if it's still free?

 

[HoneyBadger35]

A very enticing offer here folks, the next three weeks are available!

 

[Doashuey]

A very enticing offer here folks, the next three weeks years are available!

EFA

 

[Bender_]

Yep I'll do Richmond this week.

 

[BrotherDodge]

Okay, going another week without a preview would be a new low for the club. If no one else is keen I'll start writing some shit jokes, fall asleep after another beer, then finally post something tomorrow arvo.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Round 13 Adelaide @ Adelaide Oval - who wants it?

 

[bzparkes]

Round 13 Adelaide @ Adelaide Oval - who wants it?

Can I get chatgpt to do it?

 

[bzparkes]

Never mind, here you go HoneyBadger35, if nobody puts their hand up, feel free to use this.

Input queues were "Make it funny, with jibes about how bad WCE are whilst talking up Adelaide's players" for those who want to give it a whirl.

The title was "Adelaide Crows vs. West Coast Eagles: A Comedy Show with a Surprise Twist!"

Get ready for a side-splitting showdown as the Adelaide Crows lock horns with the West Coast Eagles. Brace yourselves, folks, because this match is going to be funnier than a stand-up routine at a footy club talent night. Oh, and guess who's headlining the comedy extravaganza? None other than the West Coast Eagles!

Now, let's address the hilarious mishaps and misfortunes of our dear feathered friends, the Eagles. They've been having a season that's so comically disastrous, it could rival the best slapstick acts of all time. With just one win under their wings, it seems the Eagles have been practicing the art of losing more diligently than ever. Who needs success when you can make everyone laugh, right?

And let's not forget that historic loss to the last-placed team by a mind-boggling 116 points. Bravo, Eagles, bravo! You've managed to create a performance that will forever be etched in the annals of football comedy. Move over, Three Stooges, we've got a new slapstick sensation in town!

But hold on, folks, the comedic brilliance doesn't stop there. The West Coast Eagles have decided to take their hilarious show on the road, and this time, they'll be gracing the Adelaide Oval with their presence. It's like sending a clown to a high-stakes business meeting—prepare for chaos and uncontrollable laughter!

Now, let's shift gears and talk about the true stars of this sidesplitting extravaganza—the mighty Adelaide Crows. This talented bunch of players is going to put on a performance that would make even the most seasoned comedians envious. Their footy skills are sharper than a razor-edged punchline, and they'll be delivering a knockout performance against the flapping, stumbling Eagles.

Watch out for the Crows' forward line, led by the indomitable Taylor Walker

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Taylor Walker

Age

34

Ht

194cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

5.7

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

1.6

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.6

5star

. He's going to kick goals with such finesse that it'll leave the Eagles defense more bewildered than a clown at a juggling convention. And let's not forget about Rory Sloane

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Rory Sloane

Age

34

Ht

183cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.7

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

11.9

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

6.6

5star

CL

5.7

5star

D

15.3

4star

K

7.3

3star

HB

8.0

4star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.3

4star

CL

4.2

5star

D

22.2

5star

K

8.6

4star

HB

13.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

6.0

5star

CL

4.6

5star

, whose on-field antics are as captivating as a master illusionist's tricks. Prepare to be dazzled, folks!

While the Eagles may be the unintentional jesters of the league, the Adelaide Crows are the true maestros of football entertainment. Their every move on the field will be like a perfectly timed punchline, leaving the Eagles in stitches and the crowd in awe of their sheer brilliance.

So get ready to witness a comedy show that has an unexpected twist. While the West Coast Eagles will undoubtedly provide the laughs with their comical blunders, it's the Adelaide Crows who will steal the show with their masterful display of skill and finesse. Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen, because this match is going to be a riotous blend of laughter, surprises, and football prowess!

 

[Truckosaurus]

Eh, better than Barrett.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

I'll take rd12 v collingwood

Hey mate, you’re up this week.