They're already using Sharman's video clips to teach forwards how to play.
Sharman is so incredibly talented that we've agreed to draft his triplet sons... next year.
Footballs aren't objects to Sharman, they are mere extensions of himself.
Was always going to be tough winning the AFLPA MVP from just 3.5 matches. He's a lock for next year though.
Geeeesus I can't believe it's been three years since I wrote this stuff hahaha