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[Coopers]

Name: Coopers
Preferred Position 1: Mid
Preferred Position 2: Small Forward
Preferred Position 3: Ruck
Number: 20
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 80 Kilos
Preferred Team: wtf do I know? Is there a south Aussie team? Or the Roys, cos they're old.
How Did You Hear About The Sweet FA: Via SA recruitment thread


Bio:
- I am a 12" pianist.
- I am funnier than I think I am.
- I often post in memes IFKWIMITYD.
- I once ordered a Singapore Sling from an Italian plumber in Japan named Rodriguez.
- One leg is both the same.

 

[Eth]

Have a look around at the team threads to see if you have a preference, Coopers, but the Demons are happy to accept you if you want.

 

[saintkildaman]

Come post in the Baghdad thread-

 

[Freakie]

It's way past my bed time, but us Roys have limited access to medications (damn orderlies) and we like to play chess in the park. I think the link to the team thread is in my sig, memory is a bit hazy...

 

[Easty]

Dragons also express interest, but not until season's end. Coopers looks a real find so I'd be surprised if anyone wasn't interested.

 

[ClarkeM]

West Coast Wonders are he closest to a SA team I reckon seeings as our co-captain's name is Croweater_41

Be more than happy to have you on board.

 

[Claypigeon]

Gee looks like you started a bidding war Coopers. .. I'd have you at the Gumbies purely for the name, great beer. ..

 

[peterss]

GUMBIES WANT YOU!

we will even get coopers to sponsor us next season if you join us.

 

[Jobe3votes]

GUMBIES WANT YOU!

we will even get coopers to sponsor us next season if you join us.

I think he'd prefer a more active captain to play for, and lets not forget a team that is playing Finals football regularly

I would advise any newbies to join West Coast Wonders as they are a team of Champions and will surely go back to back and win the Premiership in season 14

 

[TheDoctor11]

Come to the Gumbies. We can guarantee you at least 6 kegs of Pale Ale after each training, and 10 after each game.

 

[doggies ftw]

Come to the Gumbies. We can guarantee you at least 6 kegs of Pale Ale after each training, and 10 after each game.

What's better than 6 kegs of Pale Ale you say?

Finals footy!

Join the Demons!

 

[Coopers]

So, I'm being woo'd then?

It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. Reminds me of my wedding night in fact. Not the schoolgirl part, the giggling.

And the pointing. Oh yes the pointing. And the BLOOD. I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME WHY!!!!!!!

I'll make a decision at some point very soon.

Come to the Gumbies. We can guarantee you at least 6 kegs of Pale Ale after each training, and 10 after each game.

This worked for Arnie.

 

[TheDoctor11]

What's better than 6 kegs of Pale Ale you say?

Finals footy!

Join the Demons!

10 kegs > finals footy > 6 kegs

This worked for Arnie.

It's because Arnie has his priorities right. Alcohol is clearly what's important in life.

 

[ClarkeM]

Wonders sign Coopers

 

[Freakie]

Roys sign Carlton & united breweries

 

[beez]

beez signs Kate Upton's left boob

 

[ClarkeM]

Demons sign Gordon's Gin And Tonic

 

[Claypigeon]

beez signs Kate Upton's left boob

Gumbots sign Lily Allens left boob*. ..

* and the third nipple. ..

 

[Coopers]

Roys sign Carlton & united breweries

Those ****ers are sell-outs.

 

[Hank93]

Thinking of joining. Which team wants me?

I'm leaning towards the Gumbies, purely because their name and logo are brilliant.

 

[TheDoctor11]

We'd be happy to have you at the Gumbies. After you sign for a team, you should also register your interest for State Of Origin here.

 

[Easty]

Probably should've linked him to the Gumbies team thread too Doc.

hdecure, the Gumbies team thread is here; http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=860289

 

[Eth]

The Gumbies are a good choice, hdecure, but the Demons are happy to have you. We offer finals footy (should be simmed any minute, mind you) and heated showers*.

*Uses water from snow melted by the sun off the top of Mount Buller

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[Hank93]

Are we meant to post our real name in this "registration form" or just our BF username?

 

[Easty]

Just the BF username champ.