Official Team Thread West Coast Wonders Season 38 Team Thread - Fallen off The Edge

[AnUltimateRessie]

There's nothing wrong with gatecrashing, silly Wonders.

last time I did this to the oobs it didnt go down too well

 

[Braklet]

last time I did this to the oobs it didnt go down too well

Bah! It's fun, just so long as you know your place.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Bah! It's fun, just so long as you know your place.

I don't, thats the problem

 

[jezzajay]

also yes, we're still celebrating our good friends that show up each week but don't get a touch

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nice one jezzajay, you get to keep it. (may have missed one or two who knows)

twice in two seasons

keep it up

Previous Holders:

• jezzajay (S37, R10)
• JT_the_Man (S37, R5)
• dino_67 (S37, R4)
• croweater 41 (S37, R1)
• Pamcake1 (S37, PM)

Lucky I like donuts...did we win?
Feeling a little surreal now I'm back from our holiday...trying to catch up on everything...

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Lucky I like donuts...did we win?
Feeling a little surreal now I'm back from our holiday...trying to catch up on everything...

dont look at the results

 

[jezzajay]

dont look at the results

Say no more

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Bye weekend? nah

Beer weekend

Event - Wonders Pub Olympics

We LOVE the bye around here, so what better to celebrate the bye and the Olympics than blatantly rip off FootyGuy13's Sweet Olympics! Here are the events: Skulling Darts Pool Tour De Fridge Foosball Air Hockey Vinelea Gift Coaster Frisbee Golf Cornhole Brawling Here are the competitors...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[ClarkeM]

I do not want any media attention towards my upcoming 550th game in a few weeks time. There will be no further comment.

 

[Giant YoYo]

I do not want any media attention towards my upcoming 550th game in a few weeks time. There will be no further comment.

Don't know, sounds like you do, just quietly.

 

[ClarkeM]

Don't know, sounds like you do, just quietly.

Nope! Just being clear now for when the week comes that there's no bullshit of "why no thread" lol

 

[Pamcake1]

Nope! Just being clear now for when the week comes that there's no bullshit of "why no thread" lol

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I do not want any media attention towards my upcoming 550th game in a few weeks time. There will be no further comment.

thats too bad, HARPSichord has spent months writing up this feature

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

It was a bye weekend down at the pub so enjoy an Olympic recap!

Wonders in the Media:

Event - Wonders Pub Olympics

We LOVE the bye around here, so what better to celebrate the bye and the Olympics than blatantly rip off FootyGuy13's Sweet Olympics! Here are the events: Skulling Darts Pool Tour De Fridge Foosball Air Hockey Vinelea Gift Coaster Frisbee Golf Cornhole Brawling Here are the competitors...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League II (SPAM FL) - SFA Reserves

logo by JoshWoodenSpoon The Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League is back. Originally put together by the powerhouse duo of Kennedy Parker and JoshWoodenSpoon during season 36, it's returned for season 38. SPAM FL is a developmental league designed to assist in the development of...

www.bigfooty.com

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[Cubs2Lions]

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It was a bye weekend down at the pub so enjoy an Olympic recap!

Wonders in the Media:

Event - Wonders Pub Olympics

We LOVE the bye around here, so what better to celebrate the bye and the Olympics than blatantly rip off FootyGuy13's Sweet Olympics! Here are the events: Skulling Darts Pool Tour De Fridge Foosball Air Hockey Vinelea Gift Coaster Frisbee Golf Cornhole Brawling Here are the competitors...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League II (SPAM FL) - SFA Reserves

logo by JoshWoodenSpoon The Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League is back. Originally put together by the powerhouse duo of Kennedy Parker and JoshWoodenSpoon during season 36, it's returned for season 38. SPAM FL is a developmental league designed to assist in the development of...

www.bigfooty.com

​

Nice writeup mate but how the bloody hell did you forget our 3 x 3 Basketball Gold Medal in there

 

[Giant YoYo]

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It was a bye weekend down at the pub so enjoy an Olympic recap!

Wonders in the Media:

Event - Wonders Pub Olympics

We LOVE the bye around here, so what better to celebrate the bye and the Olympics than blatantly rip off FootyGuy13's Sweet Olympics! Here are the events: Skulling Darts Pool Tour De Fridge Foosball Air Hockey Vinelea Gift Coaster Frisbee Golf Cornhole Brawling Here are the competitors...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League II (SPAM FL) - SFA Reserves

logo by JoshWoodenSpoon The Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League is back. Originally put together by the powerhouse duo of Kennedy Parker and JoshWoodenSpoon during season 36, it's returned for season 38. SPAM FL is a developmental league designed to assist in the development of...

www.bigfooty.com

​

I topped something!!!!!!

After countless false starts, false hope and crushing disappointment. I've done it, I made the kick count !!

Wooooo hooooo!!!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I topped something!!!!!!

After countless false starts, false hope and crushing disappointment. I've done it, I made the kick count !!

Wooooo hooooo!!!

the only stat that matters are the kicks

 

[Giant YoYo]

the only stat that matters are the kicks

Ohhh, you.

 

[Giant YoYo]

Ohhh, you.

PS. Thank you for organising the Wolympics.

I know I complained and was insufferable all throughout, but I do appreciate it, I really do.

 

[BFew]

the only stat that matters are the kicks

And the tackles

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

And the tackles

what about the QOALS, Bfew??? I hope you've put some practice in over the bye week...

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

PS. Thank you for organising the Wolympics.

I know I complained and was insufferable all throughout, but I do appreciate it, I really do.

 

[BFew]

what about the QOALS, Bfew??? I hope you've put some practice in over the bye week...

I've got the slide down pat.
Working from end to beginning.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Statistic Leaders: Cubs2Lions Pamcake1 BFew ClarkeM Pamcake1 Giant YoYo NinjaSwan Rubber Arm

Back from the bye in a big big way.
900 reasons to win this game and we did! celebrating croweater 41's 500th league match and JT_the_Man's 300th Wonders match in style.
Cubs2Lions was very, very good on the field and in the posting and BFew stood tall down forward and backed it up with some high quality and high quantity posting.
A wonders debut for Ressies SwampPig was enormous as well coming in with a respectable 18 disposals.
We'll say hello to our old friend damicky as we face the swampies in the sewers.

Wonders Media:

Media - Croweater 41 Is Playing In His 500th Sweet FA Match This Weekend And You Are Invited, Please Come

Congratulations to the newest inductee of the 500 game milestone, croweater 41 Though he deserves a grand applause, he almost certainly does not deserve to waste any more of my own personal time and so this will be sharp and punctual. I know he likes things quick and to the point. There...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal

Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal by Dr. Ultimas Ressier It was a fantastic weekend for Tarkyn_24 as he went head-to-head with the Ophidian Old Boys General Harvey Manfrenjensenden and kicked twelve goals. An event that has only happened five games in a 24 year period of the Sweet...

www.bigfooty.com

Full Match Statistics:​

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ESH SENIORS Vs WON SENIORS
ESH               5    1        7    3        10   8        16   13   109    
WON               4    1        7    6        13   7        19   7    121    
ESH        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  WON         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
The Majest  0  5  2  3  0  1  0  0  0   28  BigChippa5   0  4  1  5  0  1  2  1  0   26
Biggie      0  4  3  8  1  1  1  0  0   39  akkaps       0  7  2  4  0  0  1  0  0   32
Giant Stri  0  3  1  0  0  0  0  1  1   19  jezzajay     0  3  0  5  0  0  0  1  0   25
Zoops       0  7  4  4  0  0  0  0  0   41  LukeParker   0  5  2  5  1  0  0  0  0   35
eth-dog     0  7  4  6  2  1  0  0  0   54  Ressies Sw   0  10 5  8  1  1  1  0  0   63
SM          0  7  7  6  0  0  2  0  0   48  croweater    0  11 7  12 3  1  1  0  0   88
Loonerty    0  11 9  5  0  1  0  1  0   77  JT_the_Man   0  6  2  10 1  0  0  0  0   48
boncer34    0  6  6  11 2  1  0  1  0   73  Giant YoYo   0  13 6  8  2  0  1  2  0   90
Callums_Gu  0  12 5  12 2  1  0  0  0   84  Cubs2Lions   0  11 7  16 3  0  1  1  1  102
por_please  0  8  3  2  2  1  2  2  1   53  SSwans2011   0  6  2  9  1  2  0  1  1   55
Shermy      0  3  3  6  0  0  1  0  0   27  HARPSichor   0  8  4  5  0  0  1  0  2   45
RU_         0  6  4  4  1  1  0  2  2   57  NinjaSwan    0  6  4  5  0  0  1  2  0   49
haydo       0  3  1  0  1  0  0  1  2   24  BallaratBu   0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9
Tarkyn_24   0  10 0  0  1  1  0  4  6   65  BFew         0  5  1  0  1  1  1  4  1   45
Riviat      0  2  1  0  0  1  0  2  0   22  Rubber Arm   0  2  2  2  0  0  0  2  0   28
Strigoi     15 8  0  8  4  2  1  0  0   70  AnUltimate   15 9  0  17 5  0  3  0  1   88
Phenomenal  0  13 0  11 5  3  2  1  1   85  dogs105      0  2  2  2  2  0  0  0  0   24
TY24        0  8  0  9  1  0  1  1  0   49  ClarkeM      0  5  0  8  4  1  1  2  1   58
Itsmyshow   0  5  1  4  0  1  1  0  0   24  DenieD       0  10 1  8  2  2  1  0  0   56
larrikin    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Pamcake1     0  13 0  12 5  2  1  2  0   94

            ESH   WON
Hitouts   : 15   15
Kicks     : 128  137
Marks     : 54   48
Handballs : 99   141
Tackles   : 22   31
Frees For : 16   11
Frees Ag. : 11   16
Smothers  : 0    0
Ironouts  : 4    6
Inside50  : 17   16
Goals     : 16   19
Behinds   : 13   7

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
2.28 - Goal to BigChippa52 (WON) - WON by 6 point(s).
3.17 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (ESH) - scores level.
3.3 - Goal to boncer34 (ESH) - ESH by 6 point(s).
5.51 - Goal to Giant Strides (ESH) - ESH by 12 point(s).
7.24 - Goal to Riviat (ESH) - ESH by 18 point(s).
8.53 - Behind to ClarkeM (WON) - ESH by 17 point(s).
9.18 - Goal to BFew (WON) - ESH by 11 point(s).
11.44 - Goal to ClarkeM (WON) - ESH by 5 point(s).
13.08 - Goal to Cubs2Lions (WON) - WON by 1 point(s).
18.48 - Behind to Giant Strides (ESH) - scores level.
19.54 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - ESH by 6 point(s).

Second Quarter :
2.56 - Behind to Cubs2Lions (WON) - ESH by 5 point(s).
4.37 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 6 point(s).
5.43 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - ESH by 7 point(s).
6.26 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - ESH by 13 point(s).
8.06 - Goal to jezzajay (WON) - ESH by 7 point(s).
10.42 - Goal to BFew (WON) - ESH by 1 point(s).
11.19 - Behind to AnUltimateRessie (WON) - scores level.
11.48 - Behind to BFew (WON) - WON by 1 point(s).
14.24 - Rushed behind to WON - WON by 2 point(s).
14.53 - Goal to NinjaSwan (WON) - WON by 8 point(s).
22.08 - Behind to HARPSichord (WON) - WON by 9 point(s).
24.38 - Goal to por_please_ya (ESH) - WON by 3 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.28 - Goal to BFew (WON) - WON by 9 point(s).
4.07 - Goal to NinjaSwan (WON) - WON by 15 point(s).
5.39 - Goal to Giant YoYo (WON) - WON by 21 point(s).
6.05 - Goal to Giant YoYo (WON) - WON by 27 point(s).
6.43 - Behind to HARPSichord (WON) - WON by 28 point(s).
9.38 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - WON by 27 point(s).
14.53 - Goal to Pamcake1 (WON) - WON by 33 point(s).
16.2 - Goal to BFew (WON) - WON by 39 point(s).
17.23 - Behind to haydo (ESH) - WON by 38 point(s).
18.13 - Behind to haydo (ESH) - WON by 37 point(s).
18.38 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - WON by 36 point(s).
19.09 - Goal to RU_ (ESH) - WON by 30 point(s).
21.1 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - WON by 29 point(s).
22.04 - Goal to Loonerty (ESH) - WON by 23 point(s).
23.37 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - WON by 17 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.19 - Goal to Pamcake1 (WON) - WON by 23 point(s).
3.42 - Goal to haydo (ESH) - WON by 17 point(s).
4.54 - Behind to RU_ (ESH) - WON by 16 point(s).
5.19 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - WON by 15 point(s).
7.28 - Goal to RU_ (ESH) - WON by 9 point(s).
8.24 - Behind to RU_ (ESH) - WON by 8 point(s).
9.38 - Goal to por_please_ya (ESH) - WON by 2 point(s).
10.54 - Goal to SSwans2011 (WON) - WON by 8 point(s).
14.18 - Goal to Rubber Arm (WON) - WON by 14 point(s).
14.41 - Goal to TY24 (ESH) - WON by 8 point(s).
15.31 - Behind to por_please_ya (ESH) - WON by 7 point(s).
16.16 - Behind to PhenomenalV1 (ESH) - WON by 6 point(s).
18.38 - Goal to ClarkeM (WON) - WON by 12 point(s).
19.21 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - WON by 6 point(s).
20.44 - Goal to BallaratBulldog (WON) - WON by 12 point(s).
21.47 - Goal to Riviat (ESH) - WON by 6 point(s).
23.12 - Goal to Rubber Arm (WON) - WON by 12 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ESH
RU_                  0 (On) .42 (Off) 23.16 (On) Total : 77%
Biggie               0 (On) Total : 100%
larrikin             0 (On) 12.48 (Off) 59.13 (On) 65.14 (Off) Total : 19%
Zoops                0 (On) Total : 100%
eth-dog              0 (On) Total : 100%
SM                   0 (On) Total : 100%
Loonerty             0 (On) Total : 100%
boncer34             0 (On) Total : 100%
Callums_Guns         0 (On) Total : 100%
por_please_ya        0 (On) Total : 100%
Itsmyshow            0 (On) 90.51 (Off) Total : 90%
Giant Strides        0 (On) 23.16 (Off) 90.51 (On) Total : 33%
haydo                0 (On) Total : 100%
Tarkyn_24            0 (On) Total : 100%
Riviat               0 (On) Total : 100%
Strigoi              0 (On) Total : 100%
PhenomenalV1         0 (On) Total : 100%
TY24                 0 (On) Total : 100%
The Majestic         0 (Off) .42 (On) Total : 98%
Shermy               0 (Off) 12.48 (On) 59.13 (Off) 65.14 (On) Total : 80%

WON
SSwans2011           0 (On) Total : 100%
NinjaSwan            0 (On) Total : 100%
LukeParkerno1        0 (On) 9.3 (Off) 30.23 (On) Total : 79%
dogs105              0 (On) 30.23 (Off) 87.43 (On) Total : 43%
Ressies SwampPig     0 (On) Total : 100%
croweater 41         0 (On) Total : 100%
DenieD               0 (On) 37.19 (Off) 45.36 (On) 88.58 (Off) Total : 80%
Giant YoYo           0 (On) Total : 100%
Cubs2Lions           0 (On) Total : 100%
BigChippa52          0 (On) Total : 100%
HARPSichord          0 (On) Total : 100%
akkaps               0 (On) Total : 100%
BallaratBulldog      0 (On) Total : 100%
BFew                 0 (On) Total : 100%
jezzajay             0 (On) 91.24 (Off) 99.22 (On) Total : 92%
AnUltimateRessie     0 (On) Total : 100%
Pamcake1             0 (On) 87.43 (Off) 91.24 (On) 99.22 (Off) Total : 95%
ClarkeM              0 (On) 45.36 (Off) 88.58 (On) Total : 57%
Rubber Arm           0 (Off) 37.19 (On) Total : 62%
JT_the_Man           0 (Off) 9.3 (On) Total : 89%

Total :  3600.001           Average :  90.00002

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, AnUltimateRessie did well against Strigoi. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, BallaratBulldog had Giant Strides's measure. - 0m from 95 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, BallaratBulldog and Itsmyshow were evenly matched. - 0m from 88 to 88.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Shermy came out tops over the brave BallaratBulldog. - 49m from 17 to 66.
• In a resume-material performance, BFew had Biggie's measure. - 79m from 9 to 88.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Riviat beat BigChippa52 today - but not by much. - 73m from 23 to 96.
• In what was a very slow day for both, BigChippa52 had SM's measure. - 16m from 1 to 17.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that DenieD had the better game against Callums_Guns - although there was very little in it. - 23m from 3 to 26.
• Toe to toe throughout, Callums_Guns beat JT_the_Man today - but not by much. - 68m from 31 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, ClarkeM exposed TY24's frailties. - 95m from 0 to 95.
• In a resume-material performance, croweater 41 had por_please_ya's measure. - 94m from 5 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, Cubs2Lions had Loonerty's measure. - 95m from 4 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between DenieD and haydo - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 1m from 29 to 30.
• Toe to toe throughout, TY24 did very well against DenieD. - 42m from 46 to 88.
• While very slim pickings for both players, dogs105 came out tops over the brave Giant Strides. - 21m from 1 to 22.
• In an epic battle, Giant YoYo either broke even with boncer34 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 96m from 0 to 96.
• In an epic battle, eth-dog had HARPSichord's measure. - 93m from 4 to 97.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, haydo did well against jezzajay. - 23m from 67 to 90.
• In quite a tussle, Ressies SwampPig had the better of Itsmyshow. - 73m from 0 to 73.
• Neither having much reason to brag, haydo beat JT_the_Man today - but not by much. - 0m from 19 to 19.
• Neither having much reason to brag, LukeParkerno1 had the better of haydo. - 0m from 7 to 7.
• In quite a tussle, RU_ did very well against LukeParkerno1. - 65m from 31 to 96.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, NinjaSwan massacred Tarkyn_24. - 14m from 0 to 14.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, NinjaSwan was slightly more polished than Zoops. - 71m from 17 to 88.
• While not all all one-way, Pamcake1 had the better of PhenomenalV1. - 87m from 0 to 87.
• Despite neither player having much impact, dogs105 won the bout with PhenomenalV1. - 6m from 91 to 97.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Ressies SwampPig either broke even with Shermy or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 22m from 77 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Riviat and SSwans2011 were hard to separate - though Riviat was slightly more effective. - 12m from 7 to 19.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Rubber Arm had haydo's measure. - 0m from 60 to 60.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Rubber Arm came out tops over the brave The Majestic. - 24m from 74 to 98.
• Toe to toe throughout, SM either broke even with SSwans2011 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 76m from 21 to 97.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Tarkyn_24 gave akkaps a hiding. - 80m from 19 to 99.
• Despite neither player having much impact, The Majestic won the bout with jezzajay. - 44m from 13 to 57.
• Neither having much reason to brag, akkaps was slightly more polished than Zoops. - 7m from 8 to 15.

 

[damicky]

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Statistic Leaders: Cubs2Lions Pamcake1 BFew ClarkeM Pamcake1 Giant YoYo NinjaSwan Rubber Arm

Back from the bye in a big big way.
900 reasons to win this game and we did! celebrating croweater 41's 500th league match and JT_the_Man's 300th Wonders match in style.
Cubs2Lions was very, very good on the field and in the posting and BFew stood tall down forward and backed it up with some high quality and high quantity posting.
A wonders debut for Ressies SwampPig was enormous as well coming in with a respectable 18 disposals.
We'll say hello to our old friend damicky as we face the swampies in the sewers.

Wonders Media:

Media - Croweater 41 Is Playing In His 500th Sweet FA Match This Weekend And You Are Invited, Please Come

Congratulations to the newest inductee of the 500 game milestone, croweater 41 Though he deserves a grand applause, he almost certainly does not deserve to waste any more of my own personal time and so this will be sharp and punctual. I know he likes things quick and to the point. There...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal

Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal by Dr. Ultimas Ressier It was a fantastic weekend for Tarkyn_24 as he went head-to-head with the Ophidian Old Boys General Harvey Manfrenjensenden and kicked twelve goals. An event that has only happened five games in a 24 year period of the Sweet...

www.bigfooty.com

Full Match Statistics:​

Congratulations croweater 41 & JT_the_Man

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Congratulations croweater 41 & JT_the_Man

see u soon da mick