What’s the deal with airline food?

[WCErevival]

Best thing about airline food is the little bread roll

 

[perthblue]

Best thing about airline food is the little bread roll

And cheese +crackers. I feel the dessert is usually pretty good too.

 

[Scotland]

Airline food has improved a fair bit since the 80s and 90s.

What shits me is how much packaging there is. So wasteful.

 

[SwampCreature]

crackers.

Rascist

 

[Billy ray]

I find having this playing in your earphones makes airline food taste better.

 

[kickazz]

I find having this playing in your earphones makes airline food taste better.

Well if we are going to combine National Lampoon's Vacation movies with airline food in one thread, it would be remiss of us to leave out one of the most understatedly hilarious lines in the history of Hollywood:

 

[mr bagcroft]

Unless its a long haul flight, I dont really get food at all.
Why cant people not eat for 2 or 3 hours?
I wonder the same thing at the football.
Its Probably just me.

 

[JG22]

Unless its a long haul flight, I dont really get food at all.
Why cant people not eat for 2 or 3 hours?
I wonder the same thing at the football.
Its Probably just me.

I guess on a plane your often very bored so any food is a form of entertainment.

 

[SwampCreature]

It was the summer of shit SA threads

 

[CrazyQ]

I don't know if it's because I'm high but I don't know what the **** anyone meant on the first page.

 

[SwampCreature]

It’s satire

All of bigfooty is satire

 

[perthblue]

It’s satire

All of bigfooty is satire

more like SA-tire

Like my post.

 

[Big Cox 88]

Best way to avoid jet lag is not to eat and to fast for your flight only drinking water. Moving time zones at that speed causes changes and damage to your gut microbiome and by not eating you allow it to heal itself and not ruin your circadian rhythm as badly.

 

[JG22]

Best way to avoid jet lag is not to eat and to fast for your flight only drinking water. Moving time zones at that speed causes changes and damage to your gut microbiome and by not eating you allow it to heal itself and not ruin your circadian rhythm as badly.

don't know most of those words but i get you

eating shapes sleeping times

 

[the_interloper]

Best way to avoid jet lag is not to eat and to fast for your flight only drinking water. Moving time zones at that speed causes changes and damage to your gut microbiome and by not eating you allow it to heal itself and not ruin your circadian rhythm as badly.

Nah, you drink beer and eat nuts, that's the best option.

 

[SwampCreature]

more like SA-tire

Like my post.

I would like this post, but as I know all of bigfooty is satire, I understand it is a joke request.

I will therefore not like

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

more like SA-tire

Like my post.

Yeah go on. I saw the humour in it

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Nah, you drink beer and eat nuts, that's the best option.

In Mexico they're so f*cking hardcore than instead of beer nuts in the drinking clubs and the cantinas they have dried or pickled chillis on the table. Feel the burn!!

 

[perthblue]

I would like this post, but as I know all of bigfooty is satire, I understand it is a joke request.

I will therefore not like

that makes me sad-tire

 

[SwampCreature]

Are you a little bit deflated?

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

I'm eating in the Virgin lounge right now in Perth, waiting for the red eye back to Melbourne.

Don't touch the stuff on the plane.

 

[raskolnikov]

airline food >>>>hospital food

 

[ChappyUK]

Airline food is designed purely to stop 200 passengers clogging up the shitter.

 

[ChappyUK]

Airline food is designed purely to stop 200 passengers clogging up the shitter.

 

[Doss]

It's a vicious cycle. The food is dehydrated and clogs you up. To combat that you can drink copious amounts of coffee and sooner or later you'll get that gurgling, loosening feeling that sends you off to the toilet anyway.

But then of course you won't sleep and you'll still need to piss another four times after dumping out.

That might be the most beautiful thing I've ever written.