Think Tank What do you guys do in September?

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Put it this way.

A Carlton flag will seriously piss off Colliwobbles and Kardashimond supporters, so you might as well jump on our Bandwagon in Bluestember !

We've already pissed them off. We'll welcome you to the club with open arms and spuds to offload to you in the trade period

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

As a side note, this level of Bay is great. There's a minimum amount of Spreaders or Triggered Tiger spam, with a large handful of actually entertaining, witty, intelligent content. Bravo, Bay denizens.

Edit: I've spoken too soon, haven't I?

The best is yet to come.

September will be Kardashimond free for the next 10 years. I am loading up on a Tigers spoon in 2024. Their list is in worse shape than West Coast's.

Going to be a decade of misery for the Punt Road flogs and its going to be blissful nirvana !

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

We've already pissed them off. We'll welcome you to the club with open arms and spuds to offload to you in the trade period

Not one current Geelong player would get a game with Carlton. Facts are facts.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Not one current Geelong player would get a game with Carlton. Facts are facts.

Former Geelong players do though

And Tom Stewart would easily replace one of your defenders

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

The best is yet to come.

September will be Kardashimond free for the next 10 years. I am loading up on a Tigers spoon in 2024. Their list is in worse shape than West Coast's.

Going to be a decade of misery for the Punt Road flogs and its going to be blissful nirvana !

I tell ya, it's tempting to throw a few avocados on Tigers for the spoon. Even if they're not shit enough to get it legitimately, they're devoid of pride enough to tank for it

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Former Geelong players do though

And Tom Stewart would easily replace one of your defenders

Maybe. But our backline has been holding steady lately. Got no power or gorilla forwards to worry about in the finals.

Where as all other finals teams are wetting their panties at the thought of facing King Charles aka The Man of Steel

We have had some luck with picking up stars from Micky Turner's Geelong Falcons Footy Factory over the years (Walsh is a future brownlow medalist and AA captain)

And thanks for Brian Cook too

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Maybe. But our backline has been holding steady lately. Got no power or gorilla forwards to worry about in the finals.

Where as all other finals teams are wetting their panties at the thought of facing King Charles aka The Man of Steel

We have had some luck with picking up stars from Micky Turner's Geelong Falcons Footy Factory over the years (Walsh is a future brownlow medalist and AA captain)

And thanks for Brian Cook too

Yeah, I can see why the AFL ditched zones when they realized how powerful the Cats would be with exclusive access to the FFF

What do you mean no gorillas? Is Brodie Mihocek not making you shit your pants in fear?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Yeah, I can see why the AFL ditched zones when they realized how powerful the Cats would be with exclusive access to the FFF

What do you mean no gorillas? Is Brodie Mihocek not making you s**t your pants in fear?

Mihocek is about as threatening as a wet sock with holes in it. Biggest deflatable dildo in the AFL after Mason 'Tosser from Texas' Cox

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Mihocek is about as threatening as a wet sock with holes in it. Biggest deflatable dildo in the AFL after Mason 'Tosser from Texas' Cox

Better not let him hear you say that. He'll strut towards you and push you in the chest with his finger.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Better not let him hear you say that. He'll strut towards you and push you in the chest with his finger.

I will tell him to GAGF and he will go sook about it on twitter.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Thank you. I'd like to thank the Academy, god (Ablett Snr), my parents (rip) and the haters

 

[Tiger2709]

Ahhh advice from a seasoned September Holidayer.

There aren't very many of those games about in colour. Do you have to get the VCR out?

Its fine I have it stored right next to the 8 track in my walnut stereo cabinet

 

[Tiger2709]

Does that mean you're not even old enough to be one of the 15% of Australia's living population to have seen 3 Collingwood flags*?

I'm astounded.

I'm not that damn old, although a couple of Geelong's current players may recall some of Collingwood's earlier flags?

The wobblers only have 2 wins in my lifetime but they do have 11 losses and two draws

 

[Tiger2709]

The best is yet to come.

September will be Kardashimond free for the next 10 years. I am loading up on a Tigers spoon in 2024. Their list is in worse shape than West Coast's.

Going to be a decade of misery for the Punt Road flogs and its going to be blissful nirvana !

 

[Tiger2709]

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Thank you. I'd like to thank the Academy, god (Ablett Snr), my parents (rip) and the haters

2200 posts in a month

Its not even winter in Scandy yet.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Mihocek is about as threatening as a wet sock with holes in it. Biggest deflatable dildo in the AFL after Mason 'Tosser from Texas' Cox

Only steers and queers come from Texas. And he doesn't look much like a steer to me.

Better not let him hear you say that. He'll strut towards you and push you in the chest with his finger.

I bet Trac called him a deflatable dildo after the siren on Kings Birthday and that's why Mason got all melty.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

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Lol VFL means nothing.

We had to recruit local lads around the Coburg and Brunswick area to fill in slots for our reserves team cause of so many injuries.

 

[Cyclops]

Well speaking as a Collingwood supporter, we stock up on tissues for September. Either way we get through cartons of them.

... Biggest deflatable dildo in the AFL ...

That crushing coming from a dildo afficionado like yourself.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Generally my team is playing so I watch.

My team has played more footy in september than any other team which makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

You can always rely on a Magpie swooping in September, hence the name.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Only steers and queers come from Texas. And he doesn't look much like a steer to me.

I bet Trac called him a deflatable dildo after the siren on Kings Birthday and that's why Mason got all melty.

Collingwood and being melty name a more iconic duo

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Generally my team is playing so I watch.

My team has played more footy in september than any other team which makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

You can always rely on a Magpie swooping in September, hence the name.

Geeez there's an off coloured remark to be made about magpies and chasing children.

Thankfully I'm much too proper to make it.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

2200 posts in a month

Its not even winter in Scandy yet.

3 weeks not a month yet.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

2200 posts in a month

Its not even winter in Scandy yet.

Huh? What's Scandy? Or do you mean candy?

Some Richmond and Collingwood nuffies keep melting and quoting me, so I have to respond. Other than that, there's been a lot to talk about on the Geelong board, including what it's like to have our very own, earned, top 10 pick*



*That will get pushed out to the mid-teens by poorly run clubs getting compo for their shit cultures

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Triggering Tiger - I've just heard some reliable information that made me think of a thread idea for you:


Post here if you've been banned from Big Footy more times than your club has won a flag

It would be a popular thread

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Geeez there's an off coloured remark to be made about magpies and chasing children.

Thankfully I'm much too proper to make it.

No need to get emotional about it