What is the point of Josh Schache?

[The Cryptkeeper]

11 goals up at HT against literal witches hats and this clown still can’t get a kick.

Just retire from football Josh. Get yourself a job where you can “work” from home providing the same output as you have for your entire football career without having to expose your incompetence to the public.

Have some self-respect FFS.

 

[Magnum27]

He's a bit unlucky Melbourne have already played the Eagles, he would have kicked 10 against our backline.

 

[Mofra]

He's too nice for AFL football

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

He made me miss Ben Brown

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Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

tonight.
But would be getting a regular game for Hawthorn right now.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

He made me miss Ben Brown tonight.
But would be getting a regular game for Hawthorn right now.

Doubt it.

I think Melbourne gave him a game out of sympathy. Or perhaps he has compromising pics of Simon Goodwin?

 

[The Wrecker]

Would be captain of Hawthorn.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

He just needs time to mature into his body.

 

[Jazny]

11 goals up at HT against literal witches hats and this clown still can’t get a kick.

Just retire from football Josh. Get yourself a job where you can “work” from home providing the same output as you have for your entire football career without having to expose your incompetence to the public.

Have some self-respect FFS.

He is a better player than you would ever be.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Doubt it.

I think Melbourne gave him a game out of sympathy. Or perhaps he has compromising pics of Simon Goodwin?

If Sam Frost hadn't been traded to you, we'd have delisted him by now.

Maybe he got them from Jake Melksham, who knows? But Harry Petty should be back next week to take that spot back.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

If Sam Frost hadn't been traded to you, we'd have delisted him by now.

Maybe he got them from Jake Melksham, who knows? But Harry Petty should be back next week to take that spot back.

Sam Frost is a dumb footballer. You’ll get no argument from me there.

But at least he knows how to find it. Josh Schache might be a very nice fellow but he needs to find something else to do because he’s an utterly pointless football player.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

He is a better player than you would ever be.

Well that’s it, shut down the Bay then. You can’t be taking the piss out of footballers in here based on that response.

 

[Pistol Night]

He's too nice for AFL football

He reminds me of a young Robbie Muir

 

[Pistol Night]

And?

Me