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If I am eating msg filled 'cheese snack' shit (which probably happens once a year), it's going to be cheese and bacon balls.
Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.
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If I am eating msg filled 'cheese snack' shit (which probably happens once a year), it's going to be cheese and bacon balls.
Burger Rings just beat out Cheetos for me, but both excellent.
Dunno why but that is just a great line.
"Sir! The avocados have become unweighted!"
"What?! DEFCON 2 soldier!"
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****ing rude people grind my gears.
Just having lunch at the pub and was sitting at a table near a power point so I could charge my phone. I left my charger there and went to the bar. Jacket was also still on chair. Was there 2mins and came back and a chavvy chick and her kids had fully set up shop at my seat and had even plugged in her phone into my charger.
She then gave me this look as to say I've got kids and then just handed me my charger. I wasn't going make a scene as the kids were quite young but just said something about her lack of manners. Then she just started swearing and ranting at me. So much for not making a scene.
Just having lunch at the pub and was sitting at a table near a power point so I could charge my phone. I left my charger there and went to the bar. Jacket was also still on chair. Was there 2mins and came back and a chavvy chick and her kids had fully set up shop at my seat and had even plugged in her phone into my charger.
She then gave me this look as to say I've got kids and then just handed me my charger. I wasn't going make a scene as the kids were quite young but just said something about her lack of manners. Then she just started swearing and ranting at me. So much for not making a scene.
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You should have "Choppered" her on the spot.
Then when the bobbies came you just could have said... "Look, Tyler Durden007 was taking a piss, Starburns was watching a bull ant crossing the table, and I was watching Starburns watching the bull ant. So none of us saw anything. As much as we'd like to help you, we can't... it's just one of those things"
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Should have shit on her table. Bitch.
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Note to self.
Never steal morganshlees table at the pub.
Never steal morganshlees table at the pub.
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You'd need to push me off it first
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I was not aware this was an option.
I own a little espresso bar and once this chick plugged her computer into my wall without asking (using a knife to lever out the child proof cap) and proceeded to sit on her ample ass for over 5 hours. She bought a toastie and coffee but still it ****en wound me right up. She was making calls to banks and speaking to people on loudspeaker. Lucky for her I had just opened and **** all people came in but still it would have been nice to ask.
Not having a go at you for plugging in - pubs are different. Anywhere with a trough running around the counter is pretty much Do What You Want territory in my opinion.
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Five hours and spent circa $10? What a ****ing lowlife.
Of course you do mate, I'm assuming your a Brit or are surrounded by them. When their not being unfailingingly polite their apologising (I know I'm married to one).
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The gradual morph of the petrol station into a convenience store shits me. Particularly the "On the Run" ones we have in SA (owned by an arseh*le family company) which usually only have 1-2 people on duty and a queue halfway out the door.
If I need to buy fuel, I just want to get in, get out. Sadly, you have to wait for the attendant to press the button on their console to start the fuel pump (which can take up to a minute); the fuel pumps themselves seem slower than ever, but the worst part is waiting for the plebs in front of you to get coffee and/or lotto tickets. Can we have a separate line for coffee please? **** knows why so many people insist on buying shitty servo coffee anyway.
If I need to buy fuel, I just want to get in, get out. Sadly, you have to wait for the attendant to press the button on their console to start the fuel pump (which can take up to a minute); the fuel pumps themselves seem slower than ever, but the worst part is waiting for the plebs in front of you to get coffee and/or lotto tickets. Can we have a separate line for coffee please? **** knows why so many people insist on buying shitty servo coffee anyway.
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My wife is a vego so i miss the bacon option in things like these now. Potato salad and bacon are best mates but they dont visit me together anymore.
Pay at the bowser not an option?
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My wife is a vego so i miss the bacon option in things like these now. Potato salad and bacon are best mates but they dont visit me together anymore.
That would grind my gears.
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They can be handy for picking up bread and milk when you can't be arsed going to a supermarket.
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Bacon is always an option.
