NBates
Brownlow Medallist
Let me tell you something folks, nobody knows more about footy than me. Believe me, I'm a tremendous expert when it comes to the game. And let me tell you, the Western Bulldogs are playing some incredible footy right now, just tremendous. Their style of play is absolutely amazing, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a huge fan of the game, but because it's the truth.
But you know what, the so-called "experts" and "journalists" out there don't seem to agree with me. They keep saying that the Bulldogs aren't playing well, that they're making too many mistakes, that their game plan is all wrong. Well, let me tell you folks, those people are just flat out wrong. They don't know what they're talking about. It's fake news, it's a hoax.
I mean, have they even watched the Bulldogs play? Have they seen the way they move the ball around the ground, the way they work together as a team, the way they create scoring opportunities? It's a thing of beauty, folks. And yet these so-called "experts" just keep harping on about how the Bulldogs are playing poorly. It's a disgrace, it's disgusting.
So let me be clear: the Western Bulldogs are playing some of the best footy I've ever seen, and anyone who says otherwise is just plain wrong. We need to start listening to the real experts, the people who actually know what they're talking about. And let me tell you, folks, I'm one of those people. I know more about footy than anyone, and I can tell you with absolute certainty that the Bulldogs are playing some amazing footy right now.