What would Bill Hicks say about Bay 13? Who wins the Bill Hicks Bay 13 2010 award?

[Breeder Reactor]

I do consider this place, Bay 13 to be a stand up comedy stage show. Serious talent can be born here. Laughs a plenty. I only watch from the stands. Many of the posters here provide a laugh a minute. So when it comes to trolling, can you match the brilliance of Bill Hicks?

Who is worthy of Goat Boy here? Apply this rationale when it comes to talking about footy!


Bill Hicks[youtube]

- Goatboy
[youtube]0JQIoc2FCvc[/youtube]


Can any Bay 13 poster achieve such legendary status? Who in Bay 13 come close?

Let Bill Hicks be the benchmark. May he be an inspiration for future trolling. Can anyone apply his rationale when it comes to taking the piss out football clubs and their players?



I hope the Mods allow this for inspiration so it can be applied to footy.
Bill Hicks on Marketing

[youtube]gDW_Hj2K0wo[/youtube]

 

[The Night Shift]

umm.. what?

 

[Breeder Reactor]

umm.. what?

Weak as piss.

Give us comedy, and nothing but.

 

[Cake]

Yo yo yo
MC Cake is here to win the award
Yeah I'm posting shit, but that's coz I'm bored
I'm the funniest dude this side of the bay
And if you say that I'm not, well you're just ****ing gay

 

[Breeder Reactor]

Yo yo yo
MC Cake is here to win the award
Yeah I'm posting shit, but that's coz I'm bored
I'm the funniest dude this side of the bay
And if you say that I'm not, well you're just ****ing gay

You maybe bored Cake, but what would Bill Hicks say if alive today?

I'd say Bill Hicks will rate you 8 out of 10.

But expect a revolt from such a suggestion.

Edit: 5 out of 10. You did a hit a run and gone to bed. Poor form dude.

 

[Breeder Reactor]

Message to Alan Didak.

"Collingwood football star Alan Didak told police he was "shitting" himself when accused murderer Christopher Wayne Hudson started firing a gun next to him during a wild ride to a Hells Angel club house."

http://www.theage.com.au/news/natio...natic-wild-ride/2008/05/08/1210131141123.html

If only Bill Hicks was alive to repeat Didak's story live on stage.

Bill Hicks - JFK

[youtube]11Fl9ZVJ7B8
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Use your imagination people. Didak would laugh. Surely?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Fl9ZVJ7B8

 

[thurmanmunson]

I doubt five people on this whole forum know who Bill Hicks is

 

[Breeder Reactor]

I doubt five people on this whole forum know who Bill Hicks is

In 24 hours, many more will do.

Goodnight all.

 

[thurmanmunson]

In 24 hours, many more will do.

Goodnight all.

If they don't know him already, they should be ashamed

 

[Double the Fist]

I doubt five people on this whole forum know who Bill Hicks is

Gee I hope not.

If they don't know him already, they should be ashamed

This

thurmanunson, I'll get you a coffee. You drive out back, im gon start tha pump!

 

[Big48]

Who the F*** is Bill Hicks?

 

[Alecks]

I always found goat boy annoying, goes on too long. But Bill was definitely a gun, probably the best. I dont think he would have much good to say about the bay

 

[Jethro!]

Who the F*** is Bill Hicks?

Bill Hicks is the man who knows why Jesus hasn't returned

 

[Mofra]

I doubt five people on this whole forum know who Bill Hicks is

There were 10-12 of us lauding him as a hero on the Humour board a while back.

One of the all time greats. I'd put him on the same level as George Carlin.

 

[sgnl00]

The great Bill Hicks compared to Bay 13? He would be rolling in his grave.

Actually, no he wouldn't, he wouldn't give a ****.

 

[BONG RIPS MKII]

bill hicks sucked

whats funny about some guy complaining on stage for 3 hours?

 

[Mofra]

bill hicks sucked

whats funny about some guy complaining on stage for 3 hours?

^ Humour fail.

 

[lionaround]

Bill Hicks was hilarious.

The JFK clip is one of my favorites, the stage presence that he has and his body language just make that clip gold.

Mitch Hedberg though? Man that dude was freaking hilarious in every way. I miss all of those comics.

 

[Mofra]

Mitch Hedberg though? Man that dude was freaking hilarious in every way. I miss all of those comics.

Too true. All the best stand up comics are dead.

 

[W. Smithers]

I doubt five people on this whole forum know who Bill Hicks is

He's the guy Tool dedicated an album to.

 

[Manila_Eagle]

Manila_Eagle wins the award because Manila_Eagle has caviar off hookers breasts washed down with DOM when he gets a winner on the punt.

 

[charcoalchicken]

I'm the mother****ing Bill Hicks of this shit I run Bay 13 mother****ers

 

[Mr Shankly]

Too true. All the best stand up comics are dead.

This guy goes all right:

[youtube]TG4f9zR5yzY[/youtube]

 

[Tyler Durden007]

^^^ more lulz than "goat boy"... I'm sure I'd laugh at a Bill Hicks gig, but you have to be funnier to get lulz off recordings... like this guy...

this guys is funny in any forum...

[YOUTUBE]GuOaVRerZLY[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Football God]

yeep good one bae