When a 7 foot yank who can't play footy is your best forward, yore seasons already over.

How bad is Mason Cox?


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How shit must Rance be to get destroyed by 7 foot yank who can’t play footy? And to think some nuffies were claiming he’s the best defender of all time.
 
Mason Cox is Collingwoods version of Ty Vickery.

Ty had one good game and kicked 6, destroyed the Pies.

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Remember how we then convinced the Hawks on the back of this that he was a solution for them and we got a compo pick?

And how that turned into Shai Bolton?

Good times.

Shai 29 disposals, will kick 3, BOG this Friday.
 

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Mason Cox is Collingwoods version of Ty Vickery.

Ty had one good game and kicked 6, destroyed the Pies.

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Remember how we then convinced the Hawks on the back of this that he was a solution for them and we got a compo pick?

And how that turned into Shai Bolton?

Good times.

Shai 29 disposals, will kick 3, BOG this Friday.
I doubt many people besides Tiger supporters remember Ty’s one good game TBH whilst E V E R Y O N E remembers Rance taking the full length of Cox in that prelim. 👉🏼👌🏼💦
 
I doubt many people besides Tiger supporters remember Ty’s one good game TBH whilst E V E R Y O N E remembers Rance taking the full length of Cox in that prelim. 👉🏼👌🏼💦
Preliminaryships are very important.
 
Imagine if Mason Cox had footy smarts and actually stood in the centre of the ground for the final kick in for the Grand Final.

One would assume a 7ft ruckman could’ve prevented Shuey from taking an uncontested mark, killing the clock and ultimately keeping the ball in West Coast’s forward half until the final siren.

A player who had more footy smarts than a steamed broccoli might’ve helped win Collingwood that illusive premiership 😉
 
Imagine if Mason Cox had footy smarts and actually stood in the centre of the ground for the final kick in for the Grand Final.

One would assume a 7ft ruckman could’ve prevented Shuey from taking an uncontested mark, killing the clock and ultimately keeping the ball in West Coast’s forward half until the final siren.

A player who had more footy smarts than a steamed broccoli might’ve helped win Collingwood that illusive premiership 😉
Nafan No-flags is the vegetable to blame for that.
 
Remember that time a 7ft yank that can't play footy ended a team's season?
That was his best game ever and he scored 3 goals in a 7 goal win, there's one for the highlight reel.

Never in the history of the game has so much publicity been given for what for most forwards would be considered a slightly above average game.
 
You’ve got to move on.
Yes he destroyed your silly back to back dreams.
So you humiliate him
You deride him
But it won’t take away your pain, your sense of loss, your crushing disappointment.
It’s not helping.
You are still grieving.
and we weren't the team that threw away yet another flag, I can't imagine how shit you must feel.
 
To be fair, that 7 foot Yank karved up the Tiger Kubs in the Finals last year.

Now I am no fan of the Victoria Park Lexus leaches - they did steal out jumper and colours in broad daylight. But I do remember the Kox Karve Up of the Tigers in that final last year. That I do remember very well my friend.

The Kox Karve Up Preliminary 2018 style. Lexus kebabs everywhere

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You stole the colours from us 1892 vs 1902 you wore blue and then magenta before then
 

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Mason Cox is Collingwoods version of Ty Vickery.

Ty had one good game and kicked 6, destroyed the Pies.

View attachment 713660

Remember how we then convinced the Hawks on the back of this that he was a solution for them and we got a compo pick?

And how that turned into Shai Bolton?

Good times.

Shai 29 disposals, will kick 3, BOG this Friday.

**** you and your magic beans !!
 
That was his best game ever and he scored 3 goals in a 7 goal win, there's one for the highlight reel.

Never in the history of the game has so much publicity been given for what for most forwards would be considered a slightly above average game.

😂😂😂

How’s this re-writing of history?
 
So he is their best forward this year then?

Sorry to interrupt your bitter trip down memory lane with facts, but...

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Since when does being ranked 4th make you the "best forward"?

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So Caddy is your best forward, with 12 goals? Mason seems to have kicked more goals than him. And Dusty. And only 2 behind Castagna but having played 4 less games...

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Mason is averaging 1.5 goals a game. Well behind JDG (who mostly plays in the forward line FYI). Let's check back on the Tuggers

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Uh oh... Mason averages more goals than everyone on your team except some first-year player :tearsofjoy:

Well, myth busted, thanks for playing. Now you can go back to reminiscing about last year's prelim and what could have been
 
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Sorry to interrupt your bitter trip down memory lane with facts, but...

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Since when does being ranked 4th make you the "best forward"?

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So Caddy is your best forward, with 12 goals? Mason seems to have kicked more goals than him. And Dusty. And only 2 behind Castagna but having played 4 less games...

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Mason is averaging 1.5 goals a game. Well behind JDG (who mostly plays in the forward line FYI). Let's check back on the Tuggers

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Uh oh... Mason averages more goals than everyone on your team except some first-year player :tearsofjoy:

Well, myth busted, thanks for playing. Now you can go back to reminiscing about last year's prelim and what could have been

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Ive no idea how its re writing history, just stating the fact that 3 goals is not actually that many, Jack kicked 5 at the other end, if he wasn't a Yank he wouldn't have got the accolades he did for that game.

:$
 
I doubt many people besides Tiger supporters remember Ty’s one good game TBH whilst E V E R Y O N E remembers Rance taking the full length of Cox in that prelim. 👉🏼👌🏼💦
I don't know why a win to Collingwood is so important to you.

That's right. You Barack for Geelong and it was against Richmond.
I believe congratulations are in order, for your grand final win :thumbsu:
 
I don't know why a win to Collingwood is so important to you.

That's right. You Barack for Geelong and it was against Richmond.
I believe congratulations are in order, for your grand final win :thumbsu:
I speak the truth, how often do you hear people bringing up Ty Vickerey's "best game" compared to Cox's performance in the 2018 prelim?

Getting all smarmy and huffy doesn't critique anything I said, it just proves I touched a very raw nerve.
🤷‍♂️
 

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When a 7 foot yank who can't play footy is your best forward, yore seasons already over.

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