Which team has the highest % of coke heads?

[AvantGardener]

All the boomers are frothing at the mouths over this non-story? lol.

Exactly.

We'd be better of seeing what loser clubs dont indulge.

List of those who indulge:

• Sydney had Buddy and Michael Talia
• Hawks injunction
• Freo I am sure Pav and Fyfe got on it
• WCE Benny Cousins and co
• Gold Coast Karmichael Hunt and Harley Bennell
• GWS Whitfield dodged ASADA
• Demons Clarry, Joel Smith
• Bulldogs Libba and co
• Saints Riewoldt and co plus Jack Stevens had to be on it
• Pies Rat Pack
• Carlton Elijah Hollands traded in
• Richmond chopsticks and surely Cotch must be on something to put up with Brooke
• Crows Stengle and Smith got caught didn't they
• Norf Duck did the crushed up meds
• Geelong Stokes and Bartels ex
• Brissy made Beams captain so mustnt have an issue

Leaves Port and Essendon (Peptides don't count). Do these two have any outs? Wouldn't surprise me with Port and Kane Cornes if they were such losers they don't make the cut.

 

[Swanssince91]

Sydney is the coke capital of Australia... Even their AFLW players are on it

‘Remorseful’ Swans suspended by AFL after drugs bombshell as details of off-season incident revealed

‘Extremely embarrassed’: ‘Remorseful’ Swans suspended by AFL after drugs bombshell

www.foxsports.com.au

No wonder they wanted a pay raise

Cost of living

 

[LightTower4]

I want Tasi Devils in the poll.

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Still hurts. Understandable

Not really, I was born in 2008.

A good year that wasn’t it?

 

[Mesc]

Not really, I was born in 2008.

A good year that wasn’t it?

I wish I was born in 2008 .

 

[Tandy]

Would be nice if there was a Melbourne supporter around here...

 

[AvantGardener]

Would be nice if there was a Melbourne supporter around here...

3 posts ago...

You werent doing the boundary umpiring last week by any chance?

 

[WillemDaDrew]

I wish I was born in 2008 .

Me too.

 

[zackah]

I wish I was born in 2008 .

Think they know everything but are actually dumb as dog shit, broke and the only thing they have going for them is they masturbate a lot but that’s because they can’t get any.

Pass.

 

[Mesc]

Think they know everything but are actually dumb as dog s**t, broke and the only thing they have going for them is they masturbate a lot but that’s because they can’t get any.

Pass.

I tick 2 of those boxes. I'll leave it to you which boxes they are.

 

[smasha]

All the boomers are frothing at the mouths over this non-story? lol.

Boomers too busy listening to some Jimi Hendrix.

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Think they know everything but are actually dumb as dog s**t, broke and the only thing they have going for them is they masturbate a lot but that’s because they can’t get any.

Pass.

Don’t the millennials use collective energy mind masturbation these days?

 

[Mesc]

Boomers too busy listening to some Jimi Hendrix.

**** Hendrix ! SRV any day !

 

[Mesc]

Don’t the millennials use collective energy mind masturbation these days?

That sounds delicious !

 

[WillemDaDrew]

That sounds delicious !

Just watch a shitload of pr0n without jerking off.

In reality, old folk simply call it a wet dream.

 

[Mesc]

Just watch a shitload of pr0n.

In reality, old folk simply call it a wet dream.

pr0n gets boring. Seen one seen 'em all. I'm old... I call it a "rare treat"

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Sorry to hear that Pal.
The misses just busted me watching at pr0n again.

goodnight.

 

[zackah]

The AFL has suspended Swans AFLW players Alexia Hamilton and Paige Sheppard after finding the pair guilty of 'conduct unbecoming' the day after it was revealed they had been charged by police in the off-season for cocaine possession.

"The AFL found that Hamilton and Sheppard committed a breach of AFL Rule 2.3(a), which states; A Person must not engage in conduct which is unbecoming or likely to prejudice the interests or reputation of the AFL or to bring the game of football into disrepute

Coke, coke for everyone!!!!!! But fake an injury or GTFO

 

[The Wrecker]

Always admired the way GWS goes about their work. Mummy was so stoned against the Pies he let an American practice hit outs with him.
Then there's Jesse the league equivalent of Scarface.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Collingwood live rent free in my head

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If they were on coke you were on mogadon

The thing about Cocaine but..... It's just not very good ? !

Someone who has never had good coke

Cost of living

Cost of snorting

 

[Dinsdale]

Boomers too busy listening to some Jimi Hendrix.

And gathering wheat fungus

 

[Tandy]

Sorry to hear that Pal.
The misses just busted me watching at pr0n again.

goodnight.

I may get banned for this but is this what you are referring to?

 

[Trouto]

I wish I was born in 2008 .

are you kidding? so you can grow up in today's world? I was born in 72, i wish i was born in 52

 

[Trouto]

Sorry to hear that Pal.
The misses just busted me watching at pr0n again.

goodnight.

The "missus"? dude, you were born in 2008, how do you have a "missus"?

 

[Tandy]

Hoping the Port fans boo the Disrepute Demons all night on Saturday. Some might say it's hypocritical as the fans will most likely have their pockets stuffed with gear! Not coke of course that's too expensive for your average Poort Pear fans but it'll be some type of narcotic laced with dried up caustic soda anyway.