Who has the Softess List?

[Bert1]

Anywhere near the shopping centre on Bains Rd?

Not too far actually . Know the area do you?

Please,

You'll have to do better than that.

Why? It was practically the same crap gag you dished out with perhaps even a slight improvement. Yet you ask for more?

with a name like 'Bert' I wouldn't expect too much

And who the hell are you? Pervert.

Besides, what exactly does being 'the kipster' entail?

The Collingwood aspect doesn't help much either.

Lol!!! Wanna bring in the old 'team supported' chestnut into this one do ya?
If so, you must certainly enjoy starting with a handicap.

 

[invinciBlues]

Surprised collingwood hasn't got more votes. Their players are only dangerous when they're behind the wheel.

 

[Black Flag]

with a name like 'Bert' I wouldn't expect too much

So true.

 

[The Donners]

Re: Who has the Softest Lisp?

LOL at flogs voting hawthorn

Brad sewell - tough as anything

Jordan lewis - see brad sewell

Chance bateman - never gives up classic tough footballer

Lance Franklin - uses his weight and never puts his body on the line

Browny - well known try hard tough guy

Hodge - I dont need to explain see well his whole career, media tough

Mitchell - you have to be tough to be the best clearance player in the league

efa

 

[Bert1]

So true.

I would be inclined to retort to your post with an image of a dark skinned homosexual in honour of your username however I don't really want to venture into your regular stomping grounds of the world wide web to find such an image.
Oh and I also doubt the moderators would look kindly upon that anyhow.

 

[Black Flag]

I would be inclined to retort to your post with an image of a dark skinned homosexual in honour of your username however I don't really want to venture into your regular stomping grounds of the world wide web to find such an image.
Oh and I also doubt the moderators would look kindly upon that anyhow.

ok....

.... Bert.

 

[Bert1]

ok....

.... Bert.

No worries Black Fl... L? Wait! Theres an L?

I always just thought your name was... Nevermind.

As you were Captain

 

[mark73]

Not too far actually . Know the area do you?

Yes I do. For about 8 months I lived just off Nash Lane.

Why? It was practically the same crap gag you dished out with perhaps even a slight improvement. Yet you ask for more?

It was certainly an improvement I'll give you that.

Besides, what exactly does being 'the kipster' entail?

Usually it entails bad grammar but he's on the money on this shockingly rare occasion.

Lol!!! Wanna bring in the old 'team supported' chestnut into this one do ya?
If so, you must certainly enjoy starting with a handicap.

I've watched 3 premierships live, can you say the same?

 

[Bert1]

Yes I do. For about 8 months I lived just off Nash Lane.

Ok, now that's creepy. I live off Nash Lane. Simone Cres.

It was certainly an improvement I'll give you that.

Thankyou sir.

Usually it entails bad grammar but he's on the money on this shockingly rare occasion.

What are you saying

I've watched 3 premierships live, can you say the same?

Actually yes I can....

Only one was Collingwood though, haha, you need to be more specific with your questions

 

[demon48]

Yes I do. For about 8 months I lived just off Nash Lane.

Ok, now that's creepy. I live off Nash Lane. Simone Cres.

You both should have sent that info in PMs to each other. Don't want some weirdo on BF reading that and trying to stalk you.

 

[Bert1]

You both should have sent that info in PMs to each other. Don't want some weirdo on BF reading that and trying to stalk you.

Thanks for giving them ideas mate! Haha! I'm moving in Jan anyhow. So the next tenants might have to be concerned about the 'internet cable strangler'

 

[key position]

You both should have sent that info in PMs to each other. Don't want some weirdo on BF reading that and trying to stalk you.

Im all over it man, id like to know where Bert1 lives.

More directions, more directions, please.

 

[key position]

You both should have sent that info in PMs to each other. Don't want some weirdo on BF reading that and trying to stalk you.

Start pm'ing people, now thats weird.

 

[theboxmike]

We Have Hille

Thread/

 

[EagleMan87]

So did your captain.

hahahaha

Be fair to him, he only just jumped on the bandwagon.

 

[XXX5]

Must be West Coke.

I read an article which was convincing about the fact that sportsmen that take cocaine on a regular basis have a problem getting an erection.

 

[rampantswan]

Easily St. Kilda (especially now Ball is gone). The following blokes showed 100,000 people how hard as warm butter they are.

Raph "Fabio (So soft I can't believe he's not butter)" Clarke
Zac "Marshmellow" Dawson
Nick "Still in the closet" Dal Santo
Steve "Sleeps with the lights on" Milne
Michael "Pillows" Gardiner

Just to name a few...

 

[mark73]

You both should have sent that info in PMs to each other. Don't want some weirdo on BF reading that and trying to stalk you.

Seriously, you're a knob.

 

[tribey]

Re: Who has the Softest Lisp?

Clitster, you are a spud...

But to answer your question, I would say Chad Cornes.

2000-2009 top-5 AFL contested marks and contested possessions. If he's 'soft' then 99% of the Blues list must be a gelatinous goo.

 

[Plugger35]

Easily St. Kilda (especially now Ball is gone). The following blokes showed 100,000 people how hard as warm butter they are.

Raph "Fabio (So soft I can't believe he's not butter)" Clarke
Zac "Marshmellow" Dawson
Nick "Still in the closet" Dal Santo
Steve "Sleeps with the lights on" Milne
Michael "Pillows" Gardiner

Just to name a few...

Steve "Baker's Bitch" Johnson and Mark "Sooky Spud" Blake board.

 

[demon48]

So did your captain.

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[demon48]

Seriously, you're a knob.

I'm not the knob who posted my address on a public forum.

 

[mark73]

I'm not the knob who posted my address on a public forum.

Who did?

 

[rampantswan]

Steve "Baker's Bitch" Johnson and Mark "Sooky Spud" Blake board.

Oh you mean premiership players Steve "normie" johnson and Mark "i have as many premierships as St. Soft" Blake??

 

[The Kipster]

And who the hell are you? Pervert.

Besides, what exactly does being 'the kipster' entail?

Woah, you really are a spud aren't you?

spud of a name (tick), spud of a bloke (tick) who follows a team of spuds (tick)

yep you tick all the boxes