Who will max "the unmade bed!" rooke flatten first!

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Your thoughts on who the "unmade bed" will hit with a crunching bump! Remember last year ohh soo close! Hope he doesn't have a shave too!!
i'll go for whoever is on ablett- so brad sewell!
 
Steve Johnson.

Max will fly off the half back line, Steve off the half forward line...

The collision in the middle will not be pretty.
 
The logical answer is Hodge, I think Max will play on him as a defensive forward....

...although I'd like to see him flatten Guerra at some stage....then bend down and rip his hairpiece off with his teeth and shake it in his mouth like a wild cat killing a small animal.
 

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Nah,

All coming in from different sides, Ling, Chappy, Johnno and Max will collide in the very centre. The sound will be something like dropping an iron girder on another from a height, and the bones of Hawthorn's midfield will break from the very shockwaves.

Jordan Lewis will start crying.
 
Steve Johnson.

Max will fly off the half back line, Steve off the half forward line...

The collision in the middle will not be pretty.

I was laughing, but then I thought about it. Shite, the way they only have eyes for their prey, it's almost inevitable.

........which is closely followed by the Camster skittling every Hawk in the vicinity as he searches (vainly) for the culprit.

Melee anyone?
 
My pick is Jordan Lewis ... immediately after Lewis tries to flatten Gaz at the first bounce.
 

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I don't think we will be the instigators of anything overly physical. If the Hawks attempt to rough us up Max will become a "possessed man" again and probably cause some real damage.
 
The logical answer is Hodge, I think Max will play on him as a defensive forward....

...although I'd like to see him flatten Guerra at some stage....then bend down and rip his hairpiece off with his teeth and shake it in his mouth like a wild cat killing a small animal.

Top Effort:thumbsu::thumbsu:
 
A tribute to the great MAX

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The logical answer is Hodge, I think Max will play on him as a defensive forward....

...although I'd like to see him flatten Guerra at some stage....then bend down and rip his hairpiece off with his teeth and shake it in his mouth like a wild cat killing a small animal.

shit that's funny :D, i laughed that hard i spat my cofee all over my keyboard.

I'd love him to take Lurker Lewis out

Rook
 
Scott McLaren :p

If you have any sway down Kardinia way, please make it happen. :p

If it comes off, I will do whatever is in my power to make sure Brown is coming in the other direction and to time it just right so Scotty gets crunched between them.


Ahhhh the harmony of combatants working together against a common foe. Then we could start the game.

Back on topic, I for one hope Maxy behaves.... he scares me a little, has a wrecking ball attitude when he gets in a mood and is hard enough to back it up.
 
Rooke coming from one direction, Brown from the other...it is like something out of "Matrix Revolutions" (you know, the one nobody watched??) when Smith and Neo went head-to-head.

Max Rooke to take out the Southern Stand
 
I remember Dermie saying Lewis plays his best football after he cops a good wack.
It sets him up for the day
He said he wished someone hit him at the start of each game.
 

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