Why Are Hawthorn Supporters So Good At Trolling?

[SleepingGiant]

This is by no means a crack at Hawthorn fans on here, but they seem to troll the best and hunt in packs when trolling. Are they all mates that just get on a forum (i.e. 40 mates) and just take over bay 13? I mean in work circles and friendship circles I rarely see hawk fans but when I do they are no where near as trollish, they are at best less trollish. I'm going to have a crack and say that you all know each other, and it's all a cry for attention. I mean any publicity is good publicity isn't it? I might be more dareing to suggest you are all following instructions from your evil tribal leader in Jeffery Kennet? The truth has now come out. Your actions co-incide with each other, and must be stopped. There should be a please explain from the AFL and fines issued out for such disgraceful behaviour.

 

[Ron]

Yeah cause shouting "Handbag, Handbag" and "Cyril > you" over and over again is first rate trolling.

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

No, we are just the most intelligent.

 

[lions_den]

2008 premiership certainly helps as it covers most rebuttals from opposition supporters, especially Geelong.

 

[blue gunslinger]

the 40 mates are all in fact Hodgepodge's alter egos. The medication is helping for his multiple personality disorder

 

[krisholio14]

Good at trolling?

Clearly you prefer quantity over quality

 

[SleepingGiant]

2008 premiership certainly helps as it covers most rebuttals from opposition supporters, especially Geelong.

Yes yes I would do the same. It's like getting a star on nintendo 64's mario kart for a year, your invincible to all attacks but you can still fall off the rainbow level and come last or at best middle of the field.

 

[Bloodstained Bomber]

they hunt in packs when trolling.

This is the culture of their club.

They are cowardly thugs and only go near a player when they have 2 or 3 team mates to hold him down, hence why they are 16th for contested ball.

When you have such a flawed club culture there is no other outcome than for your supporters to follow suit.

 

[It Was A Good Day]

Why do birds fly?

 

[Spluff]

I'm sure if the Saints win the 2009 flag it will be them trolling incessantly.

 

[battle]

we are all family down at the mightly hawks and hodgepodge, hodge2franklin and myself are all sisters

 

[Blue Dawn]

the 40 mates are all in fact Hodgepodge's alter egos. The medication is helping for his multiple personality disorder

C'mon Guns be nice - they're not all that dumb.

 

[Mr Obvious]

Yes yes I would do the same. It's like getting a star on nintendo 64's mario kart for a year, your invincible to all attacks but you can still fall off the rainbow level and come last or at best middle of the field.

Mario Kart is a fun game.

 

[SleepingGiant]

Geeze no one replyed to my last post... I thought it was gold. Theres somthing unique about them though, I reckon theres daily brainstorming sessions between this secret clan of soldiers.

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

This is the culture of their club.

They are cowardly thugs and only go near a player when they have 2 or 3 team mates to hold him down, hence why they are 16th for contested ball.

When you have such a flawed club culture there is no other outcome than for your supporters to follow suit.

Obviously you aren't over the line in the sand game my little sheep.

I don't blame you.

Your team won that fight.

They did......they went on and won a premier.......NO THEY DIDN'T......HaHa we did.

But on the bright side, at least you got rid of that dementia riddled old fool and finally got yourself someone who can coach.

As I said, PM me if you need any advice, you seem besotted with the Mighty Hawks, and while that's OK - to be honest with you, we seem to have quite a few bandwagoners on tap at the moment.

There is no room at the inn.

Maybe next year, or even enjoy your win tonight for what it's worth.

Your mentor - TWITA

 

[Jaeger]

Obviously you aren't over the line in the sand game my little sheep.

I don't blame you.

Your team won that fight.

They did......they went on and won a premier.......NO THEY DIDN'T......HaHa we did.

But on the bright side, at least you got rid of that dementia riddled old fool and finally got yourself someone who can coach.

As I said, PM me if you need any advice, you seem besotted with the Mighty Hawks, and while that's OK - to be honest with you, we seem to have quite a few bandwagoners on tap at the moment.

There is no room at the inn.

Maybe next year, or even enjoy your win tonight for what it's worth.

Your mentor - TWITA

I was about to say the same.. Surely his not referring to what changa & vanders did to precious mcphee

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

I was about to say the same.. Surely his not referring to what changa & vanders did to precious mcphee

I'm taking this one under my wing shepp23, he is angry which is fair enough, I'd be angry if I had to put up with 27 years of Kevin Sheedy.

But I am worried, he looks like he might be a very slow learner, for a start he's relying on pathetic stats to.....well.....I don't know, WTF he is trying to prove?

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

The most != the best

The Hawks supporters seem to be everywhere because they can't resist, they have no self control. They are the best at being trolled that's for sure.

Predictable autoreply flogs like podgey, mcchawk and a few others make them look worse, as a fanbase, than what they are.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Being from a classy Eastern suburbs club it is obvious that we are all ex-private school prefects with superior lineage, intelligence and looks.

My butler commented this morning that I was 'piss funny' and a 'troll master', I assume this is laypersons for humorous and witty.

Anyhoo, I'm off to polo lessons. Hopefully some of you lesser types can learn basic English by the time I return and provide me with some worthy competition.

TWITA, my driver shall be out the front of your estate in fifteen minutes...

 

[catspremiers2007]

Being from a classy Eastern suburbs club it is obvious that we are all ex-private school prefects with superior lineage, intelligence and looks.

My butler commented this morning that I was 'piss funny' and a 'troll master', I assume this is laypersons for humorous and witty.

Anyhoo, I'm off to polo lessons. Hopefully some of you lesser types can learn basic English by the time I return and provide me with some worthy competition.

TWITA, my driver shall be out the front of your estate in fifteen minutes...

Have fun at polo lessons Somerville boy, I'm sure all the toffs there will throw you a few chips and maybe a can of coke once you've mucked out their prized ponies boxes.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Have fun at polo lessons Somerville boy, I'm sure all the toffs there will throw you a few chips and maybe a can of coke once you've mucked out their prized ponies boxes.

I was wondering how long it would take for some imbecile to respond to my obviously false post.

And first cab off the rank is you.

No surprises there.

Time for a new alias, I think.

 

[catspremiers2007]

Clearly I knew it was a false post 'ole boy.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Clearly I knew it was a false post 'ole boy.

I think this shows why we're so good, with stalkers like you always sniffing our arse.

 

[King_Mallee]

theyve always been arrogant and hunt in a pack. But I dont hate them because behind the arrogance is some skill. Very much like Mundine who I quite like.

Carlton however are just shit and their greasy haired supporters are still arrogant

 

[STC]

No, we are just the most intelligent.

Trolling isn't about intelligence, rather the opposite. The key to a good troll is to repeat the same crap every post, ignore any contradictory evidence and sound as stupid as possible.

Why? Because these are the things that annoy people the most. It's why hodgepodge is so good. He manages to spout out complete crap with decent English and stays in character 24/7.