Why Mick really cracked ........

[VicBlues]

1. He'd just had ANOTHER phone call from Ch. 10 asking if Strauchanie could come down and do a piece for "Before the Game".

2. Someone put a copy of the Herald Sun on the desk.

3. Christi just texted and asked if she could borrow the car.

4. An assistant coach suggested that Jason Cloke have a run at CHF.

5. Someone just told him that Rhyce IS related to Tony Shaw (who had just parked in his car park AGAIN).

6. Word filtered through that West Coast were back on top of the ladder.

7. He'd just received a phone call informing that Chris Tarrant had run out of drink cards at The Metro.

8. The recruiting department informed that a fourth Cloke was available under father-son.

9. Eddie just invited him to be on the next series of Dancing on Ice.

10. He'd heard one more radio station running his "I've had a gutful" gag.

 

[Kerr=God]

11. Heard Craig Turley was at the game.

 

[Corpuscles]

12. Woosha rang and said I am under the pump I can no longer dispense Valiuum

 

[D Mitchell]

Brad Hardie asked if he could have his jumper back.

 

[dogbowl]

13. He heard that the Pies want to extend his contract!

 

[Kerr=God]

14. Heard David Cloke has another son.

 

[runmachine]

15-Saw another pic of Nathan Buckley in the Herald sun

 

[jonesy86]

16- missed out on the last leg of the quaddie at the Dapto dogs

 

[AndrewJo]

Saw Mark Williams gloating in the next box..and saying "Looks like the job is mine now!"

 

[richmondgal]

17: Heard that Buckley was gonna go home with Eddie

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

18. Caroline Wilson phoned asking him how much he weighed.

 

[Corpuscles]

19. Eddie rang after a raost dinner..."Mick do you want the bone?"

 

[goDees22]

20. He saw the collingwood cheer squad and realised he was on the same side as them

 

[Lingsface]

hes a kn0b

 

[earthquake]

Eddie just broke off their engagement

and

Bucks doesnt want him either

0r

he took too many Happy Pills

 

[Petergm]

hes a kn0b

Yep, thats the one!

 

[materamagic]

18. Caroline Wilson phoned asking him how much he weighed.

haha, she probably did just that. "Mick Malt-howsh, how mutch do you weigh?"

Frankly Caro, a lot less than the dead weight you carry in journalism

 

[Bombers 2003]

21-Signs up Eddie's boys for the 2030 GF.

 

[worthy]

22 - To deflect attention away from the real issue.

 

[Babe Ruth]

23 - his dream team lost

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

24. This migraine is killing me

 

[Corpuscles]

25. Mckenna leans over and says

" Hey Mick I think we should recruit Gardy!"

 

[MACDAICOS]

1. He'd just had ANOTHER phone call from Ch. 10 asking if Strauchanie could come down and do a piece for "Before the Game".

2. Someone put a copy of the Herald Sun on the desk.

3. Christi just texted and asked if she could borrow the car.

4. An assistant coach suggested that Jason Cloke have a run at CHF.

5. Someone just told him that Rhyce IS related to Tony Shaw (who had just parked in his car park AGAIN).

6. Word filtered through that West Coast were back on top of the ladder.

7. He'd just received a phone call informing that Chris Tarrant had run out of drink cards at The Metro.

8. The recruiting department informed that a fourth Cloke was available under father-son.

9. Eddie just invited him to be on the next series of Dancing on Ice.

10. He'd heard one more radio station running his "I've had a gutful" gag.

Award winning Comedy......(cough, cough)