Think Tank Will Melbourne's Season be Derailed by Collective Narcolepsy

[DaveLister]

It's an unfortunate condition that the players seem to share but Melbourne consistently collectively fall asleep for quarters at a time.
Will they be able to make finals despite Simon "The Sandman" Goodwin's inability to keep his players awake for 4 quarters at a time?
Or will the Melbourne kids' need to be burped and have a nap after halftime prevent them from playing finals?
Also should bedshed consider a Melbourne FC sponsorship?

 

[GudOnya]

Liked for the name, not the thread.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Liked for the name, not the thread.

Same - obviously

 

[harry000]

It's an unfortunate condition that the players seem to share but Melbourne consistently collectively fall asleep for quarters at a time.
Will they be able to make finals despite Simon "The Sandman" Goodwin's inability to keep his players awake for 4 quarters at a time?
Or will the Melbourne kids' need to be burped and have a nap after halftime prevent them from playing finals?
Also should bedshed consider a Melbourne FC sponsorship?

Goody should stop making them watch Freo games at half time.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

This fred went to sleep between the first and second posts.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Goody should stop making them watch Freo games at half time.

If we were playing Freo, we could have put the cue in the rack after our 8 goal 1st quarter and still had a big enough score to win.

 

[Vikingblood]

If we were playing Freo, we could have put the cue in the rack after our 8 goal 1st quarter and still had a big enough score to win.

That's really unfair. Freo scored quite well against us in the JLT game and we were only missing 12 of our best 22 players.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

That's really unfair. Freo scored quite well against us in the JLT game and we were only missing 12 of our best 22 players.

And they had a bit of collective narcolepsy in the 2nd quarter themselves.

 

[Vikingblood]

And they had a bit of collective narcolepsy in the 2nd quarter themselves.

I think Harley Bennell got access to our water bottle trays.

 

[harry000]

I think Harley Bennell got access to our water bottle trays.

Harley? Oh I think you misread the post. He said Narcolepsy not Narcotic dependancy. They are two different things

 

[Vikingblood]

Harley? Oh I think you misread the post. He said Narcolepsy not Narcotic dependancy. They are two different things

You're right, mixed my words up. And Harley's no water boy, that's more of a Jack Watts type role.

 

[DaveLister]

If we were playing Freo, we could have put the cue in the rack after our 8 goal 1st quarter and still had a big enough score to win.

Shame that didn't happen last time, remember when you fell asleep in the 3rd quarter against us?
We kicked 7 unanswered goals and ended up winning by 2 points lol :^)

 

[db swannie]

I got confused by "for quarters" and "4 quarters" and was expecting a lamb reference by the 3 line, but it never came...

 

[db swannie]

If anyone mentions [Freo coach's name, please don't mention him] I will instantly fall asleep...

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

If anyone mentions [Freo coach's name, please don't mention him] I will instantly fall asleep...

Hmmm...it’s not only you.

 

[vjknight]

A lot of big words that mean nothing.

Like melbourne.

 

[HairyO]

Rhythm method only works on dumb campaigners.

Everyone knows that.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Shame that didn't happen last time, remember when you fell asleep in the 3rd quarter against us?
We kicked 7 unanswered goals and ended up winning by 2 points lol :^)

Glad we could give you the one highlight of your season.

 

[Bernie L]

Why isnt Willo 17 in here defending his shit truck team?

 

[Willo 17]

Why isnt Willo 17 in here defending his shit truck team?

Because I am putting shit on your shit truck team on other threads. That shit truck we gave your mob 30 points start on your home track and thumped you. Not bad for a so called weak team eh. LOL.

 

[Bernie L]

Because I am putting shit on your shit truck team on other threads. That shit truck we gave your mob 30 points start on your home track and thumped you. Not bad for a so called weak team eh. LOL.

Umm, yeh great. Anyone would think you played finals last year?

 

[Willo 17]

Umm, yeh great. Anyone would think you played finals last year?

Don't know why Bernie, we didn't. You still in shock from losing "The flag in the bag?' LOL

 

[tonygeeks]

I thought narcolepsy was a fancy name for a party popper induced fit and was going to tell everyone about the time my mate kicked off an impromptu foam party in the middle of the dance floor

 

[smasha]

Will run their leggies orff round 4.

 

[donkeypunchd]

A lot of big words that mean nothing.

Like melbourne.

Big words mean nothing if you’ve problems capitalising them.