Woman sat on toilet for 'two years'

[Croat tiger]

Oh Dear.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/080312/2/164sk.html

 

[Magpie Magic]

Haha.

 

[Jafa]

Wow.

 

[Swanny36]

wow!
that must of been one hell of an article!

 

[skilts]

No shit.

 

[mushda]

What the...

 

[martyTHOMAS]

:O
haha.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

wtf.

 

[Bomber32]

That story really cracks me up.

 

[Chaz Pendlebury]

Where did he go?

Hmmm, unless they had two toilets I'm suspicious.

Can someone find out if they had two toilets?

 

[Thrawn]

It's really scary to think there are people out there who are that stupid.

 

[pinkus maximus]

also if she didn't get up, that means she didn't wipe herself or take showers. how could you survive that

she must be a ******

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Sheriff Bryan Whipple, in Ness City, Texas, said it appeared the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the seat.

I did NOT need that image. GROSS!

 

[JUBJUB]

also if she didn't get up, that means she didn't wipe herself or take showers. how could you survive that

she must be a ******

The story in todays Herald-Sun says she moved around in the bathroom and had showers.So she wasn't really on the throne for 2 years.She was in the bathroom for 2 years.

From the Only in America files

 

[Chaz Pendlebury]

The story in todays Herald-Sun says she moved around in the bathroom and had showers.So she wasn't really on the throne for 2 years.She was in the bathroom for 2 years.

From the Only in America files

I'm sure its me just being a bit slow on the ball but I'm a little confused confused

How could the toilet seat become attached to her backside if she was getting up regularly? There must have been some kind of adhesive used perhaps?

 

[Dan Moody]

she must've eaten from our footy club canteen, that would've kept her on the shitter for a while

 

[suliman]

I have doubts about this story... but I suppose it's American and anything is possible... and they do love their toilets.

 

[Chaz Pendlebury]

I have doubts about this story... but I suppose it's American and anything is possible... and they do love their toilets.

You're certainly not on your own, Suliman.

For me, I'll be satisfied of its authenticity providing the following two conditions are verified:

1. The house had two toilets, providing facilities for the husband to relieve himself; and
2. If correct that the women was wondering around the bathroom, as opposed to being permenantly fixed to the seat, that the adhesive used to fix her to the seat is verified

Once these are verified I will relax my scepticism and allow myself a little chuckle

 

[JUBJUB]

I'm sure its me just being a bit slow on the ball but I'm a little confused confused

How could the toilet seat become attached to her backside if she was getting up regularly? There must have been some kind of adhesive used perhaps?

That's what I wondered.The boyfriend said she moved around in the bathroom all the time,so how did the dunnyseat become attached if she moved around ?
Somehow I think this story is a load of crap [pardon the pun].

It's probably like the story that appears every 6 months in the papers about someone collapsing and dying in an internet cafe in South Korea because they've been playing an online game for so many hours straight.

 

[danielcan]

No articles mention her weight. If she was morbidly obese, then I would believe the story a bit more.

 

[MarksGirl-kbcrowgirl]

Goodness. What must have the boyfriend thought? 2 years!! That is incredible. I wouldn't want to be cleaning that toilet

 

[thatday]

 

[Isandula]

Haha very funny but also a little unbelievable, also did he bring her food to eat?

 

[OzBomber]

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They had a normal relationship, but only in the bathroom.

How can you do it on the toilet?

 

[Jafa]

How can you do it on the toilet?

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