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Worst and Best pick up lines that've worked
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No doubt those girls were impressed by his cash money!
Haha I love that the first kid has a tweetie bird clock and floral linen behind him.
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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I know a guy who has a pretty sweet way of going about it, but unfortunately I cannot elaborate too much because it is pretty unique and if you were to find out about it, you would likely use it too and it would lose its uniqueness. But he does it all the time, sometimes right in front of me, and it rarely fails to break the ice and give him an opening.
Suffice to say that the trick is to involve them in the pickup line(s). Say something that seems innocent enough to evoke a response, and if you can then follow up with something insightful/amusing/mysterious/etc, you are well on the way.
Suffice to say that the trick is to involve them in the pickup line(s). Say something that seems innocent enough to evoke a response, and if you can then follow up with something insightful/amusing/mysterious/etc, you are well on the way.
Yeah that's great...
or you could just try Naked Man.
or you could just try Naked Man.
Pettas
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Works 2/3 times
I only recommend it after it works for me successfully, two times in a row.
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Nicely put, Hoffster.
"Do you sleep on your stomach?"
"No"
"Would you like to try mine then?"
"No"
"Would you like to try mine then?"
V_Townsend
Debutant
good one worked for my mate. goes up to a chick and throws a bit of ice out of his drink on the floor then crushes it with his foot and says "now that ive broken the ice, how bout a dance?"
otherwise just quoting a movie can work...especially anchor man
otherwise just quoting a movie can work...especially anchor man
Juddy88
Brownlow Medallist
"If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
LOL the Zapper. I'm sure that book of lines he has would get any woman
Worst: What do you like for Breakfast?
Best: Are you ok? - not funny but it's the first thing I said to my long term GF. So I did something right.
I can't keep a straight face if I know I'm using a lame pickup line.
Best: Are you ok? - not funny but it's the first thing I said to my long term GF. So I did something right.
I can't keep a straight face if I know I'm using a lame pickup line.
Do you think this smells like chloroform?
My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
Lol. I can vouch for this.
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My friends will also vouch for the 6'4 Sudanese that came looking for me afterwards.
