Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

[SweedishMeatball]

I dont think that a good pick up line exists. What is some of the worst pick up lines you have ever heard or actually used yourself? I know there are some shockers out there so hit me with them

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[Syd]

I'd like to nominate this one....

I would love to live where you are living.

from the http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=140814&page=4
thread. Using Ballarat's weather to pick up?

 

[BB gun]

can i use your thighs as ear muffs

 

[Funkalicous]

so...do you like...stuff?

 

[Karbassiyoon]

a thread about relationships/lifestyle not started by swarbs?

watch out swedish meatball, he might get very angry at you for tapping into his market

 

[Bentleigh]

"... ive got an erection"

 

[Leper]

"Excuse me, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?"
"No."
"What about a root then?"

I liked the one posted by someone else on another thread on this board.... guy walks up to the nice girl at the bar and gently places 40 cents on the bar and walks away. Curiosity kills the cat, and she walks up to him to ask what it's for. "So you can call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight".

Would that one work?

Modus operandi here (so I'm told) is just to walk up and ask for a quote.

 

[Higgs Boson]

Go up to a woman in a bar and ask:

Guy: "Excuse me, can you help me move something about 8 inches?"

Girl: "Sure, what?"

Guy: "About 3 cubic centimetres of *****"

 

[Nightwolf]

"Hey, my freind wants to know if you'd be with me"

 

[dr nick]

had an old science teacher who once gave us a few pick-up tips..

"Did you know that we are gravitationally attracted to each other?"

 

[Swarbs]

"do you reckon i look like stifler?"

 

[M29]

Is your name Rose? Because I'd like to plant you.

 

[dr nick]

suck me, beautiful.

 

[Nightwolf]

Heres an original one

"Nice shoes, wanna F##k?"

 

[UpsideOut]

Had this one used on me a while back...

"G'day gorgeous. Fancy a workout?"

Not exactly the best line I've ever heard, although I told him what I thought and he's been ever so nice to me since

 

[dr nick]

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume i said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange. So could we just go straight to the sex.

 

[Nightwolf]

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

 

[Swarbs]

if you want to fuq me, turn around and kiss me

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Let's play war, I'll lie on the table and you can blow the ******** out of me.

 

[dr nick]

Hi I'm Ted Pellitts

GOLD

 

[Ari]

If we leave now, more foreplay time for you!

 

[CoGz]

is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?????????????

 

[underthebridge]

Heres an original one

"Nice shoes, wanna F##k?"

damn u beat me to it....it works a charm!

 

[Bomaz_Magic]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

 

[Mog]

Go up to a woman in a bar and ask:

Guy: "Excuse me, can you help me move something about 8 inches?"

Girl: "Sure, what?"

Guy: "About 3 cubic centimetres of *****"

Now that is quality. I might hit the Rosstown Hotel and try that one out.